Oh God, PLEASE, I know by now it won't happen, but I'm begging

The legal loophole is called maximum sentence.

But no, he was always going to get something like 2 years supervised parole.

Battle of the billionaires, make no mistake the way i see it, the world is being fought over by conflicting groups of billionaires. There's the current winner group the christo-fascist sect. The competing Tech-bro billionaires who want us all to live like foxxcon slaves and unfortunate dead last is the humanist billionaires who actually wanted to do some good while stealing us blind.

Nobody is going to put an elected present in jail. It’s game over.

lol no it didn't

Haha, hahahahaha, he could be in jail already for years and there's people thinking he'll go now? Hope is nice, but that's just a dream

Yeah he's not going to jail. The bastard is just going to keep laughing at us every day. But he's only got maybe 20 years to go. I would be surprised if 10. He's basically 20% rotten McDonald's M double cheeseburger. We might have to deal with princes Vans instead of Maybe one of the other trump princesses. Who knows.

All we should do is wait and feed him Peanuts or pretzels. He's bound to choke in one of those things. Either that or the sodium.

Yes it would be funny, it would also probably cause a civil uprising.

Y'all know even if that were to happen, assuming the Biden administration even allows this, the military would storm in whatever holding cell hes in and break him out on January 20, then he'll invoke the insurrection act and order the arrest of NY state officials for treason.

Your cartoon kid doesn't need to pray, he has magic little fish who grant his every wish.