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How to write a programming novel (lemmy.sdf.org)

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How to write a programming novel?

Cover: CSS
Copyright Page: GNU GPLv3
Intentionally Blank Page: Whitespace
Notes For The Second Edition: Kotlin
Notes for The First Edition: Java
Front Matter: Markdown
Dedication: Rust
Prologue: Prolog
Chapter 1: C
Chapter 2: C++
Chapter 3: C3
Chapter 4: Forth
Pull Quotes: Git
Unexpected Sex Scene: LaTeX
Dream Sequence: APL
Cliffhanger Ending: Python 2
Index: IndexedDB
Errata: PHP
Sequel: SQL

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[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

I tried to think of something funny to add to this, but all I could think of was "javascript".

[-] YMS@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago

Well, in the world of esoteric candidates, there would be some easy ones, like Brainfuck or Shakespeare, but maybe Whitespace is enough of them in the list.

[-] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

The Movie Adaptation: Javascript

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