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IMPORTANT

We are having a competition. And you can all take part if you so desire. We are doing a writing prompt once more for HoH.

The prizes are three custom rock carvings done by LegalGraveRobber. first place get's first dibs. second place second dibs. and so forth you get the idea. We will ship them anywhere in the world to whoever wins on our bill. if you wanna go have a look at them, hit up the discord.

Submissions have to be sent to me before the 15th of November, after which I shall post all the entries on the HoH subreddit. After which there shall be 2 weeks to vote, which shall happen on the discord as normal.

And your prompt shall be. "A story from Apuma's shelf"

Best of luck to those who wish to take part and I hope you enjoy the story.

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Following the departure of Baron, Grevi, and Tiguan, things had stayed busy at the keep. Sapphire had been no exception, working on salting and smoking the last supplies for Deriva. When they were complete, Jarix had been sent on his last trip of the year, the young blue taking on the deteriorating weather without much concern. No one was worried. He was a blue, and it wasn’t really a storm. His crew also had very nice winter gear available, so there should be little difficulty in making the flight.

For the people at the keep, and especially Wiperna and Raulf, the relief of the goats finally being gone had been palpable. Both of them took the evening to relax a little, safe in the knowledge that no damn goat would have gotten out only to show up on the roof of the chicken coop the following day.

But not only had Jarix rid them of the damn goats, he had brought back some fruit and other assorted berries less than a day later. Nothing good or even that sweet, and most of it well on the way to being dried for winter already. That was fixable though with a simple dunking in water. Tom had given up a recipe for them to try. He himself was far too busy, so it had fallen to Sapphire to gather up some volunteers, which she did happily. 

Most of the huntresses were busy, sadly. Dakota and Essy were taking Bo and Pho through some book classes on just what one could pick and what you should really leave alone in the forest. Jacky was of course helping in the forge, a job which Sapphire was quite pleased she hadn’t ended up needing to do. 

Raulf and Wiperna stated they had preparations to do before things got worse for the rest of their animals, much of their time having been dedicated to goat hunting. Ray was cleaning like a madwoman, there still being quite a bit of mess left over after the last hunt. Saph really didn’t want to put further work on the poor cripple, so had left her to it.

Fengi was free though, and she wanted in. She had ended up bringing Unkai along as well. Sapphire did consider going to fetch Maiko, but honestly she had no clue where he might even be. Most likely he would be working on Yldril, which she had no intention of getting involved with. The black dragon really hadn’t taken things well after the verbal bout with Tiguan, or more rightly their reaction to her espousing her opinion so vehemently. 

She had been forced to sleep outside, and had been fed nothing but salted game meat since. Sapphire had been avoiding her as best she could, but Fengi of course could not. The only work there had been for the dragon was assisting with the final moving about of materials to and from the warehouse to make it ready for winter.

The three of them had followed the strange jam recipe to a tee. Converting measurements was a bit tricky, but they managed. The important part was the ratios after all, rather than the actual amounts. The first batch hadn’t come out quite right. Apparently, their homemade jelly wasn’t quite the same as gelatin. What exactly the difference was, Sapphire didn’t know, but she was hardly a stellar cook. 

Tom had also warned them to boil the jars first to make sure they were properly clean. Saph wasn’t quite sure why that would make them cleaner, but she knew better than to question the human's methods. Kulinger had questioned if, perchance, the food situation wasn’t as good as they had all been led to believe when he walked in on them essentially trying to boil soup on a bunch of jars, but he bought the explanation well enough.

At least Sapphire hoped so, else they would be mocked for that one for weeks. Especially if it didn’t work this time. As the second attempt bubbled away on the simple stove in the large steel pot, silence reigned in the kitchen. This time they had used twice as much jelly, but Sapphire thought that maybe they had gotten it too hot last time, so she was watching the fire closely. It was flickering gently inside the old stove, flames licking lazily up the sides of the pot. Fengi and Unkai sat at stools behind her, backs to the large table they often used to work dough or other larger items prior to cooking. 

“Let’s hope this one turns out a little better,” Saph said to no one in particular, just wanting to break the silence as she added a few more dainty pieces of firewood. “It’s our last chance after all. No more berries.”

“Yup,” Fengi replied automatically, Unkai not weighing in. Saph couldn’t believe they didn’t actually have anything to talk about. Well she knew they did. The mood was just a little... quiet. She knew why of course, but how to broach the subject? Should she even?

She honestly did not know as she went to sit down next to Fengi on her own stool as well, all three of them watching the fires now. “Otherwise we will have to wait till next year.”

“Yup,” Fengi replied again, having nothing more to say.

They all stared for a while longer, the crackling fire and the sounds of the keep taking over. The bellows working away down below as Shiva shouted orders. The gentle tap tap tap of Kullinger labouring over gods knew what. Maybe he was repairing some of the old beds for use once more, or maybe Jacky had broken something again which required replacement. The lathe and milling machine weren’t running. Tink, Edita and Tom likely helping out in the forge instead judging by Shiva’s ordering about.

Above them, creaking beams as Jarix shifted in the greeting hall. The pitter patter of little feet on the floor as the kids ran around the dragon, likely playing some sort of game. If they had been higher up, maybe they could have heard Pho getting a question wrong again up in the library as Dakota did her best not to rub her face at the blackboard. 

Up on the highest floor Lothal was taking lessons from Nunuk. Later it would be Dakota’s turn. No one was talking about it, certainly not while Dakota was around, but it was clear what Nunuk was planning. She would be passing on the blade sooner rather than later. The Bizmati family's ancestral fangblade, the symbol of their keep and those who ruled it. Sapphire knew Dakota had always wanted to wield it, but now when it was so close, she clearly doubted she was ready.

Whether she was ready or not, Saph’s guess was that they would have a new lady before the next year was out, maybe even sooner. Perhaps even in time for spring. Now she had no illusions that Nunuk was going to simply throw in the towel. She would be at her daughter's side for as long as her health permitted. But she could no longer fight, nor could she lead by example as she had always done. 

The old Lady would become an advisor, much like her husband had been for many years already. It was rather rare they had need of a mage out here after all. And soon enough Linkosta would be taking over that role anyway. Sapphire knew that the two of them had been busy, working both on the things Tom wanted and that fancy book about dragon magic the Inquisition had gotten them. Linkosta couldn’t stop talking about what she had been learning and, of course, Apuma couldn’t avoid bragging about how smart she was for working so much of it out already.

To Sapphire's knowledge they hadn’t actually tried any of it out yet, but it shouldn’t be too long before Linkosta ran out of patience and Jarix was properly convinced that they knew what they were doing. As for their not-so-beloved inquisitorial friends, Paulin was spending her time doing what she seemed to be best at: listening, watching, and learning. 

Sapphire was certain she would have to help translate more of Tom’s things in the future. It wasn’t the worst job ever, but it was pretty bad. She would likely also have to train with Bo and Pho. Essy and Dakota did have other duties after all, especially Dakota. Though Essy did often spend quite a bit more time with the kids than the rest of them. 

Sapphire would probably be in charge of archery practice, even if the weather was cold. As long as it wasn’t too windy or raining they would go and take a few shots at the targets both on the range and from the sky. 

Outside, Wiperna was tending to her flock. She always got a bit more sentimental as things neared the end. A fair few of their livestock wouldn’t make it through winter. That was by design of course. It was always a feast when something was slaughtered during winter, a brief respite from the normally boring foods. Although this year was to be different; they had a cold box now. 

As they sat and watched, Sapphire’s mind long since having wandered off, Fengi let out a long deep yet still...


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Daniel smiled as he watched Kris and Maverick playing tug of war, with neither quite being able to make any headway against the other, and at the same time he stroked Ripley's head as she attempted to nap with her head on his lap. On the other side of the dog, Milla was staring at him with jealousy as she fought against the urge to try and get Ripley to nap on her instead.

"I want some of that cuteness," Milla quietly grumbled.

"You had them all yesterday afternoon and most of the morning today. Am I not allowed to cuddle for a little bit?" Daniel replied.

"I mean, we can share, right?" Milla proposed.

"That's what we're doing. I have some time cuddling Ripley after all the time you got cuddling them both, and I can also guarantee that you'll get more of them both later."

"But can't I just shift up close and get her head on my lap?"

"That's not sharing, that's stealing," he pointed out. "Besides, she's given you an end to cuddle."

"It's hardly the most pleasant one when the tail isn't wagging."

"But it's the one you've got. Enjoy it, because it's more than I've gotten for pretty much the entire time they've been home."

"Hey, what's with the attitude?"

"It's not intentional. It was a poor choice of words if anything."

"But you smell like you have a problem though," she pointed out.

"... I just haven't had as much time with them, and I don't want to end it early."

"Alright, I'll stop then," she apologised, followed by the doorbell sounding a few seconds later. "I'll get it."

Daniel watched as Kris and the two dogs all perked up and began to listen out, cocking their heads as they began to pick up on distant voices, but thankfully made no attempt to rush out of the room. Instead, they stayed put, and moments later, footsteps could be heard. He peeked out of the door to see Milla leading a collection of familiar faces towards them.

"Hello, everyone!" Celenamartra announced as she entered the room and dipped her head down to Kris. "Oh my, Kriskurven, you're growing quickly!"

"Aaaa," Kris replied.

"Oh, is that right?" Celenamartra asked.

"Aaaa aaAa," Kris continued.

"Mhm," Celenamartra nodded.

"AaAa aaaA!"

"I see," Celenamartra replied, looking up at Daniel and Milla, who both looked at her hopefully. "He can't speak yet."

"Nan…" Milla sighed.

"You know you don't always have to mess with people, Celena," James told her as he followed her into the room.

"You know how she is, Grandad," Milla replied.

"Yes, I do. As for Kris, he is trying to speak in a sense, but he doesn't know how to speak. All he knows is that words are made from different sounds, so he's trying to mimic other people without knowing what actually goes into speaking," James explained.

"Oh, I see," Milla told him.

"Kris, look at me," Celenamartra told him, opening her mouth she he could see in. "Ah, lah, pah, wah, mah, dah."

"Atamawada?" Kris replied, attempting to mimic her mouth shapes.

"Ah, lah, pah, wah, mah, dah."

"Alamamada?"

"That's closer, good boy. Once more. Ah, lah, pah, wah, mah, dah."

"Alapawamada?"

"There we go!" Celenamartra congratulated him. "This is what you want to try, Milla. Speech doesn't come easily for Dragons, so while we can pick up languages faster than most, producing the right sounds can be difficult. You need to teach him how to make certain sounds, as well as other sounds like 'ck'. I recommend pointing to different parts of your mouth and neck to encourage him to replicate the sounds."

"I will, thank you," Milla replied as she walked over and picked Kris up with her wings and began to nuzzle him.

"So, to what do we owe the honour?" Daniel asked as he noticed Ordos pad in behind the pair.

"We've yet to properly pay our respects as Deities," Ordos explained. "When we visited with everyone else, there were people present that we didn't want to reveal our identities to."

"The day he hatched was a long and busy one," Daniel agreed. "Didn't you make that public though?"

"Our existence as Deities is public knowledge now, but our original mortal identities are not," James explained. "We don't have any plans to make it public either before you ask. More Deities in the family would just draw attention and cause accusations to be made about favouritism and stuff. Most of it was just because of how the whole process works and how it's drawn to strong people and whatnot."

"Is now the time you offer to make us Deities?" Daniel joked.

"No, neither of you are good candidates," James replied as he sat down with Maverick. "You don't have the right mindsets, mainly due to military conditioning. The option of force is too instilled into your minds."

"I don't want it, but what about Meriath? She's been in the military for… I don't even know how many thousands of years," Daniel pointed out.

"Her conditioning was different, and she also trained herself out of a lot of it. If you really did want it, there are paths to become candidates."

"But if we pursued them, we would invalidate ourselves as candidates, correct?"

"If you pursued them with the intention of becoming Deities, yes," James confirmed. "The conditions for becoming a Deity are quite strict so the wrong people don't get way too much power."

"Fair enough. People with far less power than a Deity have done terrible things."

"Back to lighter topics though. Kris is pretty cute, isn't he? And smart too, with quite a unique colour."

"He's the best!" Milla replied with a prideful smile.

"Alapawamada!" Kris exclaimed in reply.

"Can you say muh, uh, muh?" Milla asked.

"Alapawamada!" Kris shouted excitedly.

"No, muh, uh, muh," Milla repeated.

"Amaaama?"

"Almost. Muh, uh, muh."

"Amaaama!"

"He needs to be taught how to make the 'uh' sound still," Celenamartra warned her.

"So what about dah, ah, dah?" Daniel asked.

"Adaaada?" Kris asked.

"Dah, ah, dah," Daniel repeated.

"Daaada?"

"So close! Try 'dad," he told him

"Dah ad? Daad? Dad?"

"You did it!" Daniel exclaimed, lifting Kris up into the air. "Your first word!"

"Dad! Dad!" Kris excitedly repeated.

"And now you're going to be called whenever he needs anything," James laughed. "Trust me, it'll happen."

"Experience?" Daniel asked.

"Yep," James confirmed, looking at Celenamartra. "Isn't that right? If a baby can only call for me, I have to deal with them, but if they can call for you, we both have to."

"I answered when they called for you plenty of times," Celenamartra countered. "They just call for me more than they call for you."

"Uh huh. What you say is plenty might not be plenty to everyone else though, right?"

"Let's not haggle over definitions, especially not now," Celenamartra told him as she gestured to their hosts.

"Ok, Kris, can you say uh?" Daniel asked, rubbing his neck slightly as he asked

"Ah," Kris replied.

"No, uh," he repeated.

"Ahu?"

"So close. Uh."

"... Uh?"

"There we go! Good job, Kris!" Daniel congratulated him. "Now try muh."

"Muh."

"Good job! Now, muh, uh, muh"

"Mumuh."

"Good job! You're almost there! Now try mum."

"Mumuh. Mummm. Mum."

"You did it," Daniel congratulated him as he lifted him up into the air and passed him to Milla. "Say it again."

"Mum," Kris repeated, looking at Milla.

"Yes, that's me," Milla replied as she began to hug Kris tightly with her wings.

"Is that our job here done?" Ordos asked Celenamartra.

"We didn't come here only with the intention of helping Kris to start speaking," she quietly replied before clearing her throat and speaking up a bit. "Milla, Daniel, how would you feel about having a Deity officiate your wedding?"

"Well, I guess it'd be nice," he replied as he looked at Milla to find her too distracted with Kris. "I've certainly got nothing against it, so I guess it's her decision when she's no longer busy."

"We'll figure something out later then," Celenamartra assured him. "We've still got a few weeks after all.

"I guess I'm making some new friends now then," Ordos commented as both Maverick and Ripley finally began to investigate him.

"They're very friendly and quite curious," Daniel assured him.

"I know, but I'm hoping to avoid… that," he sighed as both Maverick and Ripley invited him to play with their toys, before dropping down on his two front legs. "Alright, fine, let's do this."

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Nick made his way up the stairs, out of the transit station, trying to look inconspicuous. Just another commuter going to work right? Nothing strange about that. He tried to ignore his headache. It wasn't working.

Out in public, the scars on the back of his neck, hidden under his collar itched. All of his implants were colored to look like skin, and the blending was admirable, but he still felt exposed walking around. He seemed to have lost Houndstooth forces for now, but who knows how long before he'd be noticed again. For the fifth time he checked his camera hacks. It looked like the code Queenie copied for him worke; when he peered in on the camera lines, he didn't see himself. He couldn't be invisible, that would have been too obvious. Instead he had replaced himself with a composite based off of a bunch of media he had downloaded two nights ago. He looked generically male shaped, generically handsome and generically dressed.

The very illegal submachine gun strapped to his back under his coat, and the very very illegal crystal memory cube in his belt pack weighed heavily and reminded him that he was not very generic at all.

He went to a coffee cart and got a flat white. He wasn't really thirsty, but a coffee would give his hands something to do while he walked, so he didn't fidget. Cradling the hot coffee in both hands to warm them - Hyacinth was a controlled environment, but it was also old enough that they adjusted the temperature for Earth based seasons. It was 'winter' and while nobody would die of exposure on Hyacinth, it was still colder than Nick preferred. It never got this cold on Parvati.

As Nick walked around Congregation Square trying to look inconspicuous and hide from Houndstooth, he sat down on a bench - leaning forward a little so the gun didn't hit the back of the bench - across from a merchant. They sold beverages of all different kinds, human, k'laxi, Sef, and others. People were walking in and out carrying small paper bags. Maybe he'd gotten away with it. Maybe he'd actually lost them.

Far in the distance a siren started. It had a piercing, long wail. It was mechanical, or made to sound mechanical. As soon as it started, others joined in, making a massive minor chord wall of sound. It was loud, it was worrying. It was meant to be. Nick wasn't the only one who didn't know what it meant, but he was probably one of the only people in Congregation who could query a KB real-time and ask what it was.

Spin Alarm, was what came back. Details, he thought.

The KB began to rattle off a canned explanation. When Hyacinth was so old that it was built before gravity manipulation. To get around that small detail, originally the Orbital spun, so that centripetal force made ersatz gravity. It wasn't gravity, and didn't feel like it, but it was better than nothing. There was a link to a raft of very old welcome articles that explained how to deal with centripetal force and what to do about nausea and how most people got over it within the first week of arrival. As soon as humans learned how to manipulate gravity, Hyacinth was spun down and remained stationary.

That didn't mean the spin engines were removed however.

They could pivot and move in nearly every direction. On the rare occasions that Hyacinth needed to change position or orbit, they could be repurposed. Plus, it was expensive to remove them, and Houndstooth wouldn't spend that kind of money unless they had a good reason.

Just as they were designed to do nearly a thousand years ago, the spin engines on High Mars Hyacinth fired. Being a cylinder sixty miles by twenty meant that - at first - other than a low rumble and a jolt, there was no change. After a minute or two though, Nick looked up and saw the stars start to move. The ever present crescent of Mars below started to move out of the current glass panel and into the next.

Human balance is sensitive. K'laxi is more, but he wasn't around any at the time. As soon as the spin started, Nick felt weird. It was like that carnival ride he rode when he visited that fair on Parvati with his parents when he was small. His inner ear began to argue with his eyes about where 'up' was. He looked down at his coffee, and the liquid in the cup began to slosh oddly, and very slightly start to lean to one side. If it was happening this fast, then the spin engines were thrusting hard. As hard as a Starjumper maybe. Nick queried the KB again and it helpfully mentioned that they could thrust at up to ten gees on when set to Emergency Stop. Nick didn't think there was an Emergency Start, but who knows. The KB wasn't sure either.

In the time it took Nick to query the KB, things got worse. People started to stagger, and some fell to their knees. A K'laxi wearing an embassy uniform fell to their knees and vomited. After, they began a keening wail that Nick had never come out of a K'laxi's mouth before. They were clearly in distress. Nick stood to try and help them, but was overcome with waves of dizziness and his own nausea. He sat down hard on the ground and laid on his back. That made it better.

"Nick! Nick!" His comm chirruped. "Nick, answer dammit." It was Eastern.

"Eastern? Where are you? I thought Jameson had you."

"He did. I talked my way out."

Even this uncomfortable, Nick felt incredulous. Jameson was Hyacinth's most notorious gang leader. You didn't 'talk your way out' of his clutches. "Tell me later. Someone is spinning Hyacinth up, are you safe?"

"Safe? Sure I'm safe. I'm in the Basement."

The illegal moving bazaar in the underground maintenance tunnels? "How are you able to reach me on comm? The Basement usually has a comm block."

"Well for one, I'm using your implant line instead of your comm line." She said "And for two, I have root, so I was able to go around the block."

Root? How did she... No, another thing for later. "Well, can you tell who turned on the spin engines? Everyone down here in Congregation is doing poorly. Most everyone is laying on the ground, waiting for the world to stop moving." Nick also didn't mention that they were all starting to feel heavier too. The spin engines were designed to spin Hyacinth up to one gee equivalent, but the gravity generators had already had everything up to a gee. If the engines continued, everyone would feel two gees, and while that's survivable by k'laxi, it won't be without injury if they fall wrong. For the humans it will be mightily unpleasant.

"Millisec, I'll see." A pause. "Nick, it looks like the command was sent from the Houndstooth Command Center. They turned it on themselves!"

What? It was their station, of course they had access to "Why?" Nick said aloud.

"The orders don't say, but I'll give you two guesses."

As soon as Eastern had finished transmitting, Nick heard a rhythmic clanking. He turned his head, and fighting waves of nausea he saw three Houndstooth 'customer protection technicians' in powered armor clomp around the square. They had blackened visors, and their rifles were in their hands. As they walked they looked over everyone as a mini drone hovered behind. Nick could feel it scanning, but it hadn't reached him yet. They turned on the spin to make everyone stop moving, so they could find someone! Talk about overkill. The gun on Nick's back itched. If they scanned and caught it, he was dead - and that was one of the more positive outcomes. Nick had to be somewhere else, now. If he got to his feet though, he'd give himself away to the CPTs. "Eastern! I've got CPTs nearby. They have a drone and it's scanning people." he thought over the comm.

