It blows my mind how much knowledge, built on knowledge, built on knowledge was required to reach modern day computing. People have completed feats of genius to get to where we are, and most don't even know their names.

I know a Catalan fan when I see one.

Chills, even in chess form.

That's a couple of characters from Elden Ring and also the current First Lady, right?

I hope you're frequently making jokes about how you're into older women.

A lot of pets are going to be named after STDs in that case.

As long as there's one person older than me, I'm still young.

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I believe it. The whole appeal of fast food is that it's fast and cheap.

These are the subtle types of errors that are much more likely to cause problems than when it tells someone to put glue in their pizza.