I wish I had god-like powers (kbin.social)

submitted 10 months ago by mrbubblesort@kbin.social to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish there was more porn on the internet (lemm.ee)

submitted 10 months ago by PatFussy@lemm.ee to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for a pure wish that cannot be corrupted or have unintended side-effects (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by voodooattack@lemmy.world to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish spiders whispered at night (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 10 months ago by late_night@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish that Donald Trump and all his descendants suddenly grow taste buds throughout their lower intestine and anus, so that they are constantly and inescapably tasting their own shit. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by actionjbone@sh.itjust.works to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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And that it's genetic, so that it's passed down to all his descendants; and that all people who marry into the family also have it happen to them

I wish for more wishes. (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish I had the details (numbers and passwords) to unlock and use the largest crypto wallet that is currently lost irrevocably (lemmy.ca)

submitted 10 months ago by otter@lemmy.ca to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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No one else can use it so maybe I can do some good with that money

I wish I could communicate with animals (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 10 months ago by late_night@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish I had a physical "Undo" button I could use in real life and not just on my computer (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 10 months ago by late_night@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for a magically enhanced iPhone that's always the latest model. (infosec.pub)

submitted 10 months ago by henfredemars@infosec.pub to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for some popcorn (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by voodooattack@lemmy.world to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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That’s it

I wish for everything to stay as shitty as it is but me not caring (feddit.de)

submitted 11 months ago by w00@feddit.de to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for everything to stay as shitty as it is but me not caring like at all.

I wish Hamilton had won the duel, and Burr was the one who had perished. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by actionjbone@sh.itjust.works to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for everyone alive and yet to be born, to have +1 empathy added to their character stats. (lemm.ee)

submitted 11 months ago by AxisFlowers@lemm.ee to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for all systems of capitalism to collapse to be replaced by something better for the most people possible. (lemmy.one)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by mycatiskai@lemmy.one to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for a deal riddled with caveats. (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by FireTower@lemmy.world to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for the next person to have their wish fulfilled without caveats (programming.dev)

submitted 11 months ago by TerminalLover@programming.dev to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for the last guy's night to be awesome (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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Burn baby burn

I wish the next person to post on here doesn't get their wish. (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by stephfinitely@lemmy.world to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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Some people just want to see the world burn.

I wish i could just be happy for the Next 20-40 years then die a painless quick death. (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 11 months ago by RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish freckles were communicable (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish to see my character sheet (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by voodooattack@lemmy.world to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish Spez would leave Reddit. (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by nodsocket@lemmy.world to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for the year of the windows desktop (feddit.uk)

submitted 11 months ago by squid@feddit.uk to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for a year of linux desktop. Every computer runs linux now. (szmer.info)

submitted 11 months ago by Ludrol@szmer.info to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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