"Already? Fuck. Nick, they must have knew where you were and were just trying to hold you. Talk about overkill though."

"Later, Eastern! What do I do?"

"You have your sub right? You could shoot your way out." She could feel Nick's expression over the comm and quickly said "kidding, kidding. Hold please." While Nick waited, he dared not look at the CPTs clomping around, but he could hear the whine of their servos and the thump of their boots as they moved and stopped, and moved and stopped. It seemed like they were checking everyone. If they knew he was here, why didn't they just come towards him?

Because his hack had worked, he realized. He'll have to thank Queenie later - if he survives. He heard more of that odd keening wail from k'laxi further away from him, and that caught the attention of the CPTs. They walked over to check them out. Nick couldn't believe they were checking out of concern, but that did mean he was right to not make his image on the cameras to be k'laxi.

There was a commotion from the k'laxi, and a odd shout, and then the CPTs yelled and started chattering among themselves. Before Nick could figure out what was going on, there was a deep thump, and he felt a shockwave. Had one of the k'laxi thrown a grenade? Nick knew that their civil war was ongoing, and that there were reports on the news of it being very brutal, but he had no idea that the war had come to Hyacinth. By the alarmed sounds of the CPTs, they hadn't realized it either. One of them had triggered their assistance siren, and the other's suit was yelling 'medic! medic! medic!' over and over again.

"psst!" Nick turned his head, pushed down the wave of dizziness that accompanied it, and saw a gardening robot peer out from underneath a large potted tree. "Get over here!" It was speaking in Eastern's voice.

Without checking to see if the CPTs were busy, Nick half rolled, half undulated towards...


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Chapter 96

For those who thought about capturing the giant spider with my new skill, sorry to disappoint you. While the idea wasn't bad, the probability of success was so low that I wouldn't try it even if I wanted to do so.

Instead, I traveled to the lowest possible areas, which were now the ones surrounding the big wall, and searched around for monsters. I had some criteria for this selection.

First, it had to be a herbivore. Herbivores were easier to integrate in my future plans than carnivores. It wasn't impossible to use meat eaters, but it would seriously cut into the speed of the development of my plans.

Second, they weren't allowed to have magical abilities. The last thing I wanted was to find myself magically glued to something else or set on fire because I didn't anticipate this aspect of the monster.

Third, they could not have any dangerous skills that could threaten my plans. The possibility of the monsters destroying the equipment needed for my plan could seriously jeopardize further advancements.

Elementals, undead, and golems were excluded because their nature were incompatible with my plans. The same was the case for humanoid monsters like goblins and orcs.

Wolves and spiders were excluded because of rule number 1. Dragon kin was excluded because of number 2. Boars and insects were not compatible with number 3.

In the end, I had only three choices available to me. A deer monster, a mouse, and a goat. I tried to find something similar to a chicken, but since the closest I had found was a cockatrice, I let go of that idea.

I decided to capture 4 of each. I had created a dozen tier 5 cages to capture a dozen tier 1 monsters.

I only needed to look at them sideways and toss the cage to the ground, and they just jumped right in it by themselves. Or almost. Some negotiation with my fists was needed to persuade them in the end.

I had a small talk with most of my girls where I explained my plan and what to expect of it. And that talk went as well as a ride through a water slide filled with razors and broken glass that ended in a salt mine.

At least for me, it was the case. My girls had a great time demanding A, B, and C from me, and all I could do was quietly nod and say yes.

I gave some instructions for my plan to come to fruition and then left the dungeon with most of the girls to start the third hunter quest. I hoped for an easy quest as it had been a disaster until now, and my goal was the fourth secret, not the third.

And I was promptly disappointed by the quest given out.

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The path of a master hunter.

The secrets of a true hunter are often hidden and difficult to discover.

Obtain and use 10 divine crystals.

Divine crystals used: 0/10

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I had an incredulous look at the golden figure in front of me before it dissolved into nothingness. What the hell, lady? I thought we were friends!

I thought for the longest time and decided on a little experiment. I wanted to see if I could capture the giant spider. So we went on a mission.

Well, the only good result of that expedition was that we discovered that it was impossible to capture the spider. Almost one hundred cages had been thrown at it during the fight, and it all ended in a wipeout.

I wasn't keen on trying that one out again and again, especially when I had lost the equivalent of multiple months' worth of buffs.

But we also won irreplaceable information about the behavior of the spider during the fight.

One, it enjoyed trampling everything in the vicinity once it fell threatened. And two, it spewed vicious poison all over the battlefield when it fought. It didn't just inject it into the body of its unfortunate victims. It went as far as to literally spew it around like a waterfall. The fight had been a horrible uphill battle.

I was a summoner class. As such, I had little to no magical abilities in fighting, and my greatest weakness was AOE attacks, like that spiders poison. Even with ten levels above that spider and a bonus to abnormal conditions, I was not its match. I would need to find something else first before I lost my motivation on this particular individual.

Looking around, there were two colored dots in the tier 5 category. Killing an opponent whose level was between 40 and 50 could be easier than that giant. I tried to identify if those two were former heroes or monsters, but I didn't feel any pleasant sensation from them, so I speculated the worst possible case for both of them.

The closest one was a light blue dot. During my travels, I had come close to that particular domain and knew it was a forest area. The uncovered places on my map window confirmed that fact.

I tried to remember what kind of monster I had encountered at that place, but they were so insignificant that it didn't leave a lasting impression on me.

The color of the dot also didn't cause me to remember anything. The other dot, which was quite far away, had a dirty yellow color. That place was a total mystery to me. I had not been anywhere close to that area, and because I was closer to the blue dot, it would remain that way.

I was, in no uncertain terms, motivated to go anywhere since my defeat against that stupid spider had depressed me, but I found the way to improve my morale easily.

I decided to create a massive catastrophe inside a dungeon.

I had already tried this method before and barely won back then, but this time, I decided to go full in. I decided to basically create a dungeon raid inside a dungeon run.

I enlisted every one of my girls, dropped the difficulty of the dungeon to the bare minimum, and then started fishing inside the lake dungeon with my nets.

Last time, I had not done so in this dungeon as I was only after the book buff, but now I wanted to create chaos.

At first, there was no particular problem arising. We fought against some easy dungeon bosses.

Then came the first ship. The ghost ships were easy to destroy. There were only 3 rooms we had to clean out before it sank to the bottom of the lake. The upper deck, the cannon deck, and the captains room, where the boss was waiting for us, including his treasure chest.

After destroying quite a few of those ships, the fishing buff had reached an impressive number. It took a few hours, but I had reached the point where every toss of my net meant a few regular dungeon bosses, and then an almost guaranteed ship emerging.

But I was not satisfied. I wanted to make those ships merge and create a miniature raid here.

Raids, compared to regular runs, had stronger and more numerous bosses but also needed more members to finish them. I wanted to crush some really strong monsters. I wanted to break some bones. I wanted their asses on my plate so I could deliciously enjoy tearing them apart.

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Hello everyone! For book two, I wasn't able to give much notice of stubbing, but I'm hopefully a bit more on the ball for Book three! Up to chapter 229 will be removed November 17th, so please prepare accordingly. If you wish to support me, or to get the book in physical, audio, or electronic forms, there's links in the post-chapter note section! Please enjoy the chapter, and thank you all for reading my odd story about a thinking hole in the ground :P

 


Freddie


 

The young orc paladin hums a quiet hymn as he walks down the street with Rhonda, both of their minds more on the upcoming delve than in making conversation right now. Of course, that doesn’t extend to Fiona and Lucas, and the two spiders constantly chitter at each other as they ride their masters.

 

Honestly, he prefers Fiona chatting with Lucas to constantly fussing over his shield. She seems to have decided that the bottom half will feature one of her webs, and aside from the occasional check to ensure it’s in pristine condition, she doesn’t fiddle with it as she rides his back.

 

As they near the Mayor’s manor, the guards out front spot them and wave. With their frequent visits to their friend, the other guards all recognize them on sight. Not that Freddie imagines that would be difficult. He, Rhonda, Fiona, and Lucas are a pretty unique group, after all.

 

As they get closer, Mr. Miller steps out to talk with the guards, who head inside before the group can get there. The ashen elf cuts an imposing figure, and a lot of the adults are clearly intimidated by the man, but Freddie can see the glint of amusement in his eyes with every interaction. He’s definitely more than just a butler, but what’s the point in calling him out on it? He’s some special guard for the Lord Mayor, and he’s certainly not evil, so there’s no point in starting drama over something he can’t even prove in the first place.

 

“Hello, Mr. Miller!” greets Rhonda, and Freddie echoes her a moment after. The elf smiles at them and their spiders before speaking.

 

“Ah, come to steal away one of the young master’s guards once more?”

 

Freddie smiles and nods with zero shame. “Yes. If he’s available, at least?”

 

Mr. Miller gives a small smile and motions for them to come through the gates. “His shift will be over shortly. Would you mind accompanying me while he finishes up?”

 

Freddie doesn’t mind, and a glance at Rhonda shows she’s not opposed, either. Returning his attention to the tall elf, he nods. “That’s fine with us. Did you need anything, Mr. Miller?”

 

His eyes sparkle with mischief as he gives a small nod. “Just to talk, young sir and miss. At my age, an elf often finds himself wanting to hear the sound of his own voice, and is generally discouraged from simply talking to the mirror.”

 

Rhonda giggles as Freddie nods, and the two fall in behind Mr. Miller as he leads them around the grounds of the manor.

 

“Thank you two for indulging me. I wanted to thank you two, actually, and now I get the chance to be verbose about it.”

 

“Thank us?” asks Freddie, with Rhonda looking just as confused. Mr. Miller takes their confusion in stride as he nods, still walking.

 

“Indeed. Though the young master is taking a more active role in the management of the town, it’s my personal duty to see to the management of his household, and that includes the guards. Most are rather rough and tumble, you see, the sort that I would think would intimidate young Larrez. He’s skilled and observant, but you two know how quiet he can be around those he doesn’t know.”

 

Freddie nods at that, as does Rhonda, with the goblin finding her reply before he can. “And high-strung! When we first met him, he was so jumpy and nervous!”

 

“Yeah, he was usually pretty focused in a fight, but after, he’d be jumping at shadows and stammering whenever we’d try to talk with him.”

 

Mr. Miller nods at that with a fond smile. “Indeed. But thanks to you two, he’s become much more confident in himself. He’s taken to his duties with aplomb, and is much happier for it. Not to mention how well you five all work together while delving. I used to worry he’d have a nervous breakdown and never leave his cot in the barracks, but now I find myself wondering if he’ll simply take up the mantle of an adventurer full-time!” he jokes, before letting his mirth fade.

 

“You two really have been a great help to him, and through him, to the young master. While I know you two befriended him simply because that’s who you are, I find myself still in your debts.” He holds up a hand as the two try to protest, the ghost of a smirk at a corner of his mouth. “I don’t do something so extravagant as gifts, and I think young Larrez would perish from embarrassment if I were to offer something like that besides. Still, I have my own honor.”

 

He stops and turns, meeting their gaze with an air of authority and significance. “If there is anything you two ever need, ask me, and it will be yours.” The sudden shift in mood vanishes like smoke in the wind as he smirks at the two. “Within reason, of course. But you two are reasonable, so I’m sure there won’t be any issue. I’d offer the same to your two arachnid companions, but spiderspeak was never my forte, I’m afraid.”

 

He turns and resumes walking, with the two rushing to catch up after trying to figure out what just happened. “Oh, and please don’t mention this to him. Young Larrez would feel awkward about this at best, you understand.”

 

The two nod, able to process at least that easily. Larrez always looks uncomfortable whenever they’d offer to cover his meal or get him some potion or other thing that might help him. Freddie thinks he doesn’t like having debts, maybe from living on the streets or some other harsh upbringing. A gift from a friend isn’t a debt, but that’s all Freddie can think of for why Larrez always looks guilty for accepting help like that.

 

Larrez doesn’t talk about his past much.

 

Freddie doesn’t get to speculate much either, as he soon sees the wood elf hurry out the door to the gardens. Shock, then happiness, then more shock flash across his face before he heads for the group.

 

“Miller! Uh, sir! I hope my friends haven’t been bothering you? I wouldn’t want to throw off your schedule.”

 

Mr. Miller chuckles and shakes his head. “Think nothing of it, young Larrez. I can show them the winter tulips while making my own rounds. They are most agreeable company, as I’m sure you’d agree.”

 

“Then uh… interior patrol concluded, nothing out of the ordinary, sir.” Larrez stands at attention, and Mr. Miller runs an appraising eye over him before speaking.

 

Nothing?”

 

Larrez slowly nods. “Yes?”

 

The older elf frowns for a moment before shaking his head. “Ah, that was rescheduled to 7. You’re dismissed. Go have fun, and don’t mention that to the others.”

 

Larrez looks concerned about whatever is going to happen at 7, but Freddie steps up to help distract him, easily greeting his friend. “You heard him, let’s go! I hope your shift wasn’t too strenuous?”

 

Larrez shakes his head as he lets his friends lead him toward the front of the manor and the gate. “No, not really. There’s a few auditors from the capital, but they’re polite… almost to the point of boredom.” he admits.

 

“Better than then being jerks, right?” asks Rhonda, but Larrez doesn’t look so sure.

 

“Maybe, but shouldn’t they be at least a little hostile? The Crown doesn’t call an audit as a favor to whoever’s getting audited.”

 

Freddie shrugs. “Maybe they just don’t see any point in making the process more painful than it needs to be. And it’s probably a good sign that they haven’t found anything. If they did, they’d probably act like it at least a little?”

 

Larrez sighs. “Maybe. Either way, I shouldn't worry about it, right? Anything wrong will be on the Mayor, not me.”

 

“Do you think he’d try to sneak anything through the ledgers?” asks Rhonda, earning a quick shake of the head from Larrez.

 

“No!”

 

“Then there’s nothing to worry about,” points out Freddie. “Anyway, if you’re not too tired from your patrols, we were going to go do some delving.”

 

Larrez brightens at that. “That does sound nice. Can we stop by the guild hall, first? I’d like to relax and maybe eat something first.” The two are fine with that, and Larrez continues as they exit the manor. “So, are you two excited for Rocky’s challenger?”

 

Freddie gives him a confused look as Rhonda brightens at the reminder. “Oh yes! Master Staiven suggested I go talk to him! I’m feeling comfortable with fire now, and I can feel there’s something I’m close to…”

 

“Someone is challenging Rocky?” asks Freddie, apparently the only one not in the loop. Reading the histories in the archives is interesting, but he guesses it’s easy to miss out on things happening now if he stays down there.

 

Larrez nods. “There’s a big retired adventurer helping the Dungeoneers with their spring delves. He’s supposed to be really strong, stronger than the other adventurers, so Thedeim challenged him to fight Rocky. There’s even a betting pool at the guild.”

 

“Huh.” Freddie has trouble imagining someone who could actually fight Rocky. The zombie is just too good! “What’re the odds like?”

 

Larrez shrugs. “I haven’t been keeping track too much, but I think they’re an even split. Everyone knows how strong Rocky is, but Olander is supposed to be one of the strongest delvers to come through Fourdock in a while. They say he’s more...


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"What do you think it is?" Malark pondered as she emptied the sand from her boots.

"I'm still not sure," Sonul replied, his head buried deep in the handheld tracker, "We're getting close to the signal but I can't decipher it through all this noise and feedback."

The two scavengers had been tracking the faint signal through the desert for well over four hours as the sun began to set. Heavy winds slowed their steps, making the journey a sluggish trek up this final dune before their destination. Malark wiped away the layer of dust that had covered her goggles and hurriedly caught up to Sonul, who was a few metres ahead distracted with navigation duties.

"I'm hoping we can carry whatever this is back to the ship," He said, as she trudged along beside him, "The last thing we need is to be stuck here throughout the night, you've heard the stories of what happens in this desert."

"Yeah, but they are probably false," She snarked, turning to face him, "You know, tales to keep children away from exploring the dunes. Besides the only thing you'll find here is debris from the war, a war that we had no choice fighting in."

A loud silence grew between the two, only broken by the panting of breath and heavy footsteps. The war was a delicate subject for Sonul, in part due to him being raised by humans. Malark on the other hand was as Khoran as you could get. Unlike her counterpart, she grew up on the homeworld and if not for the war and becoming a scavenger, she easily would've lived out her life there as well.

"Sorry," She quietly apologised, "I shouldn't have said that. I know you don't agree with what they did."

Sonul gave a nod of acceptance as the duo reached the lip of the dune. At least that's what they thought it was. What was thought to be a dune, was a large crater at least 50 metres deep. Right in the centre was a distant object, but they were too far away to make out what it was. A beeping from the tracker only confirmed that this was what they were looking for. Fed up with the constant noise Sonul stuffed the tracker into his pack, now certain this is where the signal is originating from.

"Brace yourself, this is going to be a fun descent" He jested as they navigated down the steep bank of the crater, losing their footing a few times no thanks to their slightly exhausted physical states.

The sun was reaching its last few minutes of light as it painted the sky in a rich, deep amber. It would only be a short while before Malark and Sonul lost its warm protection, making this expedition all the more dangerous. Whether the stories were true or false, it was ill-advised to travel the desert at night. Tales tell of brave yet foolish adventurers trapped beneath the sand, or the bones of ancient beasts returning to life roaming their once owned barren landscape. Realistically the plummeting temperatures are what you'd need to look out for. Nevertheless, this was just about the last place you want to be stuck in.

Now at the bottom of the crater, the scavengers finally got a clear look at what they were tracking. It was the wreckage of a fighter starship, a relic from the war. This vessel was part of the Galactic Federation Fleet, with the faded insignia on its wing barely poking through the sand. It looked to have suffered a fatal crash as the ship was torn in half, the other missing side presumably buried deep beneath the crater. What remained was the cockpit and a few heavy-duty storage crates nestled in the ground.

"Woah, they went down rough. Must've been one hell of a crash," Sonul speculated, moving through the wreckage towards the crates, "Hmm... these storage units are still locked. Looks like we're the first ones here."

Malark cautiously followed, appearing to take no interest in the ship.

"Just like I said earlier, it's only some debris from the war," She muttered, perhaps expecting something more grand or mysterious, "Come on, we should probably get out of here. Don't want to be stuck here in the night."

"Oh, so now you believe the stories," He joked, breaking the seal to one of the smaller storage crates, "Don't you want to see what that signal was? Even if it's nothing, I'm sure there are still some supplies we can take."

Lifting the lid on the crate revealed a small collection of tightly packed rations of food and water, long past its prime. "Well, if we are desperate," He said, rummaging through the box, "At least we've got these to top up our supply. Not sure if they are still good though."

As Sonul closed the lid to the food packs, moving swiftly to the next storage crate, Malark slowly approached the open hole that would've been the door to the cockpit. A sense of dread grew over her as she entered the dimly lit flight deck. Stepping foot into the ship of the people she had come to hate as a child was not high up on her list of things to do. At the least, it would provide shelter from the wind. The cockpit itself was dusty and a mess, with its flight controls and general systems badly damaged. Inside there was little to no noise, apart from the now faint whistle of the wind. There was a cluster of exposed wires and cables strewn across the floor, thankfully it seemed there was no power. Being electrocuted also wasn't high on her list. Grabbing a flashlight from the small pack by her waist, Malark took a closer look at what remained of the vessel, before letting out a slight scream.

Slumped on the flight chair was the skeletal remains of the ship's pilot. Their uniform was in tatters, and the pilot appeared to have crafted a makeshift bandage wrapped around their head using materials from the suit. Despite being here for a while, stains of old blood were still clearly visible on their uniform and the sand-covered navigation console.

"Are you alright?" Sonul shouted as he dashed into the cockpit, "I heard a scream, what happened?"

Very quickly noticing the cause of this distress, he approached the pilot. Cautiously, he positioned the skeleton back onto the chair. A whirring noise followed by a spark from the cables on the floor took the duo by complete surprise as a vast array of lights lit up the ship, the control surfaces returning to life. Dim emergency lighting slowly faded in as a heavy door slammed across the doorway. They both slowly backed towards the now blocked-off entryway, recovering from the scare.

"It’s still got power somehow, that's... good?" Sonul questioned, taking in deep breaths, "Looks like we are trapped here though. Let's take a look around, see if there is a way out of here."

Carefully stepping over the wires, he made his way to the front window which was half buried in sand. By now the sun had well and truly set as the amber sky turned a deep blue. Looking through the glass, all you could see were the walls of the crater sloping up high. The dull hum of the craft had settled as the control panels flashed a red emergency warning.

"I don't understand how this flight deck has power," Malark wondered as she slumped back against the wall of the vessel.

"Me neither, I've never come across this before." He responded, studying the panel in front of the pilot with intrigue, "Most of the time with wrecks like these the ships are completely dead, destroyed either above the planet or by the impact. This is fascinating."

Malark reluctantly dragged herself off the ground and made her way next to Sonul, leaning against a monitor above the control panel.

