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Anon visits America
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
You're drinking over 11k calories a day in beer?
What's even more shocking to me is, that he "stops drinking beer for three days" as if that wouldn't be normal. How regularly do you have to drink beer to stop for three days.
If I have a few drinks every other weekend I wouldn't say "I stopped drinking for 2 weeks", as if that would be something unusual. So unless you are drinking at least bidaily it just doesn't make sense to state that you stop for three days.
You realize the human body contains more than just fat right?
I am, yes. What are you suggesting he'd be losing instead? Water weight? If it's that, you can lose that without ceasing drinking beer at all. It seemed to me that the implication was the fella could lose 10 pounds that would stay off by stopping alcohol consumption, which water weight would not.
Is there something else l am missing?
These fucking guys? Amirite? Sheesh…
It’s a bet I’ve won several times. Feeling like you have too much money?
I don't understand what you're asking me.
Yeah