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Sheriff summons deputies after Burger King got his order wrong (www.newsweek.com)
submitted 7 months ago by cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemm.ee
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/28116747

Footage posted online shows Georgia deputies responding to a call from the sheriff, who was unhappy with the restaurant's service.

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[-] Orbituary@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Fuck with a man's burger and you get consequences.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

What would cause a bulbous belly like that?

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Not sure if you're just referencing whatever this image is from but if you're serious, the answer is alcohol and a sedentary lifestyle

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I meant the question literally. I know a lot of alcoholics, and none of them look like that. Is it from swollen organs?

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I realized I didn't actually know so I just looked into it and apparently it's a lot of things. But the gist of it is that alcohol abuse fucks up your intestines which leads to bloating. Also alcohol has a lot of calories

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Thanks for the information.

[-] Orbituary@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Whatchu lookin' at his belly fer?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

It's unavoidable.

[-] Orbituary@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

[-] allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Mustard Tiger!

[-] Tyfud@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Alcoholism.

My grandfather looked very similar.

[-] Orbituary@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You sure yer gramps wasn't driving cheeseburgers down his gullet? Nothin' goes better with beer than a couple of dirty burgers with cheese. Baaaaam!

[-] aaaa@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I imagine the dirty poutine combo was part of it

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