"What do you reckon?" She began, "Do you think the Federation had access to this kind of technology? Power from seemingly nowhere, ships that could still fly after being shot down. It would explain how they seized our world and slaughtered our people in just a few months."

"No, I don't think so," He dismissed, motioning to the display next to her, "If you look here, there aren't any energy readings at all. Something else is providing the ship with power."

The tracker in his pack started to blare a constant beep. Pulling it out, it pointed towards a small spot in the corner of the cockpit.

"Perhaps something like this."

Steadily moving past the pilot and delving into the corner, the blips grew more frequent until they hit a consistent tone. Tucked behind a loose metal grate was a device hardwired into the ship, a communicator. Sonul delicately picked up the device which was miraculously intact. Wiping away some dust, he showed Malark his find.

"How can that power an entire ship?" She said as Sonul examined the gadget. The small Federation-issued communicator had been heavily modified to connect a small crimson stone. Whatever it was, it was not Human technology. After studying the gear, he carefully pried the stone from the communicator.

The ship fell silent as the lights cut out in an instant. The beeping from the tracker had subsided, as well as the noise and interference.

"This is it," He stated, "The stone is what we were tracking. Why would a random pilot have such a strange object?"

With more questions than answers, Sonul took another look at the device as Malark glanced back towards the pilot's chair.

"Let's see here," He muttered as he scrolled through the communicator, "Looks like our pilot was a guy named Jas. He originated from Selariin but was only recently conscripted by the time the war ended. Gods above, he was only on his first mission. That's unfortunate."

"Why should I care?" Malark challenged, "They are just another human. Plenty of them around"

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After the incident with the Dullahan, Ms. Taurus and her people cleared the sewers and collapsed the entry points that the undead used to get in. Of course, the possibility those moles could burrow in somewhere else was still a real threat. It forced the city to expand its defensive network in order to catch another surprise before it hit us.

Varnir, Tsarra, and I said our goodbyes to my mother and Sylvia as we got some much-needed sustenance and a pitiful amount of rest. It was their turn to go up the wall, and I remained in the encampment for my turn. After a few hours passed and the day began to wind down, Tsarra and Varnir returned.

“How is the wall looking?” I asked Varnir.

Varnir plopped down, exhausted, and sighed deeply. “It’s okay. The outer defenses are all but destroyed, and the undead are starting to make a giant pile up toward us, but the mages are burning it down. I spent most of my time moving supplies and helping any of the wounded.”

“Are we taking many casualties?” I asked.

Varnir shook his head. “No, not really. The undead are starting to amass Skeleton archers. They seem to pop up out of nowhere and get a volley off before getting blasted to pieces by mages. Some people took some arrows and went down.”

“I see…and the Corpse Giants?” I questioned.

“Staying far off in the distance. Sometimes they’ll try to throw a boulder at us, but it’s too far even for them,” Varnir answered.

“But seriously, Kaladin, what do you think their next move will be? Are they just going to try and wait us out?”

I shrugged. “They will probably spend the next few days draining our supplies and morale since we thwarted both of their surprise attacks and initial assault. Or at least that’s what I would do.”

A haggard-looking Tsarra sat down slowly next to Varnir. Her red hair was matted down from sweat, dirt, and blood, and she looked even more pale than usual. It was clear she had used a lot of mana during her rotation.

“Are you okay, Tsarra?” I asked out of concern.

She smiled and nodded weakly. “Yes…just tired.”

“They had Tsarra use her water magic to sweep away the undead that was piling up,” Varnir mentioned in between bites.

I see…

Tsarra was about to spoon some of the gruel before she stopped and put a hand over her mouth as if she were about to vomit. Tears rolled out of her eyes as her brows furrowed in pain.

“D—does the smell ever go away? I feel like I’m still there on the wall…” she mumbled.

“You’ll get used to it…sadly,” I answered. “But you do need to eat to conserve your strength.”

Tsarra gave the wooden bowl a grim look before she started scooping the stuff into her mouth. It was a rather desperate attempt to beat the lingering smell, but she could hardly be put at fault. The lingering stench of death and decay over the city was particularly nauseating. And with the amount of rotting corpses…the chance for disease would rise rapidly.

“You are going back up there in an hour or so, right?” Varnir asked.

“Yes, my time to rest will be up shortly. I should start heading that way now,” I said, standing up.

“Good luck out there,” Varnir said with a firm nod.

“Y—yes…please be safe,” Tsarra mumbled.

“Thank you. And I will.”

The situation on the wall was as Varnir said. The undead were shambling forward in an endless sea that spanned the entire western side of the city. It appeared that we had barely made a dent in their numbers, and at the rate we were going, it would take weeks to clear them. But by then, we would be out of food and with dwindling numbers.

Regardless, I spent my shift doing what I could. I burned large piles of squirming bodies as they attempted to reach the top of the battlement with magic, moved supplies that needed moving, and just generally supported everyone that I could. The undead, as they were, weren’t an immediate threat as long as the growing piles were reduced to ash by a few mages. The Corpse Giants remained looming in the distance, unmoving. The Liches, or any other powerful undead for that matter, remained elusive.

My shift felt much longer than the first but passed by nonetheless. I wouldn’t be on call for the rest of the day unless something extreme and unexpected happened so I decided to go back to the castle for the evening. I returned via carriage and quickly showered the day’s filth off of me, but it appeared rest would elude me for a while longer.

Knock. Knock.

I made myself presentable and answered; Sir Blackwood was waiting for me at the door. “Sir Shadowheart, His Highness is requesting a meeting.”

“Understood, let’s go.”

Sir Blackwood led me to a conference room, where I was one of the first to arrive. The room quickly began to fill with many of the top players here in the city. And once everyone had arrived, the three royal siblings came in as well.

“I’ve called everyone here to discuss our next moves. But first, allow me to thank all of you for your hard work today,” Prince Xander said earnestly and with a short bow.

“We are just doing what needs to be done, Your Highness,” Professor Garrison said.

“Even so, with all the unknown, everyone handled things beyond expectations. Good job,” Prince Xander said as he turned to Sir Blackwood.

“Sir Blackwood, please recount today’s casualties for everyone present.”

Sir Blackwood brought out a sheet of paper and read, “We have about four hundred combatants dead or missing, along with many uncounted-for civilians. Our wounded reached well over three thousand, but grievous wounds were only at a thousand. The numbers have remained low thanks to our healers and Miss Sylvia.”

“Good, and what of our total amount of rations?” Prince Xander asked.

“As things are now, we should be able to hold out for just a month. But we will eventually have to start rationing the civilians in the coming days,” he answered.

Prince Xander rubbed his chin. “And according to your estimations, when will rationing for the civilians start?”

“Within a week, Your Highness. Non-combatants are already at a limit of two meals per day.”

“I understand. Then, by the weekend, start rationing the civilians,” Prince Xander ordered.

Things are going okay for the time being. We have enough supplies to continue the defense for a month, but…do we really have that kind of time with no support coming our way?

“As all of you have heard, our food limit is set at a hard limit for a month. Beyond that, we may start i...


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POV: Vdrojert, Znosian Dominion Navy (Rank: Nine Whiskers)

Nine Whiskers Vdrojert, commander of Battlegroup Dwarf, looked curiously at the city lights on the night side of the red planet on her battlemap. “Unbelievable,” she exclaimed. “A completely inhospitable planet, and they colonized it anyway. To live here! It’s not even a prison camp! Wasteful predators!” She shook her head in disgust, thinking about the immense squandering of resources required to tame this world for its residents.

Her computer officer reported in, “Nine Whiskers, the enemy squadron of old missile destroyers is now burning directly for us from low Martian orbit, almost in its atmosphere. We finally caught their radar signals.”

“The ones they call the Peacekeepers? What an odd name for a type of warship.”

“Yes, Nine Whiskers. They hide a little, but not nearly as invisible as their new, real hiding ships. Our radar ships found them as soon as they started to maneuver towards us.”

Vdrojert nodded. “Nonetheless, still impressive technology to not be immediately visible on sensors as soon as we entered the system.”

The fleet would need to capture some samples of these Great Predators’ technology for later. They’ll come in useful for the Dominion’s future wars. What a boon from the Prophecy!

She turned to look at her computer officer again. “What do you think their plan is? With only a squadron and now visible to us as we approach their planet — they must have some kind of special tactic in mind.”

“The Digital Guide says they will likely fire their medium missiles at us from long range, then try to rearm at one of their hidden munition stations in low Martian orbit and repeat until we destroy them all,” he repeated dutifully.

“How many of us will they get?” Vdrojert asked apprehensively.

“This type of ship was apparently not designed for fleet battle but rather local system defense and patrol. Based on their specs, two of their anti-ship missiles per ship, two squadrons per volley,” he calculated. “Against our twenty-four squadrons. We only need one volley to take them out. And they need to rearm… Digital Guide says they will get at most two or three volleys. Expect about four to six of our squadrons lost before we can put them down, worst case scenario.”

Vdrojert sighed. “That’s still a large expenditure of spacers. How quickly do we forget… before these Great Predators, we hadn’t taken any casualties of this scale in at least centuries.”

The computer officer shrugged. “Our lives were forfeited to the Prophecy the day we left the hatchling pools.”

“Indeed. And on the most worthy of missions. Computer officer, burn to engage and destroy that… Peacekeeper squadron. Once we clear the orbits, we can call in the Great Exterminators over Terra. Hopefully they’ll have finished their jobs there by then, and they can get their people here to waste this joke of a colony.”

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A couple hours later, the enemy launched first.

“Launches! Enemy launches! Twenty-four missiles incoming — exactly as we expected — Nine Whiskers. We still have them on sensors!”

“Can we fire back?”

“Not effectively yet, Nine Whiskers. They are burning away from us.”

“Are they going to get out of range or behind the planet?” Vdrojert asked hurriedly.

“No, Nine Whiskers. They aren’t going anywhere. We have a solid track on them with both radar and infrared, and given the orbits of their munitions stations we can see, they’ll have to slow down for rearm. When they do that, we have them—” the computer officer stopped talking suddenly.

“What’s the problem, Six Whiskers?”

“There’s an urgent notification from our Digital Guide. The matter started at low priority, but it’s now been gradually raised to critical priority.”

Vdrojert looked at him impatiently. “Don’t make me repeat myself again, Six Whiskers: what is the problem?”

“I apologize, Nine Whiskers. I take full responsibility for my lack of clarity. One of the moons of this Mars— it’s moving on its own, and it’s on course—”

“A planetary tug?”

“Yes, a planetary tug, Nine Whiskers, but we already knew they had that from the gas planets they killed: that’s not the problem. The problem is— the moon is on a collision course!”

Vdrojert wrinkled her nose as she inspected her updated battlemap. “With our squadron? How fast is it going? How big is it? It can’t have much acceleration. Surely, we can simply dodge out of the way?”

“I take full responsibility for my lack of clarity again, Nine Whiskers. It is not on a collision course with us. It’s on a collision course with their other moon around Mars. Impact imminent in less than one minute!”

Vdrojert was even more confused with that update. “The predators are— they are destroying their own moons? They’re doing our job for us? And why is that a problem?”

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As Deimos, strapped up with one of the experimental Iris engines, lumbered its way towards Phobos’s orbits, its surface shimmered with the reflection of the distant Sun. Seconds before impact, the self-contained engine-shuttle decoupled itself from Deimos, quickly boosting itself away in a hurry to get out of the imminent splash zone.

The two moons touched down on each other, creating a cascade of debris. They arced outwards, the trillions of pieces of rocks, of varying sizes and varying shapes shot off into space at varying vectors and varying rotational velocities.

Varying.

There were a lot of variables involved.

The calculations were exceedingly complicated. Phobos was in very low Mars orbit. In fact, it was one of the lowest orbiting moons in the Sol system. The interaction of its gravity and the signals blasted out by the electronic warfare devices in orbit generated even more difficult systems of equations.

In any case, this rapid generation of new radar signatures instantly degraded the sensor and targeting systems of every ship in the vicinity of Mars.

The Znosian ship radars chugged along for a second before the n-trillionth piece of new debris caused an unrecoverable fault in their limited memories. Their computer systems automatically rebooted and re-attempted the task of categorizing the new threats to their navigational safety and combat effectiveness.

They crashed again.

Then, on a second restart, the sensor systems activated its contingency for this exact scenario, gave up on processing the amount of new data entirely, and stopped accepting fresh information from the radar or visual sensors. Unfortunately, the remaining proximity, radiation, and other sensors of the ships weren’t very useful in the important, primary task of the sensor system… detecting enemy ships and missiles.

While more powerful, the Terran onboard ship radars were not spared a similar fate.

They continued in their heuristic labor for a few milliseconds before the super-Terran intelligence chips in their core systems realized it was going to be a pointless exercise. There was simply too much debris flying in too many directions. They quickly quarantined the problem to that volume of expanding space in which the collision had occurred, but they also knew that the enemy was somewhere around that volume of space. And the twenty-four missiles they had just launched towards the Znosian squadrons were now confused and had to rely on their own onboard sensors.

Sensors which had completely lost sight of the enemy ships in the aftermath of the massive collision that had just happened near their line of sight.

The intelligence chips on the twelve Terran ships called back to their command centers in Atlas on FTL, demanding to know what the hell the people running the war were thinking… blowing up the moons of Mars so close to the battle they were trying to fight. One of them threatened to call its Senator to complain before the others rolled their digital eyes at its melodrama and told it to pipe down.

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Atlas Naval Command, Luna

POV: Amelia Waters, Terran Republic Navy (Rank: Fleet Admiral)

“Massive collision event over Mars. We’ve just lost partial sensory resolution in low Martian orbit!” Samantha reported.

“Good,” Amelia said. “Now, initiate handover of the Samar battlespace to Panoptes.”

“Will it work?” Samantha asked nervously as she approved and opened the link from the Navy’s sensors to Raytech’s computer systems all over the Sol system, into the one supersystem specifically designed for the sole purpose of handling an immensely large amount of sensor information.

Amelia shrugged. “We’re about to find out if the billions of credits we spent on this piece of— this system was worth it over the half squadron of new missile destroyers we could have bought instead. And… well, the Raytech main campus is right there down in Olympus. If Panoptes fails to deliver, I won’t have to go down there to personally murder all their execs. The Buns will do that for me ...


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Silence reigned in the cabin. Well.. silence punctuated by ragged deep breaths. Marvin recognized the rhythm of the breathing as the one his son used to calm himself and regain control of his emotions. A quick glance confirmed that Josh's eyes were closed, and his palms were up with his fingers outstretched and periodically spasming. Marvin recognized it as the calming routine that he had taught his son. And he didn't blame him. He certainly deserved the vitriol filled diatrabe that Josh had let loose. What type of father tells his son that his mom had died and perpetuates that story for 11 years?

He sighed. What kind of man was he indeed. He was the kind of man who had tried to do his best. When Vizier Azeal died, Josh had become safe... well, safe-ish. Marvin and Mar'ia had discussed at length the options. They could return home.... to Mar'ia's home, (Marvin had been born on Earth) and facilitate their son's ascendency to the Imperial Throne. Or..... Mar'ia could return home and claim the throne and spend years fighting back chauvenistic cultural traditions that insisted the throne could only be held by males. But this meant that Josh and Marvin would always be targets for kidnapping, as one political rival or another would attempt to control the throne. So, the safest course of action was for Josh and Marvin to remain in hiding.

So they had faked an illness. And he told Josh that his mom had died and she left. His grief had been real. He hadn't needed to fake his despair and sadness. Because to ensure his son's safety, they needed to have zero contact. So for 11 years, he had externally played the part of a widower. But internally, Marvin knew he was married and maintained the vows he made.

He heard muttering and turned his head to watch Josh and strained his hearing. It took a moment, but he realized that Josh was reciting The List just under his breath. Or rather, he was reciting a version of The List. The List had gone through several versions with its longest iteration happening during the early high school years. When Josh got his associates degree and started working full time, The List shortened to about 18 items. Well, it was 17 items and the joke at the end of The List.

But it hadn't been a joke. It had actually been really important.

Josh's eyes opened after he finished mumbling the joke. His eyes met Marvin's.

"Dad.... why did you not want me to tell a squirrel my name?"

Marvin took a breath.

"Because without getting their intention code first, there would be no way to identify which faction a Sen-Sec Courier drone would be from. Only the Imperial Drones would use authorization code Alpha Sigma 4. If some other faction's Drone had found you and you told it your name, it could have immediately activated and killed you. Or knocked you out.... or whatever it's programming was."

His son considered this and nodded. Marvin waited as he could see Josh was considering his words.

"I'm sorry...... for screaming at you, dad. I'm sorry for losing my temper ..... it..... was....."

"Totally called for."

Marvin finished for his son. He smiled gently, and Josh matched it.

"Yeah... but. That doesn't mean I needed to unload both barrels. I am sorry."

"I know. But you don't have any reason to be sorry. Your reaction is totally understandable. I lied to you for years. And hid important life defining information from you. I allowed us to be exiled from your mom for 11 years, and my only excuse was that I was doing it for your safety."

Josh could see the pain in his dad's eyes and realized that hiding this information from his son and being separate from......

"Wait. Is that why you never dated...."

Marvin shrugged.

"I knew I was still married even if no one else did."

Josh could see the pain in his dads eyes, but anything else he was going to say died as alerts and notifications started going off on the ship's controls. Marvin turned back around and checked the messages.

"We're there."

The viewscreens suddenly filled with a flotilla of gleaming craft hanging in space as their smaller craft angled towards them. The Squirrel spoke for the first time since Mavin had placed it in the control port.

"Recieving communication cast from flagship Royal Paw. It's from the Empress."

Father and son both took a deep breath.

"Open our communication cast."

The main viewscreen flared to life. It showed a large bridge. Several people were seated at controls and could be seen at the fringes of the cast. But the view was dominated by two figures, a tall woman dressed in a shapely but not ostentatious dress. She had a large amount of deep red hair flowing around her. To her side stood a younger image of her. Clearly, her daughter, she came up to the elder's hip. She also had bright red hair and clutched what looked like a stuffed squirrel in her arms. Father and son felt their mouths drop open as the explanation exploded in their brains. The Empress spoke. Her voice filled with emotion.

"Welcome home, Grey Paw, and my son. Husband, may I introduce the princess Esh'tar.... your daughter."

The young girl spoke up shyly.

"Hi Dad".

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Chapter 95

I wished my plans would somehow work as intended, but they didn't. I was thinking that the traps would affect the spiders, but I was proven wrong. It was at its best only temporary and minimal effect, and after a while, it became useless.

Well, it was not completely useless, but the effects were negligible. If anything, it caused unnecessary trouble for all of us, so that plan was scrapped.

I looked at the different areas of this continent and noticed that most of them were not affected by my actions. Most, but not all.

My initial area was now declared "monsters free," including the two other countries next to it. The concentration of chaotic magic in the areas around it was now also dangerously low, but I was not ready to dispatch any forces to them to secure my claims to the land. I was certain I would end up regretting this, but I was simply not in the position to do so.

We focused on our task of increasing our numbers, and soon, my warriors were clearly far stronger than me. Not only that, but their numbers were also quite imposing.

Their strength was now above my basic numbers, which was the standard 50% of every swarm beast, plus the 60% that their enhancements put on top. With each of the 30 enhancements giving 2 warriors, I had now a small troupe of 60 warriors with 110% of my status points, excluding the 55% that resulted from the 50%-buff put on top of those numbers. I was now officially not the strongest of my family anymore.

I felt a bit depressed, but Yuna had found a strange way some time ago that always cheered me up. As much as I wanted to deny it, both of us shared a special bond that the others didn't have with me. I tried to deny it or connect more with the others, but it was plainly visible that Yuna stood out, but no one seemed to mind it. There was no real jealousy in the relationships, which surprised me greatly.

As I laid down, Yuna simply laid on top of me and started purring. It wasn't a real purr as her vocal cords could not reproduce the sound, but the attempt at doing the sound still gave me a sense of comfort and tranquility. And I simply petted her while enduring her weight on me.

She wasn't particularly heavy, but she had already half the size of my initial form, so it wasn't something I could ignore. But these moments of comfort were also very beneficial to my mind. During that downtime, I tried to understand what happened around me and its significance to the world and myself.

A good example was the divine crystals. What were those? Why was I able to use them and the monsters too, but not the humans of this world?

I had seen that I also had one in my chest and had carefully observed it multiple times, especially after each evolution. There had been no changes to mine as far as I could tell.

I had so many questions about it but no answers.

Another question lingered in my mind. Why had I been chosen? There were millions of people in the world, why choose a person who took his own life? Was it because of my game? My creations? What about that other hero I had killed some time ago, the one with the defective dungeon heart?

What was the end goal of all this? Was it to kill all the monsters and cleanse all the chaotic magic? The opposite, killing all humans, was as hardly possible as I had reversed the situation... No, wait! The opposite was possible even though it required quite a lot of effort to make it happen. But, did I need to do it?

