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Clown country
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"All men are created equal"
SLAVERY
Always has been
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"How're ya doing?"
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No one really cares how you're doing. They just want to make microwave noises with their mouth (small talk) so they dont think about their shitty lives in the deafening silence of existence.
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I'm just a human in a money's world
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I should have been born as a Limited Liability Corporation.
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This shitpost is sponsored by the Useless Red Circle Industrial Complex
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What I see when I have to leave the basement
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You call this civilization? Standards are low.
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You never know what people are thinking until you ask. And even then, it's probably a lie.
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Shame they didnt make a move. We could have been high together.
Or I could have been high and they could have slowly grown to resent me over the years... again.
And they wonder why getting married is a hard no from me! We don't need a government contract to love each other, to leave each other.
Stay or go, sall good bro.
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MFW friends/family ask me to if I want to leave the basement voluntarily to go do something
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I pay 69% of my income to exist in a basement. I am going to spend every second I can down here so I can get my money's worth.
Maybe if they paid me, I could quit one of my part time jobs and there would be time to hang out. None have yet to take me up on this deal.
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I guess psychedelics will have to do.
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