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Anon doesn't wash (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

when you unpack it. Just choke it thoroughly

This is sounding extremely unsanitary

[-] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago

Well… you don’t want it flapping around everywhere in your oven now, do you?

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago

Why not?

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

Traumatizes the children

[-] OrderedChaos@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

I thought you said it traumatizes the chicken the first time I read your comment. Lol

[-] Schnabeltierplaisir@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago

Probably both.. It's just that the chicken's trauma won't last as long..

this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2025

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