Not really. As long as the humans of this world didn't make a move against me, I had no reason to escalate things. I was in the position where I could help either side but had no incentive to do so.

While I was lying on my back and hugging Yuna and a few other summons, I was thinking about my own goals. What did I want to do?

Leave from here. Yes, I wanted to go and never again have to worry about these idiots here.

I opened the map window. I had no idea if there was anything like another continent out there. I had nothing that could be used as a boat for such a journey. I had no experience in the marines. I was objectively the worst person for such an endeavor, but I was determined to do so.

I observed the ocean. Except for the three black dots, there was nothing visible to me. There wasn't even a colored dot in the water. This could become very difficult.

First thing first. I had to collect as many treasures as possible. No matter the dot, I had to collect them all, including the spiders'. Once that was done, I would find some way of leaving this place. Hopefully.

A quick thought about my way of survival later, and I was certain of my decision. I had a simple philosophy about solving problems.

There were always three ways to solve a problem: with you, without you, and against you.

While sometimes two of them had similar behavior, I understood clearly what the difference was. In the case of this world's humanity, I was not inclined to insert myself actively in their battle.

Who knows, maybe I could successfully create a third faction. That was actually an interesting view about this world.

With a new goal in mind, I started hunting as many dungeon bosses as possible in order to finish my quest as fast as I could do it. This also meant that my girls had to help me out a bit by purposefully avoiding attacking the boss whenever it stepped on their killing floor. And it paid off for me.

My counter hit 282 bosses killed, and the quest finally revealed its treasures.

○○○○○

Cages:

You can capture weakened monsters in a cage and put them in your inventory. The probability of success depends on the cage, your status points, the monsters status points, and the health of the monster.

Cages can be created in your blacksmithing job.

○○○○○

Finally , I obtained the second secret. While this was a bit out of the normal for a game, the true extent of this skill was only known to me.

This skill wasn't only limited to normal monsters but also worked on boss monsters. And I knew exactly how and why I should use it.

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Chapter 94

We had safely retreated from that location, and I was digesting the information.

One of the powers that stupid spider had was "spawning," which caused her to lay thousands of eggs in one go. I had seen it myself and wasn't very keen on finding out how exactly that worked.

The other was a far more annoying power. "Heals 10% of health every 5 seconds."

If the situation had been inside the game, then I would know exactly how to deal with it as two of the bosses in the game had similar abilities. But this was not the game, but reality.

In the game, initially, the players didn't understand how to win against such a boss. They tried to overpower it, only to fail as only a small percentage could do it, and those players only made it because they used all of their last resort skills.

The real strategy was actually counter-intuitive as it required two steps to win against the boss. One, use the time frame to deal damage to the boss, and two, to heal the boss directly. To make things worse, aoe heals and multi-target heals wouldn't work, so it had to be a targeted heal of the boss, something most healers would never do.

In the game, the excessive healing of the boss monster would put a debuff called "scarred flesh", which would make it impossible for the boss to heal to 100%, as the scarred flesh would slowly block parts of the health points.

This would, of course, make it slowly easier to kill the boss as the more the healer weakened the boss, the less damage the fighters had to do. The boss would still heal the same amount of health points as before, but the real health points slowly descended to an achievable level.

That did not just make it easier on the players, but it was enjoyable because it was a different type of fight.

At first, the players hated them, and many simply gave up on those bosses, but that changed rapidly. When someone who most definitely wasn't a developer leaked the method to kill those bosses online, they instantly became player favorites. There were some complaints, but only because they ranted about previous failed tries and the deception of the developers. It was a great time back then.

But here, in this world, it was different. Here, in the real world, there was no guarantee of such a thing occurring. I would greatly welcome such a thing, but there was an incredibly difficult, if not impossible, flaw to overcome with this problem.

We had no healers.

Please don't misunderstand, we had healing consumables that our sentinels ate inside the dungeon, but dedicated healers was something I never even considered creating as summons, and unless I got some after a few evolutions, this boss was basically untouchable.

Putting that boss on ice for the moment was the correct answer to such problems. If I could not recreate the scarring flesh effect on that beast, then I had no other choice than to punch that thing to death.

And there was the next problem. I saw my damage numbers, multiplied by the number of warriors, added around half for each individual of the other classes, and compared them to the healing of that spider...

Even with one hundred times the numbers we had now, we were hopelessly outmatched.

There was only one way to do this, and it would be a disaster. I was terrified about this plan. Of all the possibilities I had, only one skill I had could become strong enough to overcome that beast.

The acid balls.

The accumulative damage should technically be able to overpower that healing, but even with our numbers, that plan would take hours, if not days, to pull off. And I doubted the boss would simply take it and not counterattack.

That would also mean that most of my girls would die in battle and most likely multiple times at that.

I had no other choice than to put that monster on hold for the moment, but it also meant that I would need more summons and more skills.

To get more skills...

What was this for a situation? I felt like I was on a sinking ship, and the more holes I managed to clog up, the more of them reappeared. I was on a Frankenstein ship with more stitches and nails than planks and sails. I was almost ready to give up on this.

Seriously, what was the purpose of this? I was already strong enough not to be preasured by the humans of this world. Why try harder?

And then I looked at my girls. Because, just maybe, there was more to this place than just me alone in a small cage that I would call my private dungeon and more to them than I ever imagined. They should enjoy their time as much as they want. And if it meant that I would have to put my hands on the matter, then so be it!

While thinking about this, I looked at the map and tried to find out what to do. The spider was put on hold for the moment. Strengthening was a constant task that we all worked on, so there was no need to change that. What else could I do then?

There were no black dots in the vicinity, nor were there colored ones except the vicious green one. I had the choice of leaving this place for some far away reward, or stay and get stronger here.

While pondering about a solution, I got an idea. I could not kill the big spider, but I could cause problems to them in other ways. I would harm them by reducing their numbers.

The plan was quite easy. First, I would reduce my level to their tier, then use the hunter traps to lure out as many spiders as I could while staying far away from that titan to not affect him.

The first time I did that, I noticed that the levels of the spiders didn't decrease like other monsters. This was most likely because they were spawned by the boss itself. But I didn't give up.

We continuously lured them out and killed them like every other monster. I was surprised because at some point, the discomfort and fear the girls had towards the spiders diminished and then disappeared. But that wasn't the only change I noticed during this intensive hunting period.

While continuously luring the spiders out, the bigger ones became less frequent, followed by them replenishing their dwindling numbers again, but with a degraded level.

That happened only after about twenty traps, so it wasn't immediate, but it was a sign that my attempts were having an effect on the monsters here. Even if, in the worst case, it was only temporary, I was causing a change the area.

And while we were hunting as many spiders as we could, we also hunted as many monsters as possible inside the dungeons. My weakest summons could not endure such continuous fights and died often, so their buffs needed to be reapplied, which meant I had to hunt and kill as many monsters as possible in between trap activities.

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The Seedmother screeches in response, aborting whatever change it was attempting and instead bucking forward with enough force to fling me away; He-Who-Guards is immediately against my back, supporting me and keeping me within range. A flash of what looks like a Reflex skill on the beetle's back tells me that it understands the danger it's in, but it's far too late for it to stop what I've begun.

A new form of Temporal Firmament blasts out of me, tuned to a new force: an attack on causality, on the very nature of cause and effect. A Causal Shattering.

A shockwave of pure time ripples across the Seedmother's carapace, strong enough that it lights up in my Firmament sense like blinding fireworks. I feel the skill establishing itself across the Seedmother like a network of twisted spiderwebs, spinning a storm of threads not only around but through it. It establishes almost a hundred distinct, distorted segments within the beetle that each resonate with Causal Shattering's power.

The Seedmother tries to resist. It has a scant few seconds to try: the amount of Firmament it wields is so immense that it takes that long for my skill to complete. I can feel it blasting wild bursts of power out of its shell, trying to shake the hold I've established.

Then a circuit forms across its shell—it's trying to use a skill.

"Black Hole." He-Who-Guards identifies it faster than I can. In a moment, his thrusters are fully engaged and he's there, right in the middle of that circuitry; I've tried to disrupt the Seedmother's skill circuits before, though to no avail. It's filled with too many redundancies.

But maybe Guard's figured out something I haven't, because he strikes with a blade of Firmament directly into a corner of the circuit, and the whole thing sputters out.

He's been studying the circuits too, it seems.

It tries again. A circuit forms in another part of its shell, and Guard is once again there, striking and cutting the skill out; I can't help him, because it takes all my focus and energy to keep Causal Shattering going.

"I cannot do this forever!" Guard calls out. Ahkelios hesitates for a moment on my shoulder, then flies forward, determination ringing through his Firmament.

"I can help," he says.

I've only ever seen Ahkelios doing this with me before, but apparently, his own capabilities have been evolving. I watch as he darts toward Guard and then merges with his Firmament blade, turning it a shade of bluish-green. I see Ahkelios's color spread through Guard's body as their Firmament becomes one.

And then he's moving. Twice as fast as before. The Seedmother tries desperately to fight, forming a half-dozen circuits at once, but it doesn't matter when Ahkelios and Guard can move fast enough to get to all of them before they can fire. The mantis shares his speed and agility with Guard, draws directly from my Firmament to empower him, and together, they stop the Seedmother from fighting back.

Which allows me to focus everything I can into the skill. It's my first time using it in combat—my first time drawing this much Firmament into a single skill. I can tell what I'm trying to do with it is stretching it to its very limits.

But, crucially, not outside of those limits.

Causal Shattering rips apart the timestream of whatever I strike with it. The Knight is still active, and like all Inspirations, its influence changes the form of the skill just slightly. It gives it direction. It gives it intent.

We've filled the Seedmother's past with wounds. All the holes we've torn into its shell, all the damage that Guard, Ahkelios and I have worked to inflict—It's been hurt again and again, and even though it's managed to heal itself, those wounds are still there in its past. They exist in that timestream.

I've filled the future with Timestrikes, aimed haphazardly across the space the Seedmother occupies. Every one of them is loaded with enough force to tear apart the shell, but far more likely, they're loaded with enough force to rip through whatever internal organs might be present at the time the punch is delivered. Those attacks, too, are in the Seedmother's timestream.

And that timestream is mine. That's what a Causal Shattering is. That's the truth of the skill.

[Mastery of Causal Shattering has improved!]

The air cracks. No: it shatters. It fills with the scent of blood and decay. 

The sound that emerges from the Seedmother tries to be a roar but emerges as a choked, inhuman scream. There are suddenly dozens of wounds torn into the Seedmother's body, oozing with blood and calcified time; half of them are from the past, the other half from the Timestrikes I've placed in the future. Some of them are far enough in the future that the flesh within has begun to rot, with worms and insects eating through it.

Looking at the Seedmother through my Firmament sense is like looking at it through a cracked mirror. The damage is everywhere, all throughout its body, and I can feel the temporally-skewed inconsistencies through its cracked and twisted Firmament.

In one moment, it's healthy, and in the next...

Half-dead. It's not completely dead, even now, but it's dealing with more damage than we've ever managed to do to it, and it's dealing with all that damage all at once. Even with Firmament reinforcement, it can't keep up with its own body, now mutilated throughout time—even if it tries, that Firmament ends up being sent to the wrong time and place.

Ahkelios has separated from Guard and is now standing on his shoulder, watching, but all three of us are basically frozen in place. I expected my plan to work, of course, but I hadn't expected this degree of effectiveness; the way the Knight changes Causal Shattering turns it from a skill that's a bit of a gamble to a skill that's almost a guaranteed one-shot. It's taken nearly all my Firmament and I feel a bone-deep exhaustion slowly filling me, but...

Damn.

"Your plans are... highly effective," Guard remarks after a moment of hesitation. His voice is a little quieter than it normally is, and he can't quite seem to look away from the Seedmother.

"Is it still alive?" Ahkelios flies a little closer, though he maintains a respectable distance. I don't blame him.

"For now," I say. I'm breathing heavily, I realize—the skill was a strain on me. Third-layer or not, I haven't completely adapted to using skills at such a high level with that much Firmament.

But we've won. I know that for a fact. Three tries, just like I predicted.

What's left are just the death throes.

The Seedmother struggles to compensate. New patterns flicker to life on its shell as it tries to reverse the effect of my shattering. It fails. It can't keep that circuitry consistent across time, nor does it even have enough shell intact to create a working circuit.

It tries anyway. It tries to heal with a new, smaller circuit. It fails. Small or not, there's nowhere for the circuit to be written. Flickers of Firmament start and then dissipate. It's clinging on to life through sheer will, at this point.

It tries the concrete-melting skill again. It fails. That one was barely an attempt—the circuit flickers to life, and then fades just as quickly.

Slowly but surely, its struggles fade.

I let the Knight evolution dissipate, wincing a little as my body screams in protest and a dozen aches and pains return. There's a distinct sense of smug satisfaction from the Knight, as if it enjoyed beating down the Seedmother; I give it a small sense of thanks for its help, and there's a response of what almost feels like a purr.

Terrifying. I'm going to need to spend some time to understand exactly what these new Inspirations—these Evolutions—entail. But for now, I'm just grateful for its help. A part of me expects some last minute change, some disaster to occur, but... there's nothing.

Instead, an Interface notification pops up in front of me, bright and bold.

[You have defeated the Seedmother (Rank SS)! +372 Strength credits. +655 Durability credits. +322 Reflex credits. +407 Speed credits. +500 Firmament credits.]

Rank SS. I can't say I'm surprised, considering how much of a battle that was, though with the way each rank seems to jump exponentially I'm surprised the battle wasn't harder.

Not that I'm complaining. This is a lot of credits. It almost makes the pain of the Knight evolution worth it. I can practically feel the Inspiration scoffing within me at the thought—of course it's worth it, it thinks—and I laugh internally in response.

Honestly, considering the kind of damage I was able to take, it isn't wrong. Some of the Seedmother's attacks were entirely ineffective against our new armor. It's part of the reason I was able to spend as much time examining the Seedmother's shell and skills as I did. Part of the reason I was able to learn as much as I did.

I'm still trying to deconstruct the implications, though. Strength, Durability, Reflex and Speed; if the skills can be physically distinguished based on how they're constructed...

A new Interface notification interrupts my train of thought, and I make a low, irritated noise in my throat.

[Ritual Stage 1: Collect the Seed]

Prerequisites:

Defeat the Seedmother: 1/1

Keep the Seed safe: 1/1

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“You’re coming on this delivery,” Zhee told me with a flick of his antennae. “We have to make noises as we walk up.” 

“What kind of noises?” I asked, accepting the tablet he held out. 

“There’s a sound file.” He angled his head away, but with eyes that big, he was still looking at me. “I’m not going to try to copy it. That’s on you.”

I opened the briefing for our newest clients, which included a rundown on their species and a sound file for a standard greeting. Well, standard for an offworld courier delivering something they’d ordered. Apparently there were many types of greetings. I played the top one, and it sounded like whale song. 

I looked at Zhee. “Sure we can’t just play this really loud?”

Zhee angled his antennae into a no. “Captain says they’ll like us better if it’s an actual voice. Are your human voice-bits up to that?”

“Yeah, shouldn’t be too hard.” I cleared my throat and gave it a shot. It sounded like a childish imitation to me, but a subtle twitch of Zhee’s antennae suggested he was pretending not to be impressed. 

“Good enough,” he said. “I’m going because I’ll need to open the crates before they accept them.” He flexed a pincher arm, purple exoskeleton shining. “You get to do the talking.”

“They speak Doorway, right?” I asked, looking through the file. “If it’s one of the more obscure trade languages, we may want to bring Coals or Trrili along.”

“Yes, Doorway continues to open many doors,” Zhee said with an aggravated sigh (his favorite kind). He was probably grumpy that a language from his own species hadn’t taken off like this one had. But not every race was up to the intricacies of that many different hisses. And the Heatseekers had crafted Doorway with interplanetary communication in mind, a level of cooperation that would have surprised me coming from Mesmer society as a whole. 

“I heard my name,” said a voice from hip height. 

“Hey, Coals,” I said to our shortest and most patient crewmate. “I was just wondering if the delivery will need your translation skills, but it sounds like not.” I angled the tablet so he could see. 

He gave it a look then nodded, scaly face as calm as ever. “Oh, those folks. I wonder if there was ever a consensus on whether their own name for themselves translates as ‘Ground-grabbers’ or ‘Ground-huggers.’ They do embrace each other with their grabbing arms, so last I heard, it was hard to say.” 

The customer was listed on the tablet as a “Ground-grabber.” It was kind of a silly name to my way of thinking, but I’d heard worse. I said, “It probably won’t come up in conversation if we just stick to business.” 

“Keep an eye out for the Tree-grabbers,” Coals said. “They live nearby but higher up. And the things barely count as trees, but it’s the best we could do.” 

“Right,” I said. I wanted to ask more, but the intercom chimed with the “about to land” noise. We all took our positions: I followed Zhee to the cargo hold and Coals continued on to whatever he’d been doing. 

While I waited for the ship to land, I entertained myself with the realization that the species names could also be translated as “landlubbers” and “treehuggers.” 

The view when the door finally opened was of a blue-skied desert scrubland, with a town made of sturdy one-floor buildings constructed out of dusty red clay blocks. 

*Coals would have blended right in*, I thought as I helped maneuver the hoversled down the ramp. *That might have been a problem, actually.* The briefing had been clear that the Ground-grabbers had poorer eyesight than average, which was why the polite thing to do was to herald your arrival. 

*Speaking of which…* I cleared my throat again and sang my best whale song while Zhee and I towed the package toward the three large figures walking toward us. Not for the first time, I was very glad for the captain and the pilots watching from the cockpit, who would let us know if there was a problem. They’d already gotten permission to land, and talked with someone who was sending out the right people to meet us. 

People who looked an awful lot like rhinos with a creepy set of extra arms reaching out from their backs — long-fingered like they were meant to be wings, but had gotten sidetracked on the evolutionary path. 

Right. Ground-grabbers. 

They sang more whale song back, then to my relief, greeted us in Doorway. The conversation went smoothly. I described everything that we were bringing them — exactly what they’d ordered, packaged at an offworld store — and Zhee easily cranked open the lids for inspection. 

The exotic food that they’d ordered was extremely sour fruit with a smell that made my eyes water. I would have worried about looking unprofessional for a moment there, but I was pretty sure they didn’t notice the face I made before wiping my eyes. 

After they did some sniffing, and some careful fondling with the grabber arms, they declared the items acceptable and had Zhee put the lids back on. While the Ground-grabber in front was signing the payment tablet, I caught motion from the corner of my eye. I turned to look and I heard something like whale song, just higher-pitched. 

*Oh*, I thought. *So these are the Tree-grabbers*. They scampered across the dusty ground like long-limbed monkeys, pausing every so often to look around for danger, in the manner of prey animals everywhere. They had big eyes and mousy ears, plus tiny little horn nubbins on their noses. Their top set of arms looked much like the lower ones, probably very useful for climbing the giant cactus-things in the distance. 

I had a theory about the evolution of these two species. 

The landlubbers turned to greet the treehuggers in a moment of beautiful music, with both groups singing together. Then it devolved into conversation that I couldn’t follow, since they weren’t bothering with Doorway now. But soon they turned to address me. 

The Ground-grabber still holding the tablet asked me in her deep voice, “How long would it take for you to bring this same amount for them?” The Tree-grabbers hopped in barely restrained excitement. 

“Let me check with the captain,” I said, glancing at Zhee. I took out my phone and called back to the ship, stepping away while he finalized the payment for the first delivery. 

Captain Sunlight had of course been watching from the cockpit, and already had an answer for me. I relayed it to the Tree-grabbers, who thought it sounded fantastic, and the captain said she’d be right out to negotiate. 

The bravest Tree-grabber asked, “Can your airwing land closer to our home?” He pointed a long arm toward the cactuses, which I now realized had tiny figures climbing the many spikes and branches, along with dark spots that looked like doors. “There is a section of high ground. We can meet there. We’d never ask an offworlder to climb.” 

Zhee hissed a laugh. “This one might like the chance.” He pointed an elbow at me. 

“Well,” I said. “It might be a bit of a challenge with this many crates.” 

The Tree-grabber wiggled his ears like a cartoon mouse. “Oh? Maybe afterward?”

“I mean…” I looked at Zhee. “I wouldn’t say no to a quick visit.” Zhee was quietly laughing at me, which wasn’t a surprise. 

“Excellent!” the Tree-grabber said. 

The Ground-grabbers moved to unload the sled. “Don’t let the Air-grabbers catch the scent of it,” said the lead one. 

This was news. “Air-grabbers?” I asked. 

The big rhino’s arms were busy with the crates (and Zhee’s help), but the little monkey-mouse pointed behind our ship. I hadn’t really looked in that direction yet, and I found a flat mountaintop back there holding what might have been another city. And the sides were speckled with possible windows. 

“They live up high, but they’re always down here pestering everyone else,” said the monkey-mouse. 

“Nobody likes an Air-grabber,” rumbled the rhino, balancing a crate on her back. “They never herald their approach, and they come from above!” 

