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[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I've received a lot of compliments on my voice in life, Nicknames for it throughout school; i didn't have a period of voice cracking, literally woke up one day and my voice was different (scared the shit out of my parents that morning).

I hate my voice 🙃

[-] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Everyone hates their voice haha just know it sounds different to other people than it does to you.

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[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I did a lot of clubbing in the '90s. Once, a beautiful girl came up to me and said: "You're gorgeous" and then ran off. Thing is, though, I was in my early 30s at the time and she looked about 16. So, obviously, I didn't pursue her. But that's stuck with me for over 20 years. I can still hear it in my head.

[-] blady_blah@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

It's crazy how few times in an average man's life he gets real compliments on clothing or looks. It happens so rarely most of us can tell you about the times even when they're 20 years ago.

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Speaking from first hand experience: try growing a handlebar mustache (if you can). If you groom it well you will get complimented all the time. I'm a fairly generic looking guy without the stache, and almost never got complimented on my looks before I grew it.

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[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

I must be a heck of a lot more "attractive," than I think I am. I'm male, and 44 y/o. I get a random compliment from strangers about once every month or two.

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

When's your next movie coming out

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[-] SomGye@dormi.zone 15 points 2 days ago

You're practically Pierce Brosnan!

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[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 27 points 2 days ago

Damn people are lonelier than me?

[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 days ago

There's always someone happier than you in the same way there's always someone more miserable than you.

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[-] drascus@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago

A girl once told me I am not horrific to look at. God that fucked me up lol.

[-] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I feel that pain. It's like that "worst she can do is say no" thing. When I was 12 my friends were joking about who another friend should "date" (ofc in the capacity that 12yos manage that) and someone JOKINGLY suggested me, I even laughed along for a second. Her answer, rather than laughing along or something, was a deadpan "eww". That fucked my confidence for years

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Shit, I'm sorry. I have had a similar experience at around 7yo that imbalanced my relationships to others for the next 25 years. I'm pulling out of it now by sheer force of will and analysis. Wish you the best,

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[-] Lesrid@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago

A woman at a house party saw my driver's license after she asked for proof that I have two middle names and two last names. She saw my photo and said: "your neck doesn't look anywhere near as long in real life" I knew it was a compliment, and I'll never forget it.

[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago

Tangentially related, I was ordering food at a Wendy's and the cashier out of the blue asked if I had ever been in a long distance relationship. I said no, but I knew people that had and if the relationship was strong enough, it would work out in the end. Hope things worked out for her.

"Long distance relationships work great for me because I'm more attractive the farther away I am."

[-] Bonje@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

My eyebrows got complimented back in high school. I ran out of the room red-faced mid class (it was during a science lab, and it's been 10 years).

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago
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