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Anon goes to therapy
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this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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Jesus Christ, that tops the worst thing I've ever heard a therapist say.
I heard a tale about a therapist in Iowa who after talking about issues with anxiety recommended eating brains shaped foods like, broccoli and walnuts.
What's the weather like in 1825?
Sadly it was only 4 years ago. But Iowa does feel like that sometimes.
I mean they have gravel county highways. When I found myself on one unexpectedly last year I said out loud "Why is this county highway unpaved? Why is Iowa a third world country?!"
Fucking ridiculous. Obviously you need to eat food shaped like your skull in order to enhance the beneficial humours.
Don't know if there's a distinction in English but when I read "therapist" I know that over here it can be anyone. Psychologist and psychiatrists have a professional order, therapists don't... You could decide to become a therapist tomorrow morning if you wanted...
I am wondering the sane* tbh
Same* (I keep the typo for posterity)
"the sane"
Hehehe
You still don’t know a therapist has ever said this though.