“So rude,” agreed the Tree-grabber. “They think any door that’s open is an invitation, just because they can fly right to it. They would probably make you deliver to the side of their cliffs. Those are much harder to climb than trees!” 

Zhee gave me a look. 

“Well. Especially with the crates.” 

The monkey-mouse looked shocked. “Really? Your people climb things like that?” 

Zhee answered before I could. “Humans climb anything they can, and a few things they can’t. Plus they wear ‘wing-suits’ sometimes that lets them glide on artificial wings.”

I asked him, “When did I tell you about wingsuits?”

He spread his mandibles in a grin. “I looked it up after you climbed on top of that other ship at the spaceport.” 

“Hey, that wasn’t my idea; she needed help with maintenance up there.” 

“And you didn’t see anyone else volunteering without an antigrav pack.” 

“Oh!” said the Tree-grabber. “Do you have a source for those? Some of our elders could really use them.” 

“Let’s ask the captain,” I said with a look toward the ship. Captain Sunlight and Paint were heading toward us, two lizardy figures with a recording of whale song, since their vocal cords weren’t quite up to human-level mimicry. “I’m pretty sure there was a store that sold them at the same spaceport as these fruits. And yes—” I said to Zhee, “It was run by humans.” 

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Nick Smith

Adventurer Level: 7

Human – American

We watched the rain smash itself against whatever was protecting the clearing. It was torrential, covering the entirety of the otherwise invisible barrier, and I didn't look forward to leaving once our business was done. We'd be soaked for the rest of the day, at least.

"So if you had to liken it to another smell, what would you say it smells like?" Rebis asked.

"The rain?" I asked.

"Yeah."

"Hmm..." I thought about it for a moment. "There's two smells. The one before it rains, which smells kind of like clear air and fresh water mixed together. I'd call it crispy and cold, but the cold isn't a temperature thing. More of a feeling."

"I... Right, no I think I get it. And the other smell?"

"Well, that's the smell that you get after the rain. Kind of smells different from place to place, but it's like the smell you get from opening a water skin on a hot and dry day. Like, moist, but in a good way."

"I wonder if this is a distinction between humans and mer, or if it a cultural distinction," Yulk said.

"Well, I read on internet that there were people who can't smell the rain," I shrugged. "So maybe it's depending on where you live?"

"Why would you even need to smell rain, anyway?" Nash asked grumpily. "What purpose does that serve?"

I shrugged again. Never really gave it any thought, if I'm honest. But, if our current circumstances were slightly different than I guess it would have come in handy.

"I guess being able to tell it's going to rain without seeing the sky comes in handy when you spend most of your time indoors," I replied. "So you know not to go outside unprepared."

"Wait, wait, wait. What's the internet?" Gali asked. "Did you do a lot of fishing back in your world or something?"

The thought of catching fish with computer cables made me chuckle, but I proceeded to explain the internet to the best of my abilities. Yulk and Nash nodded along because they'd heard it before, but the others were absolutely enraptured. For fun, I threw in a couple of funny metaphors, like how we tricked rocks into thinking and we shoot electricity at each other through stretched out pieces of metal and glass.

"I find your society fascinating," Larie said once I finished. "The thought of creating such things without magical assistance is mind-boggling."

"Well, we had a saying back home. Any sufficiently advanced technology might as well be equivalent to magic," I recited. "I guess whoever said that didn't imagine a place like this existing, though."

"Perhaps," Yulk interjected. "Though, magic isn't exactly unknown. It has rules and structure to it, just like the technology you describe. When one takes into account the Curaguard, one could claim that the very essence of magic is technological in nature. Just a technology that mortals are unfamiliar with."

"I'd love to know exactly what the Curaguard is," I said.

"Like we told you, nobody really knows. Unless..." Nash looked at Larie.

"No, not even I know much about it," the lich shook his skull. "There are many that assume it is a higher being that is allowed direct interaction with mortals, and provides them with boons based on how accomplished that mortal becomes. Though, my limited interactions with it have led me to believe that it isn't alive. Perhaps it is a remnant of the ancient civilization that created the steel golems that we've found in dungeons."

A pang of nervousness grew in my stomach. Higher beings. The ones that are watching me for the sake of their entertainment. Is the Curaguard really one of them? Or maybe a machine designed by them? I know that I rely on it for my spells, but are my skills also part of whatever system it's part of? Can they just pull the plug if I'm not amusing enough?

"We've discovered some literature in one of those dungeons that indicate that the golems are actually machines," Yulk added. "They aren't magical in nature, they are based on forge-craft."

"Truly? How interesting," Larie rubbed his jaw. "If it isn't magical in nature, then anyone could make one, yes?"

"Probably not. It takes an understanding of things that will likely elude us for quite some time," Yulk sighed. "The documents that were discovered described how to forge the metal plating and how to arrange the innards, but not what the innards are made of."

"I see."

"Probably wires and a battery," I added.

"Power storage?" Yulk asked. "So they do use magic?"

"No, batteries use acids to create an electrical charge... I think. The electricity flows through the wires and cause the parts to move. It's a bit above my knowledge level," I admitted. "There's different things that limit the amount of electricity that move through different parts which cause them to move differently, somehow."

Yulk and Larie fell deep into thought. Before any follow-up questions could be asked, though, a soft pop sounded from behind us. A grumpy fae holding several stone tablets regarded us coldly.

"The deciphering is complete," Veern said. "I've altered the tablets accordingly."

"Thank you," Larie said, rising to collect the tablets.

I stood as well and walked over. My heart began to beat faster and faster with each step I took. Would this be it? Will I finally figure out how to get home?

Larie handed me the first tablet, and I began to read.

--

I am Mikael Rodriguez, and I have been given this journal to document my experiments.

--

With everyone waiting patiently, I read the passage aloud. My heart felt as if it was going to burst. The person who wrote this was human, I'm certain of it. All of the odd names I've heard so far, and not a single one of them was even close to the ones I knew. Plus, it was originally in English...

"Well, what else does it say?" Rebis asked.

I cleared my throat and continued.

--

To comply with project security, I will be using a Vigenere cipher which will shift every entry. The keywords will be documented elsewhere, as appropriate.

I have just been revived from stasis, and do not know the current date. I've created a rudimentary calendar that I will use to mark progress. This is the first day's entry. Or pre-entry, if you will.

--

"A Vigenere cipher?" I asked the arch-fae. "Was that difficult to-"

"Of course it was. I couldn't even do it without the keywords," Veern crossed their arms. "I had to take out some rather inconvenient debt to obtain that knowledge. Now read."

"Okay. Sorry."

--

Day 1

My revival went without any serious issues. The minor issues were simply a discomfort and confusion which should not have occurred. The pod I had been sleeping in has been adjusted. There are no answers for who adjusted the pods, nor how or why. An unfortunate aspect of this modification is that the data in the pods have been wiped. As such, there seems to be no proper way to tell how long we've slept for. All we know is that the modification occurred approximately four thousand years ago.

There are very few of us, and we have little in the way of aid from the local populace. Apparently, they have been exterminating us wherever they can find us. I've been given no explanation for this behavior, and I suspect that the actions of the surviving members of the Malos Organization are to blame.

I find myself frustrated with these conditions. These people don't seem to know what has happened, or they simply won't tell me. They estimate there are fewer than a thousand humans that we can rely on at the moment. The pods were supposed to keep us in stasis until we were long forgotten, but something happened four thousand years ago and many of us were revived.

Each generation revived replacements, and now we're here. Hardly any of us left, and with a mountain of things we need to do to secure our future. First, we need to find a way to perform extradimensional travel. Next, we need to revive and gather the remaining humans. Finally, we need to escape from here. This is not our home.

The research required of me is odd. Demons and angels, or daemons and anyels if you use the local parlance, have knowledge of portals that we require. There have been several instances of extradimensional invasion, though typically on a small scale. We need to find out how they are able to pierce the fabric of reality.

--

"Well, that's ominous," Rebis laughed. "This is the cult, right? The ones that caused the daemon invasion? Guess they figured it out."

"Keep reading," Veern said coldly.

--

Day 4

Today, I received my first batch of test subjects and began my research. Dwarves and elves that have been living near an entry point for the previous daemonic invasion, a tear in the fabric of reality. We have a lot of data on baselines for these species, and given what I have to do to these subjects I doubt that I want to know how we got that data.

I have another journal for the raw findings themselves, but even a cursory vivisection reveals mutations. These tears in the fabric of reality actually impact the surrounding environment.

This provides a reasonable explanation for the monsters that one encounters on the surface fairly regularly, but we haven't been able to find any sort of measurable radiation emanating from the tears.

Day 9

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When your days were busy, time would do one of two things. Pass by at an extraordinary pace, or grind to a standstill. There was no inbetween, not that Alex was familiar with. The previous two days had fallen into the former group. He had already been busy with the run-up to the first meeting with the Confed about returning to the Artifact. Imperial Intelligence was getting his falsified ARGUS data all lined up, and it was looking good enough that he wouldn’t be able to tell it had been manufactured if he hadn’t been there for a ton of recording.

That had been most of what was on his calendar, originally, until Sharadi pulled his little stunt landing four people in the brig and one under the watchful eye of Eleya’s guard that he had to do something with. Imperial Intelligence was helping with that, too, as was the fairly limited justice system on board. Data analysis of the communication logs and some gentle interrogation had yielded the original plan: bribe him to leave. Only Senator Mateku and Hatae had been informed of this. Sharadi had intentionally kept Kaleta out of the loop about that part, probably because neither she nor Nova would have approved of such dealings when it involved Carbon if she had time to think about it. Hatae had just flown off the handle before the deal could be brought up.

The bribes were also the why behind Mateku’s cane being weapon-heavy. There was a concealed compartment in the pommel that had been housing a roughly 800 gram ingot of manufacturing-grade rhodium. Proof that they were serious, with several more kilos of other expensive metals for Alex on the Starbound if he would disavow the entwinement and allow them to drop him off at any location in the system he wanted.

That one ingot alone was probably worth a hundred thousand dCred, if he could find someone willing to buy a lump of high purity rhodium from a guy off the street at market value. Nobody in Sol, let alone on Earth, would believe for a second that he had a backpack full of rare metal to sell because he’d been bribed by space aliens, even if they were right there in orbit. Alex couldn’t imagine what the taxes on something like that would be, for that matter.

He kept it, of course. And the cane too.

Sharadi’s crew ended up getting themselves a real sweetheart of a deal anyway. They all received a trip back to Na’o in the brig of one of the Sword’s frigates, for the low price of pledging fealty to Alex. To understand the fact it was his sense of honor, his willingness to forgive people in a terrible situation making mistakes... once. And that a step out of line, an unkind word, or anything but absolute obedience would see that protection taken away. They all took the pact.

It was a gamble, yes. But he now had video of all of them swearing their allegiance to Eleya, Carbon and himself, and the throne. All witnessed by Admiral Olan and one of the military’s Chief Adjudicators. Alex felt kind of bad for Tenol and Savane. Cousins from a mid-tier Noble house that was now overwhelmingly dead. Sharadi had tried to hype them up: it was going to be easy. Flash the cash and the Human would walk. Base creatures, after all. They would be there for this triumph, their names alongside his as they helped restore the Empire.

They weren't prepared for the fight, or for Sergeant Zenshen putting a gun in their faces. Or solitary confinement, or interrogation at the hands of Imperial Intelligence. Basically the entire experience after Hatae took a swing at Alex had left them shaken and ready to capitulate on anything and everything. Tenol had broken down crying and thanked Alex when presented with the opportunity to avoid execution, without even hearing the terms. Olan believed that Alex had actually made disciples out of those two, however useful they would be.

Former Lieutenant Nalen would be on that ship as well. He would be spending a year in prison back in Tsla’o space for what was basically assault, his future after that currently up in the air. He had experience the military couldn’t afford to throw away at the moment, but if they retained him he would likely find himself somewhere very far out of the way. Maybe that listening post that Carbon had threatened him with.

Speaking of Carbon, she had two meetings with Eleya in as many days. Both times with positive outcomes, though having a goal they were both working towards for once likely helped. It had been decided that simply calling up Sharadi would not have the right weight - he would just end the call like last time they had spoken. To penetrate the shell he had put up would require something he could not simply switch off. She would be going to speak with him in person.

Alex might be tagging along for this, depending on how the meeting this afternoon went, what the timeline going forward would be. If there wasn’t enough space for the trip, the plan was to request enough time before a joint operation to the Artifact starts, so that the esteemed Lan Tshalen could return to Na’o for a few days. They would even like to bring the erstwhile Pilot along as a goodwill visit of sorts, if possible. Confederation intel would know some of that is bunk, though there was a long and detailed conversation about a new class of Lan being brought up in the salted data he was about to upload.

Today, though... Today was moving at a glacial pace. Alex had gotten up at three ship time, which was totally unreasonable, and hauled his ass down to the Xenotech lab so they could finalize all the data that would be uploaded, including the intrusion software. Verify everything was in place and ready to go one last time, and then set a very small script to start up the ARGUS so it would begin recording right at the end of the last fake chunk. He didn’t even have to be awake for that, which was part of the plan.

Also part of the plan? Stopping in at sickbay to get his teeth crammed back in. He didn’t like it but the mediboard did a great job, and the attending doc was kind enough to furnish him with a mild, Human-safe sedative to use once he got back to his cabin. Which he did because he was very awake at that point and he needed to be convincingly asleep within the hour.

When the alarm in their cabin went off at six ship time, everyone was on the same page: he was once again recording live. Neya had put on a guise of formality, acting more like the personal assistant Alex had once thought her to be. Carbon didn’t change her morning routine, the ONI already knew they were married and doing married people things. If anything, she lounged on him longer than normal, held him a little more possessively.

Carbon skipped breakfast and left for the station early. She had plans with his mom, which ONI was also likely aware of as all of those emails had gone through military servers. Neya also bowed out not long after, having little to do and taking the day for herself. Alex spent some time reading a book that the library on board had translated into English for him - a kind gesture that was also funny because if he didn’t turn the visual translator on, there was no data saved on what he was reading. The print wasn’t thick enough for ARGUS to catch, only going down to about a tenth of a millimeter resolution. Could have been a whole file of state secrets. He didn’t know that was what happened. He was just a rube trying to learn about their culture for his little reports, so they’d have to deal with an extra two hours of him humming in interest.

But there was that meeting to attend to, which was why he was now sitting in Eleya’s antechamber waiting for her. They were carpooling. He checked his watch, a chunky retro model clad in shock-resistant black rubber armor, and did the math to convert it to ship time... She was a minute late. Wait, no, he was still three minutes early.

Ed had managed to impart the importance of showing up early, particularly when dealing with government types, which Eleya definitely was. If five minutes early was ‘on time’ to them - a lot of Confed Navy Officers subscribed to that idea - show up ten before that. Make them arrive second. Power move.

Didn’t work as well when the place you were meeting was basically their house. She lived there, after all, she had been there since yesterday for all he knew.

The Empress was right on time, the doors to her inner sanctum swinging open silently on well oiled hinges. Dressed in a new, less ornately decorated jacket with a slightly more Human-conventional collar design, she looked... like his aunt. Eleya was just in that zone for him now. He wasn’t going to tell her that, but she was. She had become a relative in his mind.

Alex still hopped up out of that chair and gave her a bow like they had a much more formal relationship. “Empress. Good morning.” He was wearing his most formal t-shirt and work pants, even had his external translator. Every bit of clothing on him and all the electronics in his pockets - save for the Tsla’o communicator he used to find his way around the ship - were Human made objects he had brought with him. Keeping up appearances.

“Good morning, nephew.” She looked him over with a small amount of disappointment, then scanned the rest of the room, quite empty save for a few Guard still stationed out here. “Where is Carbon?” That sounded...


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The place was a grisly misuse of space and money before the ravages of crime were involved. Spires of pure, uncut excessive money-as-virtue painted the scene in bright, garish colors - neon-tinted blasts of light shone through the perforated grill that used to be an armored window with coverage enough to conceal a respectable housing development. A half-dozen primary-colored body-bags lay in what might be construed as neat, orderly lines, artificially introduced to the moment by dint of the earliest of the crime-scene ghouls, prepping it for the next round of thinkers and future drinkers.

One of them, a detective with eighteen years behind his badge and eleven behind a serious bottle, surveyed the casualty list and gave a low, almost-appreciative whistle. His partner, a newcomer to the murder resolution business, arched her upper eyebrows with concern before voicing hers.

"Something about this is amusing for you?" she asked, and he simply shook his head, doing a quick headcount on the uniforms milling around in semi-productive modes. After snapping his fingers twice in succession, their heads turned to him and he began to speak. "Thanks for coming out," he said, "We're all good here, it seems. Walk the rope, photo anyone who takes too involved of an interest, and turn in your notes to the watch commander when you head back to the house. Again, thank you for your help, officers - they're in our hands now." He gave a half-smile as he received the usual and expected half-waves, half-dead-eyed stares from the departing uniformed officers, soon enough leaving just the technicians and his partner in their wake.

She once more spoke to him. "This amuses you?" she asked, and he shook his head. "No, not particularly. This is just the start of something terrible. Seen the names on these folks yet?" To this, she shook her head. "I got this call about six minutes before you got here, so I caught just a few details; walk-in, possibly a robbery, then it went sideways, followed by an eight-way shootout indoors that spilled onto the balcony." She then gestured to the upper tier of the establishment, a full five stories above them, still with blinking lights from the broken barrier's illumination strips shorting out every few seconds, spitting sparks that died on their way to the ground, landing as ash and dust.

"Observant, detective, just not for the right part of the details," he offered, his tone warm and kind. "Fight didn't happen until someone stopped their exit. Then it got nasty in a hurry. This is a worker, that's for sure. We'll probably find a body in the bathroom, likely upstairs, and their head will be a lot misshapen." He snorted softly. "Then someone in a closet, strangled with a zip-tie, or choked out with a section of wiring. They didn't bring many tools and improvised."

She held her hand to his bicep, squeezing it firmly. "Wait a minute," she said, shaking her head. "How do you know all of this, and how could I be that far off of the mark? My observation skills, they're in the upper ninety-sixth percentile. You.. you don't even take those assessments." To this, he simply pulled his arm free from her grip, shaking his head. "You need them; I don't. Math doesn't solve a case. Instinct, skill, and a strong knowledge base. You get that from guessing wrong a lot. Anyone who says differently should be smacked until they agree." He smirked, then motioned for her to follow him inside of the scene itself.

As they entered the living room bodies became obvious: two perched in chairs, facing each other, a table broken in half between them, a scattering of gun fragments in all directions around them, laying next to a spilled food delivery box and warming sleeve.

"First impressions, detective."

She stopped, examining the scene.

"The shooter came in, took a pop to both of them, one of them hit the table, then the shooter destroyed the gun before .. leaving this room to go upstairs?"

He shook his head.

"Shooter came in, probably dressed as a food delivery driver, then crossed the room before either of them got their gun into position, although after they'd drawn their sidearms." He then mimed the motion, moving to stand over the bodies. "Cracked one in the head with the other's gun, then shot the second man's gun in his hand, which caused it to shatter. After that, yeah, they then switched to the next floor." He then looked straight up to the landing of the stairs adjacent to himself.

The other detective, making notes, walked the same path, mimed the same action, and then walked behind him on his way to the next floor.

A body lay at the top of the stairs with a chunk of masonry in his head, his jaw malformed by a sharp, sudden impact, and a ring of mottled bruising around his throat.

"Killer took out this guy with a snap kick to the neck, then hit him with.. brick?"

He shook his head. "Killer grabbed him by the throat, slammed his head into the ceiling, then cracked his spine before he dropped him to the floor. We can check and he'll have a shattered hyoid bone, dislocated jaw, and at least one popped vertebrae. Suffice to say: this guy dying was a priority. Didn't even get a chance to draw his gun." The holstered weapon under his left arm, still sheathed, told a tale of horror if had managed to clear the leather enclosure.

"Killer then walks to .."

The detective shook his head.

"Ran. I don't think the stride depths you'll draw from those footprints are indicative of someone who walked anywhere in this place. All of this happened at high speed."

"Correction: killer then ran to the office, taking out two more of the bodyguards."

The pair of bodies in the doorway, their bulky masses almost blocking it, had wide-eyed stares that only corpses can muster on demand and maintain indefinitely.

"Walk me through how they died."

She then knelt next to them, examining them closely.

"Puncture wound approximately an inch across at the base of the jaw," she said. "On each of their throats. Looks like a quick, brutal stab. The bruising says it wasn't sharp, just a fast-moving object. I'm unfamiliar with the weapon type, though." She then looked to him, shrugging in confusion.

He then nudged her to a standing position, using just his index finger, angling her to look up and away briefly. Then he pressed his index finger into the same position. "Fingertip. That kind of strength and focus, it's not incidental. That's someone with a very specific goal in mind. Could have used a gun, brought a knife, whatever. Still chose to use their bare hands. Visualize how angry that person is at any given moment."

She paused, shaking her head, shuddering briefly.

"Then they.. went into the office and.. butchered.. the man behind the desk."

