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[-] TwoGems@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago
[-] jscummy@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 year ago

You'll change your tune when you get robbed and you need someone to show up 4 hours later and shoot your dog

[-] SomeoneElse@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

My car was stolen last week. 48 hours later my partner tracked it down and went to get it. The police hadn’t even requested the carpark CCTV in that time. We had to call the police to actually enter the place it was at so we didn’t get arrested for breaking and entering ourselves. The police will count this as their win, their solve even though they did practically nothing. They didn’t even arrest the guy who had our car. As useful as a chocolate teapot.

[-] fizix@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

At least a chocolate teapot would taste good.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Four hours, wow, such fast response times.

Usually they tell you to come to the station and fill out a report.

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