cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/19315071

“When the ingredients are three, an oven alighteth. Thou’rt Lasagna, and ricotta befits thee, of course…”

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That's it, that's the whole post. I don't care if I would do more damage by switching to a dagger, I want to see two feet of wood and steel sticking out of my opponents chest.