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North Korea sends fleet of balloons carrying excrement to South Korea (thehill.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/2252_observations on 2024-05-29 23:58:26.
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Ikea transforms beautiful ancient forests into bad quality furniture (news.mongabay.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Ok-Peak- on 2024-05-29 23:28:27.
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New Louisiana law will criminalize approaching police under certain circumstances (apnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/engadine_maccas1997 on 2024-05-29 22:51:18.
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Man with suspended license astonishes judge by joining court Zoom call while driving (www.fox13news.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/GetOffMyGrassBrats on 2024-05-29 21:51:09.
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A man accused his ex of a campaign of online attacks. The FBI says he was the stalker. (www.thebaltimorebanner.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/RustyShack1efordd on 2024-05-29 21:43:58.

Dude.

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The User Data of More Than 560 Million Ticketmaster Customers Allegedly Compromised in Massive Hack (relix.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/RustyShack1efordd on 2024-05-29 20:33:07.

One of the biggest scammers is getting scammed!

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Moon orbiting 'Dinky' asteroid is actually two tiny moons stuck together (phys.org)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/PM_ME_CAKE on 2024-05-29 19:48:51.
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Homeless sent out of Edinburgh to make room for Taylor Swift fans (www.bbc.co.uk)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/teruteru-fan-sam on 2024-05-29 19:10:35.
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Black passengers sue American Airlines, alleging they were thrown off a plane because of false body odor complaint (www.cnn.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/SelectiveSanity on 2024-05-29 18:55:32.
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Alleged NYC serial puncher says he's running for office (www.fox5ny.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/TreatYourselfForOnce on 2024-05-29 18:47:13.
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Italy prime minister introduces herself as ‘that bitch Meloni’ (www.wantedinrome.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/knightsofvalour on 2024-05-29 17:43:15.
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Michigan trooper charged with murder in death of man hit by unmarked car (www.bridgemi.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/apandaze on 2024-05-29 17:14:14.
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Proposal advances to surgically castrate sex offenders in Louisiana • Louisiana Illuminator (lailluminator.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/engadine_maccas1997 on 2024-05-29 13:08:13.
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Custom baseball card released of Blue Jays fan struck in the face with foul ball (www.cp24.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/TacosAndBourbon on 2024-05-29 12:04:58.
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Nurses’ fears as hospital cleaners become security guards (www.waikatotimes.co.nz)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/ithinkihope on 2024-05-29 11:34:13.
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Naked on a plane: Man arrested after alleged nude aisle run forced plane to turn back (www.nbcnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/videogameguitar on 2024-05-29 09:50:28.
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North Korea accused of sending balloons carrying excrement into the South (www.theguardian.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/jeremyfrankly on 2024-05-29 09:24:57.
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North Korea Sends Poop Balloons to South (time.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/happyysoul on 2024-05-29 06:53:48.
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Gaza aid pier fell apart (www.cnn.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/krycek1984 on 2024-05-29 06:42:05.

The Gaza aid pier the US has constructed, at the cost of 320 million (!!!!) dollars, has fallen apart.

The really crazy part is that the article states that the pier was meant to only withstand waves of 3 feet or less.

This is reality.

But this is what is wrong with US government spending, especially the defense department.

If we have to spend 320 million dollars on a temporary pier that is only designed to withstand waves of 3 feet or less... Then falls apart...

This is worrying on so many levels.. Fiscally, militarily, logistically...

I was just absolutely flabbergasted by this article.

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A Nigerian woman reviewed some tomato puree online. Now she faces jail (edition.cnn.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/pugdeity on 2024-05-29 06:38:50.
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A Nigerian woman reviewed some tomato puree online. Now she faces jail (edition.cnn.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Cloud_Drago on 2024-05-29 06:18:04.
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North Korea reportedly sends balloons carrying excrement into the South (www.theguardian.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Dog-Cop on 2024-05-29 04:38:07.
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RFK Jr. says he opposes removing Confederate statues (www.nbcnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/engadine_maccas1997 on 2024-05-29 04:30:59.
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Ohio man plans to take a 2 person submersible to Titanic depths to show the industry is safe after the OceanGate tragedy (inshort.geartape.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/gootyy on 2024-05-29 02:30:43.
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SB0258: Utah Rep. Curtis S. Bramble thwarts will of Grand county council names 3 Developers their own municipality on Mega Luxury development. (le.utah.gov)
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