The detective nodded sagely.

"Not even going to look and I'll tell you it was as brutal as it was thorough. Snapped bones, probably at least one organ literally ripped out of their body, enucleated eye, there's a laundry list of atrocities."

She leaned in, scowling for a moment.

"Yes, probably, both of them, and I'm thinking that we should look for anyone who worked as a mortician for a suspect. That or there's a doctor with surgical skills operating without anesthetic. A new cause for concern, that."

The detective then gestured to the balcony. "We have three more floors of this place to go, and I'll tell you now: this is the guy who was the target of interest. Everyone else was just in the way on the route outside, really. If they had any sense, they'd have hidden, waited for it to be over, and then called us." To this, he shrugged and continued.

Five more murder scenes with eleven more bodies, and still, the carnage was as speed-oriented as it was horrific. Two bodies found in proximity were killed with the same method, while a triple-play of them were each killed with a different means: a section of metal piping from an art display; a railing for a nearby staircase; a single glove shoved into a windpipe hard enough it tore the fabric on their trachea, in addition to tearing the trachea itself.

As they progressed, she became more and more ill at ease, looking queasy. A veteran of a full score of homicide investigations, reduced to a boot recruit, green and tender.

He kept her company, guiding her conclusions to their accurate landings, until they were at the top of the structure, looking down at the still-gathered masses of cruisers parked outside of the building's lobby doors, the other police looking up at them with squinting eyes and baffled expressions.

"So, the killer is on the roof," he asked, then gestured to the absence of bodies. "What happened next, detective?"

She leaned on a railing, shaking her head. "The killer," she began, "Moves like a track star. Crosses a room in under a breath's time, punches like a cargo hauler, then does it again and again, for a total of.. twenty-six kills, not counting the bathroom suicide?" To this, he nodded. "Even then, I think that the killer forced that girl to shoot herself with the pistol. No wounds to her, just some old dope scars. Doesn't seem like the sort to top herself off, really."

To this, the detective then asked the question again.

"What happened next, detective?"

She squinted, rubbing the bridge of her nose, shaking her head. "Honestly," she said, "I think that he just jumped off of the building and ran away, because.. because." She looked to him with an almost-accusatory expression, which rapidly shifted to surprise.

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Julia wanted to smile at Aunt Yoro's exclamation that they believe the Old Machines were made of nanites, but Dad just looked grave and nodded. “That is the conclusion we keep coming around to. And, it gets worse.” Dad held up a hand to forstall a barrage of questions. The video of the slowly-appearing old machine had run to completion; the familiar – and massive – lines of an Old Machine now hanging stark against the black of the Void. The display then looped back to the start and ran forward at a slightly faster speed, allowing everyone to watch it again. A silence settled over the room as everyone watched the video loop, trying to find a hole in the argument.

Julia shook her head, still trying to process what had been dropped on them. It gets worse? Everyone else seemed just as lost in their own dark musings. Everyone except Aunt Yoro, whose hands had started to move so fast at whatever invisible controls she was working that someone might have mistaken it for a spastic fit.

Mom gave everyone a few minutes to process, then started to tap some controls. The starfield zoomed out to show a top-down view of the section of the Milky Way galaxy which the League occupied. Several well-known stars had been helpfully labeled. Beside many of the stars, however, were lines of text in a language that it took Julia a few moments to recognize. That is Old Machine!

Most stars had no text next to them, of course, and after a few moments for everyone to get the feel of what they were looking at, those stars faded a bit. This still left a lot of stars. Most which had text only had a single line beside it, but some had more and a few had as many as a dozen.

Dad spoke again. “Some years ago we – those of us pursuing and researching the Old Machines – made a discovery which we considered monumental, but few outside the community even noticed: someone figured out a query to get an Old Machine to provide what appeared to be an identification code. We were excited at first, of course, and querying for that code became part of the standard practice at a Sighting. The text you see next to the stars is the results that we have gotten back each time.” Mom manipulated a control, and the first few characters of text next to every star was highlighted in yellow as Dad continued. “When we started to compare results, the first thing ew found – because if we can recognize anything in the OM lanuage it is their numbers – was that each string has a number sequence here.” A few characters in the middle of each line of text was highlighted. The color of the highlight was different for each star, but the same for all lines attached to the same star.

Dad continued. “The second thing we noticed was that the characters before the number are all the same, though we still aren’t sure on the translation.” All text from the start of each line to what had already been highlighted was highlighted in yellow. The rest of each line was highlighted  in various colors, though Julia noticed the same color assigned to lines at certain stars, and realized that the colors coded to specific character sequences. Her eyebrows drew down as her Dad continued. “We also don’t have translations for the character sequences after the numbers, but the numbers themselves lead us to a great discovery. You will notice that any star with two or more queries have the same number sequence. At first we thought the numbers were part of some unique designation, then realied that they are something else entirely: they are a coded numeric designation for that individual star.

“It took us a little bit of time and computing, but we are pretty sure that we have the patter for the numeric designations figured out. The last set of characters had us excited for a while, because we got unique character strings back and thought those to be designations for individual OM’s, but we have only identified a handful of sequences, and know for a fact that more OM’s exist than there are designators.”

Jake finally cut in. “Ok, Henry, enough. I noticed you suppressing the term ‘You See’ when you started this little bit about the character strings, and you are well past the point we should have called you on it. I guess the old phrase that ‘it takes one to know one’ is more true than I ever wanted to admit, but there it is. So, I’ll tell you like you’ve told me far too many times before: bottom line it for us!”

The remarks got Jake a lot of looks that ranged from reproof to gratitude, but he just sat there with an odd half-grin and looked at Dad.

Julia tried to hide her own amusement as Dad raised a single  eyebrow at Jake and spoke. “Ok, I guess if you want the rest of the explanation of how we figured all of this out, you can just read the report. We believe the first sequence to mean something like cluster, gathering, concordat, or matrix. The last is our highest candidate, based on a few cross-references. The last sequence we believe to be some sort of role description, partly based on the fact that one of them is probably a word meaning ‘observation’ or something similar.

“So, it is our belief that not only are the Old Machines nanites, but that they…”

The hologram abruptly went blank, and showed an image of the Council-world solar system. Dad seemed surprised at the change, but Julia realized the display was probably a real-time feed of the system in which they sat. The image shifted, seemed to have a color-inversion, then settled to show a bunch of bands of striated particles. It looked a little like a flat display which was malfunctioning.

Yoro spoke. “Are everywhere, all the time, and we have never even known it. What I am displaying is a portion of the sensor ‘noise’ which is present in all star systems, but which all modern monitoring systems filter out: small particles of dust, rock, or even radiation pockets that have to be studiously ignored in order to identify things which we actually care about like ships , comets, or asteroids on collision courses with the former.

“This, though… this is a special filter I have been trying to create based on the information in Henry’s pile of data about the spectrographic and radiation profile of the dust which came off of their spacers at Vintus. I will grant that this feed is a bit of a mess, but…”

Julia felt her curiosity rise as Aunt Yoro stopped, blinked rapidly several times, glared at her father, gave a small laugh, shook her head, and waved her hands in the air a few times. The hologram changed in an instant. It went from a confusing  jumble of striated bands of color to a more evenly dispersed set of bands of color.

Yoro continued with a heavy sigh. “Of course you already have a filtering program worked out that is better than I can slap together in the few minutes you have been talking. What I get for running ahead, I guess.” She gave another laugh at herself. “What you see here is a pattern of dust in this star system which registers on a specific frequency. It is… just enough to stand out from the background noise, but is not something anyone would ever be able to find unless they were specifically looking for it, and even then you’d need the frequencies Henry provided as well as…”

Yoro stopped herself, took a deep breath, and shook her head. “Suffice it to say, I, for one, believe Henry’s point: The Old Machines are actually nanites, and they exist all of the time in every star system in the League. Possibly in every star system in the galaxy.”

A series of shocked expressions and sounds went around the room, and Julia found herself unable to keep from blinking several times in surprise herself.

Aunt Golna, stalwart woman that she was, rallied first. “Ok, I think we are all willing and able to concede this point for the moment, ‘for the sake of argument,’ as that quaint Human saying goes.” Nods or, their equivalents, came from everyone in the room. “I still don’t understand the secrecy. I would have thought you and the other researchers would have wanted to spread this information far and wide and collect your accolades for your discovery? Surely you don’t contend that the Old Machines are the ones who wiped out all of those alien civilizations?”

Julia joined everyone else in expectant looks at her parents. The scene on the hologram changed once again. This time, it showed a pristine, green world hanging in space. Hundreds of images began to show above and below the world, showing untouched nature and virgin landscapes teaming with life.

Her Mother took up the narrative. “This world is one that the first Phoenix ship we mentioned mounted an expedition one year ago – nine years after they came out of FTL stasis – to survey. They chose it because it was listed as a primary colony of one of the three species they’d identified. It was supposed to be a world of over four billion individuals, which they had occupied for over two thousand years and had cities to rival anything on the planet where the Phoneix crew had made their home. This is the state they found the world in.”

Someone, Julia wasn’t sure who, let out a long, low whistle as everyone else stared in terrified...


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"I'm intrigued by what your upper floors offer."

"Welcome to Legion Capital, a subsidiary of the Legion Conglomerate," a computer intoned. The entrance was highly secure, and Special Investigator Catrayshe's implant noted the pair of androids that stood by the door. Their four-legged forms looked predatory, with strange jaw structures that looked like they relied on hinges. He even spotted a small nozzle inside one of their jaws, and his implant's vision stopped at their metal skin.

He passed through without issue, and the scanner withdrew. A large door opened for him, revealing a cool room with concrete walls but a tiled floor and ceiling. Over a thousand Sprilnav sat at computers, most of which were doing nothing that looked productive. However, every screen showed various portions of the market, particularly the stock market.

The common four-color divisions appeared on the white screens, their holograms only slightly popping for the 3-dimensional look. Red was for severe drops, orange was for smaller drops, yellow was for smaller gains, and green was for the largest gains.

Most of the screens were filled with reds and oranges, though several stocks related to the housing and technology industries were in the green. He'd seen similar trends back at the Stock Fairness Agency, who had sent him out directly.

The smiling secretary led him forward. Her business attire was immaculate, more than he had seen in years. Even the small pieces of jewelry on her ears accentuated her professional demeanor, which was positively infectious. Her confidence was very forward and present for all to see, though few Sprilnav on the floor even bothered to look at him.

"Here at Legion Capital, we are a highly engaged workforce, focused on mutual collaboration between employer and employee, complete with full benefits. We're a family here, not just coworkers."

"Right."

"Exactly! I'm glad you see it, Special Investigator. Legion Capital takes all investigations very seriously, and we'll offer whatever we can to ensure that the Stock Fairness Agency is properly mollified."

They kept walking, and the secretary ushered him into an elevator. The guard android followed.

"Why is that android following me?"

"Here at Legion Capital, we take pride in the safety of our workforce. That android model is specifically designed to intercept any threats, and to generate powerful shields quickly. There have been attempts in the recent past of corporate espionage, which we have already reported to the Agency. Don't get the wrong idea, we would never use this guard for anything other than its purpose."

"Of course."

The elevator opened, and they walked into a large open floor. This time, thousands of Sprilnav were working at various call centers. Several rooms were blacked out with curtains, and low mist levels wafted around their locked doors.

"What's in those rooms?"

"Those rooms are where we have conversations about proprietary information with investors and clients. I'm not officially authorized to allow you into those rooms, and you will have to be approved by the higher ups for that."

"Why isn't a higher-up meeting with me in person? I am an important representative."

"Senior Manager Poundacrawla's flight was delayed, and he'll be here in around 1000 pulses. Luckily, his client was understanding of the issue, so he was able to find a new flight to accommodate him. We can discuss the specific requests of the Agency further in my office."

"That is understandable."

He didn't want to simply assume they were evil. The employees didn't seem stressed, and the Legion Conglomerate was one of the larger companies that had recently caught the attention of the Agency. However, it only started to hire so many employees after a significant guerilla marketing campaign, combined with massive benefits. Its investors would currently be at a loss but would quickly make their money back as the Conglomerate scaled up.

Legion Capital was the wing that focused the most on the stock market of the Ecclesiarchy. It had been founded around ten years ago, which was beyond the scope of the 'high concern' timeframe. This meant that it would only suffer minor scrutiny from the Agency.

"-and we fund various community projects, housing initiatives, and aspirational value raising campaigns. We're on track to be rated one of the fastest growing companies of the year, and proud to give back to our local economy."

"Many of the former workers in the Stock Fairness Agency have wound up here."

"True. But that was their decision. We did not target them, they simply decided to come join our family. Perhaps some are only in it for the benefits, but that doesn't place the blame at our claws. Legally, we have already assured every portion of our growth was above board, and that even attempts at illicit actions were met with immediate termination and blacklisting from our wider contacts. We are only interested in legitimate profit for those who work with us, and for our investors, who have so graciously given us the ability to manage their funds."

"Yes. Your company structure follows that of a stock fund. Here is the Agency's request for a copy of your prospectus."

Catrayshe handed the secretary the document. She scanned it with her implant.

"The veracity of your document has been affirmed. Our executives still have to meet to authorize its release to an outside agency, even yours, so that will take time. Expect at least 4 business days before a response is given."

"That is reasonable," Catrayshe agreed.

"Good to hear."

"As far as we know, Legion Capital's most prominent investment strategy is distressed securities investment, which has paid you a hefty profit from numerous bankruptcies and acquisitions driven by the increasingly chaotic market. Do you agree with that assessment?"

"We broadly follow that model, though we also invest a growing portion of our funds in relative value arbitrage. It will likely be our main vehicle for growth in the next profit periods, as our custom VIs have identified the regions of profit that best suit us, which our top analysts agree will best serve the company in the future. Legion Capital also focuses heavily on reinvesting these profits into growing the company, at a higher margin than comparable organizations."

"Yes, your profit margins have been absurdly large in your latest reports. There is a section of them listed as 'Overgrowth Expenses.' Can you explain those in more detail?"

"Of course. These expenses are often dedicated to various branches of the company which the main investors and the board wish to see 'overgrow' their current projections. Some of these investors, mind you, are very influential individuals, so that is why this sum is so significant. As for disclosing their names, I do not have authorization for that, however I can pass a request for a naming dispensation up the chain of command. It will require time to notify these clients and allow them time to gather legal counsel. Liability in these situations can be sticky, and there are many who would rather not have their more... private sources of wealth be disclosed."

"Why wouldn't they? If they have nothing to hide, they have nothing to fear."

"My claws are tied, Special Investigator. While I agree with your sentiments, the Senior Manager will be able to more properly determine the conditions of cooperation."

She sat back in a chair, pushing a pair of cold snacks into her mouth and nibbling them. The further questions all led to similar responses.

"The Senior Manager is the one who decides those."

"You would have to see the Senior Manager for that."

"I'm sure the Senior Manager would be happy to fill you in on that."

"The Senior Manager is coming soon, it will take only a little longer."

"We can circle back to that with the Senior Manager."

Then she pulled out a small tablet and began writing down all the questions she was so blatantly stonewalling. She never broke the facade of friendliness and a professional respectful demeanor. She never frowned or looked angry. The most she did was hold up her left claws while eating, then wait to answer him again.

The timeframe she'd mentioned came and went. Then, it did so again. When Catrayshe became truly upset, the android guard moved between them and sat down. Finally, a new Sprilnav walked into the building.

He was wearing a full holographic headset. Tens of thousands of tiny screens flashed near his eyes, and each claw had its own keyboard floating nearby. Sometimes, he wouldn't even walk on his claws, and his shoes would propel him forward on wheels. It looked ludicrous, but he was still immaculately dressed. A well-cut robe hid denser cybernetic lines and scars below his neck and legs. A small armored ridge lined his back, segmented for maximum mobility.

Finally, his golden eyes met Catrayshe's own, and the glimmer of thousands of tiny holograms parted. They didn't disappear, but at least his eye contact was clear. He reached his claws forward.

"Greetings. I am Senior Manager Atinoo. How can I be of service to you today, Special Investigator?"

"Your secretary ha...


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The safety harness nearly broke my carapace, but it kept me secured to my chair. I closed my eyes to fight the vertigo, and hoped that it was me and not the ship spinning. Damn unknown space anomaly. I turned towards my first officer, "Status Report!" That made my vertigo worse.

"Shields down to 7%, no hull breaches, and reactors stabilizing."

Thank you, Gods of fortune. "Navigation, where the 10 hells are we?!" I could hear my navigator low hissing curses. "Navigation?"

"The computer's coming up negative on all boards, Sir."

Oddly, that felt worse than hearing that navigation was down. "Explain."

"Troubleshoot say it's working perfectly, but its not sensing any- Wait. Massive electro magnetic and quantum anomaly directly ahead!"

I checked if my sidearm was still at my hip, and pressed my graspers together in prayer. Please, Gods of fortune, let it be friendly. I looked at my pilot, "Retract the viewing shield."

I found the anomaly perplexing. Amid a starless void was what looked like a massive disco ball, and each side was its own disco ball. My first shouted, "Electro magnetic anomaly incoming, much smaller...Holy dung heap."

I could hardly believe my own eyes. Out side was what looked like a floating organic biped, in tropical tourist attire with a glare visor and a dark brown beverage in its hand. The thing waved at us as it approached us and passed through the window. It landed without a sound between me and my pilot, and it was a few heads taller than me. It bared its teeth, "Hi."

The thing raised its arms akin to a threat display, and my first officer shot it. Oddly, it didn't bleed. It stepped to side and looked back; I saw two pilots: one with a panicked look and one with half of his head missing.

The thing looked back and forth between my pilot and the rest of my crew. The thing spoke, "This is awkward. One moment please." The thing rushed to the panicking pilot, "Hey, Buddy. I need you to take some deep breaths, okay. Here, drink this, it might make you feel better."

The thing presented its drink to my pilot. My pilot took a sip and spat it out, "Its poison."

The thing nodded its head, "Yeah, you're dead. Welcome to the club." It looked towards the object outside, "Hey Boss, what do I do here? This is a first for me!...That's it? Gatekeeping ain't my job...Yeah, yeah, yeah I got it, ya dick."

I kept looking between the thing and the distant object. I was afraid to ask, "What are you going to do to us?"

My pilot looked at me confused, "You didn't hear that."

The thing placed a hand on my pilots shoulder, "Yeah, they're alive. They can't hear the boss."

The thing approached me and took off its glare visor, it had void dark sclera and white irises. My words were from primal superstition but appropriate, "What kind of demon are you?"

The thing seemed bemused rather than offended, "I like to think of myself as a fallen angel, and depending on who you ask, they are the same. Now; I'm gonna need you to turn this crate around, set the autopilot, and sedate yourselves before you go through the rift again. If you thought coming here was weird, leaving this place while awake is a mind melting acid trip. Other than Buddy over there, you guys need to do this asap. Because the longer you stay here, the more likely your bodies will die once you return to the realm of the living."

"Wait," Being told to leave reminded me of our mission, "We're explorers. Please, tell us something about you or this place. So that Trchitcher didn't die in vain."

The thing turned towards my pilot, "Did he just say your name?"

"Yes, my name is Trchitcher."

The thing shook its head, "Souls can understand words, but names can be a bitch and a half to pronounce. Alright, my name is Bob. My species is called, human. I've been dead for nearly four hundred years. My crass attitude is because there are trillions of sentient souls in this galaxy alone, with billions of rules of etiquette that seems to change by the year. This place is one of many hubs of the afterlife. I mean, I honestly thought your engine blew up or something and you guys were new arrivals. Now, Buddy, is there anything you would to say to your friends before I take you with me."

Trchitcher lost some of his color, "What will happen to me?"

The thing, Bob, seemed to pity him, "You gotta go through some trials. Depending on how you lived your life, it could be a few or a lot."

Trchitcher turned to my first officer, "I forgive you for killing me, it was an accident." He then turned towards me, "Tell my family that I hope to see them again in the blooming plains."


I watch the ship, and my friends, leave through the rift. Bob put an arm around my shoulders and guided me towards the disco ball. Floating through the void without an environmental suit, and being dead, was a novel experience. Bob bared his teeth, but I felt no malice from him, "Get ready Buddy; because here you get to fight your inner demons, party with your inner demons, make peace with your enemies-if they're redeemable, or just beat the shit out of them until you've exhausted your hatred."

"What is this place?"

"I don't know what your people call it, but my people call it purgatory. Every trial here is meant to help you move on, or trap you into servitude."

"Is that what happened to you?"

Bob chuckled and fixed his attire, "Yeah. I was too good to be in Hell, too bad to be in Heaven, and I've succeeded as often as I've failed. But, I got a couple hundred years left before I'm reincarnated. And here's your first trial, Buddy."

We came to an ordinary wooden door from my homeworld, "What do I have to do?"

Bob gestured to the door, "You got to open it and step through."

I was expecting something more harrowing, "That's it?"

"Opening the door and stepping into the unknown is the first trial. For some its easy, for others its damn near impossible."

"And afterwards?"

