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Anon has marital problems
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this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2024
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This is dangerously close to a dr seuss poem...
Ned and Ted have a marriage bed
Monogamy is good for Ted
But many hungry holes has Ned
Ned shares the marriage bed
with other men not named Ted
Ted says Ned must quit their bed
Because of commitments that once were said
Ted now sleeps alone it seems
For freedom Ned no longer dreams
The problem wasn't that Ted was cucked
The problem is that Ned just sucked
Bravo