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[-] SuspiciousUser@lemmy.ml 53 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Obligatory bidet comment. You don't have to wipe like you're trying to get peanut butter out of carpet. All shits become the same with a bidet, whether a short sticky stoagie or a hot wet mess of diarrhea. Imagine trying to clean a mud snowman off your driveway with a pressure washer. It can do anything.

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 3 months ago

You are a master of imagery.

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