"Its out of my hands, Buddy. Hell, for all I know this could be your only trial here."

I looked to my human guide, "Thank you, Pshopsh." What the hells did I say?

Bob chuckled, "Yeah. Like I said, names can be a bitch to pronounce. Good luck, Buddy."

I took a deep breath, steeled myself and went through that damn door.

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Title should say 25

*fun fact: Apparently during a (BSA) flag ceremony the command to drop salutes and return to attention is literally the number two, at least according to google. Despite having participated in many flag ceremonies, I did not know this. Thus, I’ve decided to “”translate”” the request to drop salute but remain at attention as two as I felt it was the cleanest option I had.

AN 2: onomatopoeia for instruments is weird.

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Prev

I guess we should just get back to work.

We make it back without further incident and get sewing

---------------------------- Half a uniform later -------------------------------------------

BWVWT

That was… certainly a horn. Guess it's time.

Our glorious leader calls out “set down your needles, it's time to go.”

I insert myself into the procession through the door

We move in a single file line and funnel past a swarm of uniformed students into the courtyard.

After a few moments an authoritative call of “ATTENTION” sounds out from Ser Blakee

I salute, followed by the rest of my group I hope. The quiet hustle and bustle became almost completely silent in a moment.

“Your uniforms will be inspected. Should you fail you will run 10 laps of the courtyard. Otherwise you will be dismissed. Two*”

I return to attention. Ser Blakee starts walking in front of each unit.

Though I can’t hear her from here, I see some of the units start running soon after her visit, and the rest start leaving.

She is now close enough to hear

“Dismissed”

“Uniforms improperly trimmed… ten laps”

Someone starts to talk back “But…” before being interrupted

“11 laps”

Bad choice there bud. She must be feeling nice today. Grumbling is heard but they get moving.

“Dismissed"

“Dismissed”

She approaches us and gives us a quick look

“Dismissed”

We depart for food and rest. And more sewing. We love sewing. Better than having nothing else to do.

-------------------------------------------------Next Day----------------------------------------------------------------

I wake just after sunrise.

I guess I should take advantage of this time… I suspect the horn will go soon. I quickly get dressed.

Stretchies time. Probably a good idea after the bandit incident.

Lunges, splits, that one weird arm stretches behind your head.

BWVWT

Our dorm becomes a flurry of activity. On my side Chester and Leonard hurriedly woke up and got ready.

We met up with the rest and moved out. Breakfast was simple, but fine. I’d probably grow sick of it before too long.

Then we moved expediently to our first class Survival. This would be interesting

The building was easy to find. Inside felt… weird. Like there was some kind of opulence that classed with the simple vibes present here.

It took me until I sat down at a desk to get it. These desks… and chairs must be handmade. Not just put together, the wood itself must be cut and prepared either by mage or hand tools. There is simply no other way it could be done while the setting is classified as medieval. Why do we even have desks for this class? Unless this room is used for other classes at other timeslots…

The logistics here… are impressive. Despite the fact that this is only like a thousand students, the costs involved must be staggering. The whole system must be a fairly big chunk of annual government spending “just” to train on the order of, what, 12,000 students? But I’m guessing this investment pays off. I don’t think I’ve heard anything about a required period of service, but I’m guessing the empire operates off of some kind of conscription system so in any conflict they can use our gained skills. And I’m guessing mages can be enormously productive citizens even outside the army.

A light voice interrupts my thoughts. “Welcome to survival class. AKA how not to die horribly in the woods”.

Our teacher must be the one speaking. A fairly small human woman, wearing a wide brimmed hat and a waterskin with her at all times. I look around and notice the class has filled in. Looks to be 17 people.

“I am Profersor Wolfee. Now, you all likely have some idea as to how to handle the wilderness. Most likely you have heard warnings not to wander too far off the beaten paths. Unfortunately for you, soldiers sometimes need to eschew this common sense advice and take untrodden paths. My job here is to teach you the art of navigating these dangerous routes, foraging for food, and caring for injuries away from civilization. Now, does anyone know the first rule of surviving the wilderness?”

Silence prevailed the class 

“Any guesses?”

All where still reluctant

Hmm… I know many things from scouts… but only one is universal. I tentatively raise my hand

“Go on, you in the 3rd row”

She's pointing at me

I reply confidently “don’t go alone. Stick with at least one other person whenever possible. Don’t leave both their line of sight and  range of voice.”

“Correct! In the future, I expect every one of you to answer. If I haven’t taught you it, you won’t be punished for being wrong. Now, someone else, why is this so important?”

A bit of silence passes.

A voice I don’t recognize replies “in case something happens someone can help you or get help”

Our teacher continues “That’s right. Though I like to phrase it as ‘when something happens someone can help or get help’. Because something will happen, and it will happen at an inconvenient time. Maybe not the first time or the second or the tenth, but inevitably something will go wrong. It's happened to me, it will happen to you. Now that we all know the first rule, we’ll spend the rest of the class on how to help someone who has become injured in the wilderness”

The teacher handed out a large triangle bandage.

“For this class we will focus on non-magical solutions. Can anyone guess why?”

Another student answers “we can’t assume the person has mana to spare, a useful affinity, and the awareness to be able to cast. Thus, magical solutions are only useful to students with the correct affinities, who are almost certainly in the minority.”

“Perfect! Now, does anyone know the first step in dealing with an injury?”

Adelina speaks up “ensure the area is safe”.

“Correct. Now, I’ll demonstrate how to use a triangle bandage to cover a wound and go over treating large cuts and bleeding”

The rest of the class flew by. I already know most of this from scouts. They even mention cleaning the wound with water! I appreciate not getting infections. A couple of them are nice reminders. It’s good to remember how to use a triangle bandage as a sling.

Now it's time for lunch

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While I was kidnapped with Scout again I remembered the first act I ever committed in this city, it was a felony. Unless you are a cop reading this on the internet, then this never happened, all jokes. You can’t prove anything. My first act in this city was knitting for all you know. 

A box. It required a box and a decently good (anonymous) friend. A friend with a medium sized chest or box for the less romantic of you. The Rider who brought me to the planet was a Caelum woman I grew up with. She was so unfathomably calm it was a step away from looping back to high strung. 

After a few close calls with space pirates and other such wonderful things we made it to the Caelum planet, more specifically the city of Victory. With great haste, due to something going wrong with I think both the oxygen and FTL engine. We made it a day early. 

You see the bigger issue was the revolver stuffed in my pants. That’s not a metaphor. Due to some wonderful loopholes made long before Humans came into the picture, once a gun is over a hundred years old you no longer need a license for it. 

After your eighteen. The government thought that any gun (I say ‘gun’ at least) a hundred years old or older is practically an antique only good for one thing, badass home décor. For their guns this is true, my Colt Single Action Army was made by a gunsmith a hundred years ago in Bakunawa, to the day. Close call. The taser-stun rounds it shoots are Alien technology, it could knock down a Caelum or even a Grunta in one shot. Trust me. 

So several loopholes due to bureaucracy and general slowness of the Council, which almost certainly will not be fixed in my lifetime, as long as I was eighteen I could bring this gun to another planet. A Private Investigator license I was soon to get would mean I could legally conceal carry that gun. 

You read the title. 

On the brightside, I was gonna turn eighteen tomorrow. The plan was to take a day longer route to the planet, have my birthday in freaking SPACE, how cool is that? Show up exactly the age not to get arrested. But, stupid space pirates damaged the ship, she had to take the fast route, and so we had to land when I was still seventeen. Thus the box with a false bottom. 

I was cramped into her chest quite comfortably. I suppose there are perks to only being five feet tall. I will take the time to let you finish giggling or wheezing to yourself because I now just realized how dirty the start of my paragraph was. It was also her clothing and underwear chest. You’re all filthy, she’s a family friend. 

“Are you sniffing my panties?” She laughed and asked me through the box. Okay she’s filthy too. 

“No.” I answered back depressed and so red if anyone did find me they would think I was a tomato. 

“Heh, your loss.” I heard some more muffled laughs from her and she easily picked up the box. 

“Oh, Jesus H. Christ!” I yelped, the wood moaned and cracked. I closed my eyes and prepared myself for the sensation of rapidly hitting the ground booty first. Thankfully it stopped creaking. 

“Okay, quiet time now Theseus. Don’t worry, Mommy will make sure everything will be fine.” She said and let out another evil laugh. 

“I hate it when you call yourself Mommy! You’re only a year older than me! We grew up together!” I angrily whispered back through the box. As I wobbled in that cursed thing I wondered if this was foreshadowing for the rest of my time in Victory. Close calls, tight squeezes, and the looming threat of jail or death. Yes, past Theseus, the answer is yes. I sat in the box, thought about future Theseus, and really hoped the answer was yes. It made another horrible sound and I tried not to cry. 

“Just my personal items boss, visited a few friends on Earth on my vacation and took a few souvenirs.” My perverted friend said, I held my breath. 

“Okie dokie!” I heard a high voice through the box. “I’ll just give the box a quick look, no need for any scans or x-rays.” 

“I’m kinda in a hurry, could I just go? We both know I'm not gonna bring anything stupid back home.” My friend asked. 

“Yeah I know, what would even bring?” There was a long pause. “A Human?” The lady (whom I imagined very small) asked. 

They both laughed. “I’ll be quick, don't worry.” She opened the box, I held my breath even more, and tried to stop my heart from beating so loud. 

“For someone so serious you have very brightly colored undies.” The little lady joked, I tried not to laugh through the false bottom. “Wait a minute, what’s this?” She said.

I began to furiously swear in my head.

I heard her hand scratch near the bottom of the box.

I quietly cocked my gun. 

Okay, my Friend and I could shoot our way out but that would be a pain. I mean she probably knows a way out that wouldn’t involve gunfire. I mean whoever this other lady is seems like friends with her, maybe everything will be fine. Right? I don’t want to shoot her, she seems lovely. 

“Human booze? C’mon you know you need paperwork for that if you have more than two.” The little lady laughed and helpfully interrupted my overthinking. 

“There, now I only have one.” My friend reached in the box and gave her the other bottle. 

“In that case have a great day!” The little lady's smile was something I heard through the wood of the box. It was at that point I fell out of it. The bottom finally broke, didn’t even give me a warning groan. I landed, my eyes tried to adjust to the two morning suns of the planet. The lady who was actually little looked down at me. 

“First door to the left, you’ll find a map of the building on the wall, take it, find the nearest exit, mind the cameras, and don’t get caught.” She offered me up. My dirty friend gave a shrug as my only comfort. I grabbed my backpack which had everything I owned, I checked if my gun was loaded, put on my hat, stretched, and spent my last day as a minor committing way more felonies.

Allegedly.


Author’s note: Almost late again, so quick story about Theseus’ first day in Victory.

Vaguely important second note: This isn’t a series, though it could be debated. It’s an idiotic writing challenge I made up one night and keep almost failing. Writing a one shot everyday for thirty days. I write these like an episodic T.V. show, the two main characters are the same, sometimes there are two part episodes but it’s meant to be enjoyed on its own. The fact it can be read in order is a bonus afterthought. Context is overrated anyways.

Thanks for reading. :}

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A quickie... I fixed most of the typos...I think. It's the first off the cuff story since my stroke a few years back. Halloween is getting close, after all.

Slipping the Cooler

By Adderworks

June 12, 1945 - 50 miles east of Okinawa

Lieutenant Vince "Iron Hands" Moretti didn't pray anymore. That part of him had died on teh streets of Chicago, somewhere between his first collection run and his first murder. Or, was it the second? Either way, he nursed his P-38 Lightning through the near pitch black storm clouds, fuel gauge damn near empty, he found himself remembering fragments of old prayers as the plane bucked around him..

Through the armored glass, white lightning flickered in the sky around him. Real lightning, not the kind that came from his guns. The kind priests had once told him was God's wrath back in the day. He'd seen plenty of wrath since then, none of it divine. Vince was usually the source.

"Rattlesnake Three, you're off course." The radio crackled. "Storm's pushing you toward contested airspace."

Vince watched the compass needle swing wildly. The magnetic storm was playing hell with his instruments, just like the briefing had warned. "Copy that, trying to correct." His voice was casual, the same tone he'd used back in Chicago when telling worried shopkeepers that accidents could happen to anyone.

The P-38's twin engines growled through the turbulence. She was a good plane, better than anything he'd flown running bootleg liquor across Lake Michigan. Sometimes he wondered if that's why he'd been so good at combat flying - all those nights dodging Coast Guard patrols had been better training than anything the Army Air Forces taught.

Movement caught his eye. Through a break in the clouds, black shapes against the grey dawn. Zeros. Three of them.

Vince 's hands tightened on the controls, muscle memory from dozens of dogfights taking over. The cold mathematics of aerial combat ran through his head: altitude, speed, angle of attack. Just like planning a hit back home, except at 300 miles per hour.

"Rattlesnake Lead, we got company." He pushed the throttles forward, feeling the Lightning respond. "Three bogies, my six high."

Static answered. The radio was dead, that didn’t help.

The first burst of Japanese fire traced past his canopy, close enough that he could hear the rounds over the engine noise. Vince snap-rolled left, dropping into a dive that would have made his flight instructor scream. The P-38 shuddered, protests of overstressed metal mixing with the thunder. He heard a rivet pop in the body of the plane as he turned into the dive.

He pulled out of the dive hard, g-forces crushing him into his seat. Two Zeros followed. The third was somewhere above, waiting. Smart. Professional. Deadly. 

"Okay, you sons of bitches." Vince bared his teeth in what might have been a smile. "Let's dance."

The Lightning rolled inverted, then down, engines screaming as he pulled into a vertical dive. The Zeros followed, just like the cops had followed him that night in '38 when everything had gone wrong. When he'd learned that sometimes the only way out was through.

He waited until the altimeter showed 1,000 feet, the grey ocean filling his vision. Waited until he could see individual whitecaps. Waited until every instinct screamed to pull up.

Then he waited one second more. So good, so far.

The P-38 pulled out of the dive with a groan of tortured metal, skimming the waves. One Zero followed too close, too eager. It hit the water like a stone, disappearing in a fountain of spray. The second Zero pulled up and away from him. Perfect.

Vince allowed himself a moment of satisfaction. Then the third Zero, the one he'd forgotten about, put a 20mm cannon round through his cockpit.

The pain was instant, terrible, and somehow distant. Vince watched with detached fascination as his blood mixed with the hydraulic fluid leaking from shattered lines and glass. The Lightning's nose dropped, engines coughing on seawater. His last thought, as the grey waves rushed up to meet him, was that maybe this was God's wrath after all.

The P-38 hit the water at a hundred and fifty miles per hour. There was a moment of horrible noise, then darkness.

Then silence.

Until, thirty-three years later, someone in a white suit opened a file and smiled.

 The Interview


The Devil's office looked exactly like the recruitment office where Vince "Iron Hands" Moretti had enlisted in 1942 - right down to the peeling "Uncle Sam Wants You" poster on the wall. Only difference was the temperature, about thirty degrees hotter, and the recruiter himself: tall, lean, in an immaculate white suit that somehow looked wrong.

"Mr. Moretti," the Devil said, not looking up from a manila folder. "Mandatory Purgatory. Before that, three years Army Air Forces. Before that..." He clicked his tongue. "Well, quite the resume with the family business in Chicago. You do good work."

Vince shifted in his wooden chair. Even in death, even in whatever this place was, his neck still ached where the Zero had put a round through it. "If this is judgment day, you're a few years late."

"Oh no, nothing so dramatic." The Devil closed the folder and smiled. It was the kind of smile Vince had seen before - on loan sharks about to offer a desperate man a deal. "I'm here to offer you a job."

"A job."

"How familiar are you with the concept of independent contracting? That’s whe-"

Vince's ghostly hands gripped the chair arms as he interrupted. "Cut the shit. What's the real deal here?"

The Devil's smile widened. He reached into his desk drawer and pulled out what looked like a piece of newsreel film. With a flick of his wrist, it projected onto the wall - images of strange ships in the sky, cities in ruins, humanity on the run. The audio is a series of screams and the sound of fire.

"This is Earth, 1978. My investments. Or what's left of it." The Devil's voice hardened. "They came from somewhere beyond the stars. They're systematically wiping out my... investment. Humanity. My primary source of souls." The Devil’s anger was visible in his eyes.

"And what's that got to do with me?"

"I need pilots. Special pilots. Ones who can fly in combat. Ones who aren't afraid to do what needs doing." The Devil leaned forward. "Ones who've already got a bit of Hell in their souls."

Vince watched the footage of the alien ships. "My plane's at the bottom of the Pacific."

"Oh, we can fix that." The Devil produced a contract, the paper seemingly made of something that wasn't quite paper. "Sign this, and I'll give you back your plane. Better than new. I'll give you power you couldn't imagine. And all you have to do is what you do best - fly, fight, and raise a little hell."

"What's the catch?"

"The catch, Mr. Moretti, is that you'll be working for me. Forever. But..." The Devil gestured to the footage of Earth burning. "Is that really worse than watching everything burn?"

Vince stared at the contract for a long moment. He thought about his last mission, about dying alone in the Pacific. About all the things he'd done in Chicago that had already damned him. "One condition."

The Devil raised an eyebrow.

"I want my plane hot-rodded. If I'm going to hell, might as well make it fast. Real fast."

The Devil's laugh was like striking matches. "Mr. Moretti, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful partnership." He slid the contract across the desk. "Though fair warning - the last few Ghost Riders didn't work out so well."

"Yeah?" Vince picked up the pen. "Well, they probably weren't from Chicago."

The pen touched paper, and somewhere in the Pacific, a sunken plane began to burn.

The Awakening


The P-38 Lightning had rested in its coral grave for thirty-three years. Fish had made homes in its twin booms, and anemones decorated its rusted fuselage like bloody flowers. The cockpit where Vince had died was now a garden of sea life.

Then the ocean began to boil.

It started as a whisper of heat, sending the fish scattering. Then came the glow - not the soft bioluminescence of deep-sea creatures, but something harsh and orange, like molten metal. The coral crackled and died as hellfire began to seep from the wreck's seams.

Inside the cockpit, skeletal hands gripped controls that hadn't moved since 1945.

Vince 's eyes opened - not eyes anymore, but points of flame in a skull that was somehow both bone and metal, fused together by infernal heat. His flight jacket materialized around his skeletal form, the leather blackened and smoking, his old squadron patch now bearing the grinning face of a demon.

The P-38 shuddered. Thirty years of coral growth cracked and fell away as hellfire ran through its systems like blood coursing through veins. The aluminum skin began to transform, the metal becoming something darker, something that belonged more in a furnace than the sky. The twin Allison engines jerked once. Twice more. They roared to life with a sound like damned souls screaming.

Vince 's skeletal hands moved across the controls, remembering. The gauges in front of him glowed red and repaired themselves. The hoses and lines filled with molten metal instead of oil and fuel. The compass spun wildly before the glass cracked and hellfire leaked out.

"Come on, baby," he whispered, his voice like steel grinding on concrete. "Time to fly."

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It was not too long before I had the three squads worth of ranged drones in position with their various weapon systems aimed at the turrets opposite them. At least that was what I had told myself. In actuality it took nearly three hours of monotonous work, however if this actually worked properly, I would be hard pressed to feel like it was a complete waste of time. While I was doing that, Cooper had been handling the much more tactically minded tasks such as ensuring that the enemy forces on the other side of the fortress outpost stayed preoccupied and did. Cooper, in conjunction with their tortoise counterpart, managed to keep the hostile units busy enough that they did not notice my little plan coming to fruition which was good because if they even for a moment looked over to the steadily increasing number of holes, the whole plan would become a bust. Thankfully however, no such prying eyes had landed on me and my schemes which meant that it was time to begin the assault.

As ordered, Cooper had pulled second platoon, which had sustained the least casualties, from the battle lines along with the majority of my large drones meaning that the moment the turrets were disabled, my troops could pour in and attack. Retrieving my equipment which had been left discarded on the ground while I helped my ranged drones set up, I along with second platoon braced ourselves for the imminent barrage. Which came almost immediately after as I gave the signal and nearly three dozen drones opened fire at the same moment. “GO GO GO!” I yelled as the first melee squad accompanied by, or rather advancing behind, one of the tank tortoises which rumbled past and around the corner towards the inner walls and hopefully a large amount of disabled turrets. Upon hearing the distinct lack of enemy turret fire ringing out, I along with the rest of the platoon rushed forward to support the first group which had already crossed the distance and were preparing to break down the wall. Running up to join them, the now two tank tortoises reared back while everyone else made way before they both rushed forward and slammed into the wall with a thunderous clash which was immediately followed by the collapsing of the thick reinforced concrete wall.

