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[-] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Look, I'm an autistic fuck who can barely speak to people, but even I've never considered coughing up blood as a conversation starter.

[-] apostrofail@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

This guy who was a *lot bigger than me

[-] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

This seems like something they should probably see a therapist about? That doesn't seem like the behavior of a healthy mind.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago
[-] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

good point, what am I saying?

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

real and straight

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago
[-] teamevil@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The Nickelodeon show makes so much more sense now

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

That reminds me April Fools Day is approaching. When I was young I worked in a haunted house where we made blood capsules using Karo syrup, red food dye and put it into empty capsules. I deal with two guys at work that like to get stupid stoned at lunch time

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this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2025
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