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[Profile picture showing a blond woman holding a stuffed toy koala] australian kitsch 🦘@OzKitsch ·

Woolworths Coupons For Feb 2024:
100% Off CEOs
Get promo code F0URC0RNERS

Something about fibre to the node inspired me.

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4 stickers placed on different areas of a supermarket. 1, 2, and 4 use the green colours and logo of Woolworths. The third is red with the Coles logo, with a red hand pointing downwards with its middle finger.

Special: You deserve steak for dinner. You can't afford it, but you deserve it.

Special: We understand that times are tough, and that's why we pay our CEO over $20,000 a day. That's the median wage of a Tasmanian before the end of the week!

Special: If you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't.

Special: We've made over $1 billion in profits whilst you can't even afford bread.

More quality OC from me to you <3 Don't repost to reddit or I will hunt you down, tie you up and force feed you a jar of vegemite!

Nah, but fair cop, who could be bothered with that?

Also shamelessly stolen. More content the better.

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