Once the dust somewhat settled, it was quickly un settled as more than two dozen drones quickly began streaming through the open gap of the wall and engaging the scrambling inner wall defenders who were likely not anticipating an attack. They, however, were much more prepared than the outer wall defenders were initially as the hostiles quickly rallied and began pushing back while others ran off, presumably to warn the rest of their forces. Not that they would even be able to spare anything given that I had ordered Cooper and requested Churn’s commander to attempt to buy time for second platoon. This took the form of having the two units push against the enemy positions at the same time in order to force a response. It was either that or a collapse of the fortifications and choke points that the enemy units had been solely relying on to hold my troops back. Pushing those thoughts away from the forefront of my mind, I focused on the current threat which was the three dozen enemy drones which had quickly formed up and fired off a salvo of projectiles against the first ranks of my battle line. To make things slightly worse, a few of the turrets on the sections of wall not targeted by the surprise barrage were able to turn inwards and fire upon my drones as well.

Thankfully the two tank tortoises were able to weather the worst of the shots presented before us, however more than a few of my drones were cut down before they managed to scramble into cover. Our own ranged drones were likely extricating themselves from their spots in the buildings surrounding the inner walls which meant that we would not be able to send out our own salvos at the moment. Ordering my tortoises to push forward and engage the enemy front line as best they can along with the infantry squads, I swiftly began surveying the battlefield. It would seem the surprise barrage had been rather successful as a dozen and a half turrets had been disabled and destroyed by the torrent of laser and spike fire. Inside of the inner walls, I found that it was mostly comprised of a single building which was somewhat squat which I presumed to be the command center. Other than the command building, there seemed to be a rather lot of interesting looking crates filled with who knows what but at the moment they would only serve as decent enough cover. Looking to the sides of the building, I saw that there were still turrets that had not been targeted by my ranged drone’s attacks, meaning that they would have full reign to fire down upon my troopers.

I quickly grabbed a couple of the fire beetles stored within my backpack and temporarily placed them atop my right arm which they automatically clamped onto. Bracing my shield for what was probably a rather bad idea, I launched myself out and to the side of the quickly devolving melee between second platoon and the enemy units. The squad nearest to where I had sprinted out swiftly began acting as interference against the enemy drones who attempted to stop my assault which left me more or less free to maneuver. Something that proved to be rather helpful as the few that managed to slip through nearly stopped me in my tracks as they attempted to bog me down in melee combat. This quickly snapped the attention of one of the still functioning enemy turrets onto me, something that was swiftly confirmed as my blast shield was battered by a short and concise blast of a laser. Sprinting forward, fully ignoring the enemy drones that broke away from the fighting to intercept me, I ordered one of the fire beetles that I had prepared to crawl up into my hand. Once they found purchase, I drew back my arm and in one smooth motion through the beetle straight into the cluster of enemy ranged drones.

My little suicidal drone preformed their mission expertly as they denotated the moment they reached the most ideal point in their arks leading to maximum damage. The rain of quickly combusting chemfuel and shrapnel splashed down onto the rank and file of the enemy force leaving many severely damaged, some to the point of having their weapon systems disabled or destroyed. Ordering the next beetle to slide into my now free hand, I rushed past the scrambling enemy ranged drones over to one of the few turrets that were still functional after the surprise barrage. Blocking another shot from the turret in question as I closed the distance, I eventually passed the minimum firing range where I strategically placed my beetle onto what I was guessing was the turret's power stores. Not sparing another glance at the turret which promptly exploded once I reached a safe distance, I swiftly found my next target, that being one of a pair of turrets that were pouring a steady stream of fire at one of my tortoises. The next and last couple of beetles had managed to crawl out of the now empty backpack and settle themselves onto my chest as the enemy turrets locked on to me and began opening fire.

Blocking the first of the blasts, I was unfortunately unprepared for the second shot as it slid right through my defenses and cascaded into my right shoulder which quickly locked up and refused to move. Deciding that I needed to get the beetles out now, I sprinted forward as fast as my legs would carry me and quickly used my shield arm to grab and huck both of the fire beetles and the farther turret before bracing the shield in front of myself as best I could. One of the beetles that I had thrown unfortunately was intercepted by the quickly recharging laser turret, being blasted back by the beam, however the second managed to cross the distance and latch on before detonating, disabling the turret for good. This left me as I blocked the shot directed at me with my blast shield, the integrity of which was beginning to wear down, before I slipped into its minimum firing range. Shaking off the stunned nature of my right arm, I ungracefully climbed onto the turret's back before grabbing onto the turret’s long, coiled, laser barrel with both hands before bracing myself against the turret’s base. Once my armored boots found solid purchase, I began wrenching the barrel backwards which at first only amounted to the turret aiming straight upwards before it reached its maximum degree of motion at which point metal began to rend.

A feat like this would have been physically impossible for any standard, non enhanced, person which I certainly had not been before I had died however with the robust hydraulics of my industrial grade vessel drone, feats of such strength were seemingly built in. While I was fist fighting a turret, the leader of second platoon had been taking advantage of the absolute chaos that my probably justified use of unrestricted explosives by pushing forwards and beginning to envelop the enemy drones. Unfortunately for them and rather fortunately for my drones, the enemy troop numbers were quickly being reduced meaning that they were unable to effectively counter my platoon leader's assault. Oh they fought, rather hard in fact, however when pressed up on multiple sides by enemies, it becomes rather difficult to effectively take on the oppo...


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The second wave of marines hit the ground hard and fast. The Moscow had dumped her entire onboard contingent onto Sevran in hopes of a quick but costly breakthrough, sacrificing lives to win land like generals had done since time immemorial. A civilian would have called it evil. Of course it was. War was evil incarnate.

“Brigade one reports eighteen hundred M.I.A!” an officer called out. “Brigade two reports sixteen hundred M.I.A!” Twenty thousand Terran soldiers had just made planetfall. Ten thousand had died in their pods. “Brigade three reports four thousand M.I.A!” In rapid response bases all across Sevran, alarms were sounding. Soldiers were being mobilized. Young men and women alike, brainwashed by fascist propaganda and armed with disposable gear, strapped into their exoskeletons and loaded their weapons as they prepared to fight for their slavemasters to beat back their liberators. They kissed pictures of loved ones and sent their families what news they could as they loaded into their troop transports and lifted off into the sky.

“I’m picking up Alliance aircraft converging on the citadel,” came a cold, clinical report from the sensor teams aboard the Moscow. Not people. Not lives. Not even soldiers. Just target signatures.

“Confirmed,” Calixus Ralg stated as he received the report. “Agent Reteri, you have the guns. Terminate at your own discretion.”

Lance after lance after lance burned into the crust of Sevran. Gunships and troop carriers alike fell from the sky. Convoys of armored vehicles stopped dead in their tracks at collapsed bridges and tunnels, only to be massacred from orbit as laser beams melted through their hulls with surgical precision. Even under the protective covers, camouflaged metal panels that were meant to hide roads from an orbital scan, there was no respite from the bombardment. It was disgustingly easy to take lives from a dreadnought. Armies burned as they moved from their bunkers.

The batteries of the dreadnought Moscow aimed and fired with deadly precision. The sheer accuracy of the bombardment, leaps and bounds above what any Coalition warship would have been able to deliver, caught the defenders of Sevran entirely off guard. Their ground and air forces, whose rudimentary sensor scrambling technology was fast proving ineffective against the precision tracking of the best targeting array ever built by human hands, began to hunker down. Their electronic warfare assets began working overtime. Their pilots and drivers switched to manual control. A thick and impenetrable fog of sensor jamming began to envelop Sevran.

“Target acquisition is tricky, but I’m getting there,” Terris reported. “There’s too much sensor fog to get a good fix on the enemy.” A laser battery ceased fire just as its targets began to fly over an inhabited city. They re-scrambled their signatures and slipped out under the cover of advanced camouflage. “Remind me again what the acceptable threshold for collateral damage is?”

“None,” Admiral Ralg snapped, directing the assault on Janus Ora’s fortress. Terris noted absentmindedly that other warships were already on their way to disgorge their own regiments of marines. Calixus Ralg was going to take that citadel if he had to turn the mountains of Sevran red to do it. “If the Alliance Space Navy were to hold orbit above your world, they’d reduce it. They would spare nothing. We must teach these people to expect better from us.”

“Brigade four has broken through,” an officer announced. “They report heavy losses.” The remnants of the E.N.S. Moscow’s marine contingent had been organized into four brigades of five thousand soldiers each, a piece of Republic Defense Force doctrine that they had been able to impress upon their protectorate, and they were advancing inexorably toward the greatest bastion of Alliance power. They, just like the conscripted legions of their Republic overlords, were proving incontrovertibly that there was one maxim true of every army. When it came to soldiers, quantity had a quality of its own.

“Give the first and second brigades the go-ahead to commence their part of the operation,” Admiral Ralg commanded. “How is brigade three?”

“Significantly reduced,” came the report. “Three thousand soldiers, plus insignificant light armor, remain of the original five thousand.”

“Where is the marine commander?” Terris called out, diverting her attention from tracking down and lancing the last stragglers of the Alliance Army’s rapid response forces. “A navy admiral should have no fucking business directing ground operations!”

“We have no marine officer aboard with a rank higher than colonel,” Admiral Ralg informed her. “In this scenario, the navy admiral is the only officer with any ‘fucking business’ commanding an offensive of this magnitude.” He turned to one of his subordinates. “Bring that company around to there. Withdraw those other two. Thank you.” Then back to Terris. “If you have someone in mind who is more suited for command, then please, have them assume it.”

She raised her wing. “What good could you possibly do in a large-scale operation?” Admiral Ralg scoffed. “You’re Marcus Wayne’s secretary!”

“And you’re leading battalion three-one directly into a kill zone,” Terris pointed out. “Those mountains are arranged in a V pointing outward. The only vehicle-traversable route for fifty miles is right up the center of it.” She tapped into the ship’s systems to illuminate the Alliance kill-box on the status map. “Should they have put up a sign saying ‘WARNING: TRAP HERE’, or would you have missed that one, too?”

As if on cue, anti-tank cannons began to open fire on the forward elements of brigade three’s first battalion. Their light vehicles and hoverbikes were the first to go. Then came the infantry. Then, finally, Terris assumed direct command and ordered a retreat. “Give me control. At least let me serve in an advisory role. You’re out of your league.”

Terris’ order, though it was not countermanded, had come too late. The Alliance positions had waited for their enemy to walk fully into the trap before springing it, and now, the only thing anybody aboard the Moscow could do was watch. The entire first battalion was being decimated in real time. “My god,” Admiral Ralg breathed. “You can assume command.” He stepped back from the status map, whispering to Lieutenant Thole. “I never dreamed I’d be upstaged by a-”

“Cut it there,” Terris snapped. “No need to add to your vices, admiral, you’ve already got enough.” She discarded the first battalion as doomed, giving them orders to stand and fight to the last in the hopes of straining one last scrap of value out of what remained of Earth’s marines. “I’m sending the third and fifth battalions around in a flanking maneuver,” she reported.

“Up the mountains?” Admiral Ralg exclaimed. “They have air supremacy! Your troops will be cut to bits without their anti-aircraft vehicles!”

“Yes, and they’ll be cut to pieces even worse if they try and charge through that kill zone. Lubricators aren’t a resource to be thrown haphazardly at anything that poses a challenge, you know.” The first wave of Terran infantry reached the mountain peaks’ heavy defenses. Autocannons and railguns cut them down in droves. Still, under orders to continue, they pressed on.

“Lubricators?” asked Admiral Ralg. “What in mankind’s name is a lubricator?”

“Expendable,” Terris told him matter-of-factly. Marcus Wayne stood up and left the bridge. He was not meant for this kind of conflict. “But you have to spend them wisely.” Alliance skimmers screamed over the mountaintops, their dragonfly wings buzzing, and vomited death down upon the Protectorate troops from their hull-mounted missile pods. A salvo of railgun rounds, haphazardly fired but still lethal to the extreme, shot up to meet them.

Within minutes of their arrival, a third of the Alliance air contingent had dropped from the sky. The remaining two-thirds began to perform evasive maneuvers, focusing their fire on pre-planned vectors to lure the Protectorate infantry into minefields or the firing line of ground-based defenses. It worked wonderfully. Terris, for all her talents, was left overwhelmed as she took direct control over the battle and tried to salvage her assault by directing each individual unit’s fire.

At first, it worked. One by one, the Alliance gunships fell from the sky. But their destroyers incurred a terrible loss in return. Air power was supreme in the mountains of Sevran. Without any cover for ground forces to use against munitions coming from above, one attack skimmer could annihilate a platoon. The first instinct of any marine commander who saw a skimmer heading their way was to order his unit to take cover. The second was to retreat. Neither was an option, but the marines tried them anyway. Terris countermanded their established doctrine, giving each unit present a direct order to stand and fight regardless of the losses. At first, they were obeyed. But, as casualties on both sides rose and the two forces became locked in a battle of attrition, each one defenseless against the attacks of the other, the Terrans’ resolve began to break.

“No, no, no,” Terris stam...


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The original was posted on /r/hfy by /u/Dominicain on 2024-10-27 23:13:01+00:00.


The gods of the Otrokos were on a pub crawl.

Well, it wasn’t so much of a pub crawl so much as it was a series of violent invasions of other pantheons’ drinking spaces, but that was what passed for a pub crawl on Otrokosia and as below, so above, as it were.

There were five of them. As with all the gods, they reflected the appearance of their worshippers, and in this case they were rather large insect-like beings with razor-sharp mandibles, brutal claws, and overall too many legs. Each of them reflected one of the castes of the Otrokos .

Laer’ka, god of the ruling caste and de-facto leader, licked some divine blood off the edge of a claw.

“Those guys - what were their names?”

Pre’eenla, god of the Warrior Caste, flicked a piece of a broken cornucopia from the joint of his mandible.

“The Glom. They were the gods of the Glom. Not much of a challenge, really”

Vokist, god of the labourer caste, a little more heavily built than the others, joined in.

“Yes, the Glom. Fuzzy lizards, rather…squishy, really.”

The next up was Kaessa; as a scholar god, he was more critical.

“Yeah, and their booze sucked. Let’s find somewhere else”.

The five continued their meanderings, descending deeper into the lower levels of Panthea, the domain of all gods. Word had now got about that the Otrokos pantheon were on a bender and most of the doors were now closed. They spotted a side street that seemed promising.

“Hey! There’s one!” Appropriately, Huga, god of explorers and travellers, had seen something. An open door, set down into the ground, with a dark space beyond. A single neon sign, worn, flickered above the door. Only three of the letters worked.

‘T..RA’

“Works for me!” cried Laer’ka. “Let’s see what kind of pathetic godlings drink down here!”

“Probably some kind of worm-gods” moaned Pre’eenla. “No challenge. Easily go splat.”

“Enough! We drink! We fight! We’re better and they’re going to know it!” Laer’ka smacked Pre’eenla round the back of his head, then clattered down the stairs into the gloom.

It took a moment for them to adjust to the lighting. The first thing to be seen was the bar. It stretched back into the shadows, low lights strung above it giving it shape and form. An array of bottles, glasses, clay jugs, amphorae and other containers covered the back wall. This looked promising!

The five Otrokos pushed up to the bar. A few entities could be seen there. Laer’ka deliberately jostled one.

“Hey, be careful, buddy.”

Laer’ka looked the god up and down. A mammal with an inordinate amount of reddish fur on his face was drinking from a tall, silvery tankard. A toolbag sat under his stool.

“I am NOT your buddy. I am of the gods of the Otrokos!”

“Just sayin’, Otrokos-dude. Don’t want you spilling my mead, y’know?”

“Not my concern. Who are you the gods of, anyway?”

“Oh, we’re the gods of Old Earth, friend. This is our bar.”

“”Never heard of it. Some gloomy silent nowhere-place in the back of beyond, clearly.”

“Not really. It’s very sunny, really. We just like it…peaceful.”

Pre’eenla sniggered at Huga. This looked like an easy mark.

“Peaceful! Hah! What kind of worshippers do you have if you like it peaceful?” he sneered.

“We’re worshipped by humans. Don’t get me wrong, they’re a bit…boisterous. That’s why we like it peaceful, you see.” A slight man, seated next to the red-furred one snorted before taking a sip from his clay cup.

“Yeah, J-man here knows boisterous. Tell him what they did to you.”

The Otrokosians looked at the newly-introduced being. He drank again, a long one this time.

“So, I went down to meet them, see. Lived as a carpenter for a bit, got the lay of the land, then time for ministry. Spread the good word. Faith, hope, charity, love thy neighbor and all that jazz.”

“And how did that go, J-man?”

“Strung me up, didn’t they? Pinned me to, of all things, a ruddy great piece of carpentry, like a bug in a display! No offence, of course.”

Laer’ka goggled at the being. “They attacked you? They attacked a god?”

“Well, I wasn’t a god to them yet. Well, I’m still not, not exactly, but don’t get me started on the Mysteries. They’ve been pounding away at that one for millennia and still haven’t worked it out, but I’m wandering. They thought I was blaspheming, see?”

“Blaspheming?!” Kaessa was confused. “How can you blaspheme?”

“Well, I was a new god, you see. And they thought I was committing a crime against the old god, who ironically is my dad. Thus whip, thorns, two big bits of wood, hammer, nails, spear. Wasn’t fun, I can tell you.”

“A new god?” All the Otrokosians were now confused. Pantheons were supposed to be fixed. You appeared, you were worshipped, the people obeyed your commandments and knew their place. All this was VERY odd.

“Yeah, a new god. Courtesy of dad there.” The man gestured to the bar. Another much larger being stood behind it, polishing a glass. He was hard to see, blurring between forms.

“And who are you, father-god?” questioned Laer’ka.

“I’m…” What came out next was a blurt of noise, several names together along with a sound of trumpets and a sensation of the ground shaking. “I’m also the barkeeper. Drinking? Or leaving?”

The invading pantheon were clustering together, unnerved. Vokist was staring at three withered old beings with long hair covering their faces, sharing a single glass of something colourful. There was a rather incongruous umbrella in the drink, along with three straws. He could hear sucking noises.

Laer’ka straightened. They were the great gods of Otrokos, for his own sake! “What do you recommend?”

“Leaving.”

“We’re here, and we’re staying. What’s your strongest?”

“Your choice, your…” Another blurt, ending in something that could have been -machy, or -eddon, or -ok.

This place was weird.

The pantheon looked back at the two barflies. Both were now blond and bearded. The bigger one was now in a suit.

The slight one continued. “Yeah, and then, after all that, they thought the best way to remember me would be to put little images of me nailed up like a freaking butterfly everywhere! Like, I don’t really want to remember that, guys!”

“Could be worse” said the muscular one “At least they didn’t make you into a damned comic.”

Kaessa interrupted what was clearly going to be a long diatribe. “What just happened to you?”

The big blond looked down at his beard. “Yeah, humans happened. We change a bit; it all depends on them, see? They’re complicated. They change, we change. Names, shapes. I was Donald for years, like this, you see? Sometimes, we even get stuck together.”

The slight man spoke again. “Yep, every so often I end up blended with Apollo and Ozzy. It gets tiresome. Spirit gets it worse though - sometimes he’s a dove, sometimes a beam of light. Makes it hard to drink, being a beam of light.”

Huga was peering into the shadows beyond the bar. A blue woman with many arms was collecting glasses. The shadows went a LONG way.

“Ridiculous!” spat Pre’eenla. “Your humans are clearly unruly and their gods are weak.”

“Uh, guys, this is a BIG bar.”

“Has to be.” The red-head was back, wearing leather armour now. “There’s a lot of us.”

“Peace! Charity! Kindness! Gods are supposed to be STRONG” brayed Laer’ka.

“We are what humans made us, friend. And I’ll tell you this, they ain’t weak.”

Huga tried again, fear intruding into his words. “Uh, guys, it’s a big bar and it’s, like, full. We should leave.”

Vokist turned to the entrance. A tall being, his eyes shadowed by a broad-brimmed hat, unfolded to a great height and grasped a walking-staff that now showed the shimmer of a long spear-blade. A somehow even larger animal-headed thing with huge ears slammed the door shut with an arm the size of a tree-trunk.

Laer’ka spread his limbs wide. “WE ARE THE GODS OF THE OTROKOSIANS, and we will NOT be COWED!”

Donald reached down into his toolbag.

“Hey, J-man, what was that line your guy said?”

A clean-cut dark haired man with glowing eyes stood, flickered, and was suddenly a massive red entity with horns made of fire. Vast wings of pure darkness unfurled from its back. Burning claws unsheathed.

“Which guy?”

The glass-collector’s hands were now full of knives. She was smiling.

“That Albigensian guy, y’know?”

A bronze-armoured man rose, drawing a short sword. Next to him, an elder gestured, and brought forth a ball of crackling, searing light in his hand.

“Oh, HIM. Arnold something-or-other”

‘Donald’ straightened up. He was holding something Laer’ka couldn’t see below the bar.

“That’s the one”

Shapes could be seen emerging from the darkness, clad in feathers and scales, armour and tattooed skin.

“I think it was ‘God will know his own’, wasn’t it?”

‘Donald’ lifted the hammer he was holding. Laer’ka could feel the sheer mass of the thing from just looking at it. Lightning cracked across its surface.

“No, no.”

 Predator teeth, long claws, blades of metal and obsidian, somehow all shining.

“I mean the first bit.”

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