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Anon visits America
(sh.itjust.works)
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served with a side drink of milkshake with double cream on it
No I don't, I have encountered many americans trying to convince me that this is a reasonable combo...
Is it a five dollar shake?
Only with coupons
Haha. At this point a fast food shake probably costs $5.
I haven't discovered this yet, praying 2025 won't be my year ๐๐ผ
Comes with a side of insulin I hope. $800 combo
Wait till Americans discover deep-fried candy bars, the one area where the Europeans (well, Scots in particular) area ahead of Americans in deep-fried tech.
We've had that for nearly a century, it's just state fair food because even Americans have standards.
Forcing Presidents to eat Iowa Goy Slop on national television like it's a TLC reality TV show called "My 1000 lb Family" is a rite of passage in this country.
Where do I find this?