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Even our great, great, grandparents had a hard time getting to the train in time.
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Learn how to properly care for exotic pets before buying one
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If you can't provide the right environment, proper diet, enrichment, and veterinary care for your desired pet, don't get one.
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Don't put David Bowie's crotch on the screen if you want people to pay attention to the movie.
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Of all the people I know who watched this movie, they either remembered the Goblin King Bulge™ OR the story, but never both.
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Don't piss off the H.O.A.
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.film/post/1250237
Lady takes a minute before Purge to basically say "You know we all feel exploited by your predatory soliciting and that you owe us for financing your recent home addition, right? Anywho, laters."
It's Chekhov's Veiled Threat lol.
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Double-check your bag. Make sure you've got the right one.
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.film/post/971044
Or at least have a plan for the wrong one.
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Every story has a moral, but these weren't intended.
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