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git push origin main --force-with-lease (lemmy.ml)
submitted 4 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.cafe to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[-] Endmaker@ani.social 66 points 4 days ago

FYI

  1. branch protection is a thing
  2. commit signing is a thing
[-] ulterno@programming.dev 30 points 4 days ago

commit signing is a thing

The tech-lead is in the adjacent cell. Now you know why.

[-] dbx12@programming.dev 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

There was a big git hoster (cough bitbucket cough) who didn't have support for signed commits until a few months ago. But the signature is only considered good if the pubkey you uploaded contains the mail you use for logging in. Because surely no sane person would have more than one mail, right?

[-] Sibshops@lemm.ee 31 points 4 days ago

If the company allows this it's kind of their fault.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 15 points 4 days ago

Jokes on him. I push bugs to production all the time anyway.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) 
You're officially an asshole.

SpoilerThis is a joke, see git-blame-someone-else

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

At that point why force with lease. Just force for extra problems

this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2025
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