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Why can't Metroid crawl?
For the same reason that Zelda doesn't start with his sword.
And the same reason why Metal Gear starts with only a gun in his inventory
And the same reason why Mario doesn't start in his Super Saiyan form
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Cuz they float
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2025
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