SLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional. (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by platypus_plumba@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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It's a good tip, but shitty.

This just happened to me in the guest bathroom of someone I barely knew. The bathroom was meters away from the meeting.

Never. Again.

SLPT: If you’re struggling with the cost of living and want to save on transport costs, try watering down your gas a little to help get some extra miles out of each tank (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by SuckMyWang@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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SLPT: in a rush after a snowstorm? Skip brushing your car off by simply driving fast! The air will brush your car off for you. (lemmy.keychat.org)

submitted 10 months ago by key@lemmy.keychat.org to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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This can also save you shoveling/plowing your driveway, simply drive over the accumulated snow at high speed. Make sure to avoid getting stuck however.

SLPT: A spool of network cable can hold 1GB of internet traffic per meter. Leave one plugged in to save up internet for when the power goes out. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Deestan@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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SLPT: Cats don't understand human speech, but they all read Farsi due to genetics. Use this to communicate with and train your cat. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Deestan@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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SLPT: Stage a horrific death scene caused by a conventional household appliance. This will enable you to sue the manufacturers for millions of dollars for causing your death! (lemmy.keychat.org)

submitted 1 year ago by key@lemmy.keychat.org to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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SLPT: Got student loans? Make you loan servicer password extremely easy to guess, that way whoever logs in will pay your loans off (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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SLPT: If you dont feel like wearing pants, you can carry your phone around in that little front underwear pocket* (*male only) (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 year ago by kriz@slrpnk.net to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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SLPT: Experience world travel without needing to get off your couch by buying travel miles from your favorite airline! (lemmy.keychat.org)

submitted 1 year ago by key@lemmy.keychat.org to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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It only takes 25k miles to circumnavigate the world. No passport required!

SLPT: Get an apartment near the hospital. Now you can get a free ride home whenever by faking an injury. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Deestan@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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SLPT : Problem solving flowchart (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by A_A@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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This one is quite old & good. I hope it is new for you.

SLPT: Striking out on tinder? Use AI to make you look attractive and give you the profile of someone with an actual personality. (lemmy.keychat.org)

submitted 1 year ago by key@lemmy.keychat.org to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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Before your first date go to an MMA dojo and insult anyone walking out so you have a cover for why you aren't like your profile.

SLPT: Tired of taking the bus to work? Become a bus driver! Now you get to DRIVE the bus! (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 year ago by kriz@slrpnk.net to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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SLPT: If you manage to fit yourself into the overhead cabin, airlines will let you fly for free (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Deestan@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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SLPT: If you feel nervous in social situations, try open carry. Now everyone else is more nervous than you are. (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 year ago by kriz@slrpnk.net to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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SLPT If you want to help the working class, defend all politians as much as you can even when they go against everything you once fought for, that is how we get power (archive.today)

submitted 1 year ago by jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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Post that doesn't makes sense.

Peter Daou @peterdaou

"Don't suck up to politicians, make them work for you." 5:03 AM · Aug 1, 2023

SLPT When holding a presentation, laugh out loud every few sentences. This creates a fun and relaxing atmosphere that captivates your audience. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Deestan@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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SLPT putting a student driver sticker on your car will get you out of all tickets. The police will be more understanding a let you off with a warning every time. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by killer_penguin@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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SLPT: Driving in the dark and want to save on headlights? Navigate via echolocation with the car horn. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Deestan@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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SLPT: When grocery shopping, if you see something you were going to buy in a person's cart, feel free to take it. It’s not stealing because the other person doesn’t own it until they pay for the item. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by killer_penguin@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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SLPT When picking friends, ask them what pants size they wear. If you ever shit your pants; you can swap pants with them. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by GAMER@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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SLPT It's Friday! Remember to Fry your enemies today! (lemmy.keychat.org)

submitted 1 year ago by key@lemmy.keychat.org to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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SLPT: When biking in a city, ride in the middle of the road with noise cancelling headphones on at a leisurely speed. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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Nothing can go wrong here, everyone will happily wave to you as well! The one finger thing is just a weird custom, don't worry about it!

SLPT If you say "we're not counting calories today" out loud before eating, your body will respect it and not count them either. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Deestan@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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SLPT Gym not letting you cancel your membership or making it difficult? Start working out completely naked and making very weird noises drawing attention to yourself. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by killer_penguin@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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