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[-] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

Pro tip, cut your onion in a well ventilated space. Like for example crack a window over the counter that you are cutting on, it will greatly reduce the effect, and it doesn't even need to be wide open

[-] insomnia_sufferer@lemmy.ml 15 points 6 months ago

I’m not very acquainted with analogies so can you help me with understanding the software part of this?

[-] hollyberries@programming.dev 10 points 6 months ago

No matter what you do, crying is inevitable.

[-] dgriffith@aussie.zone 3 points 6 months ago

......use Windows on an air-gapped PC to do all your software development? At least then hackers won't steal your source and post your shameful code on the internet.

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