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Anon calls the local bowling alley
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this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2025
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When I was a kid I called up a local store that sold tobacco products.
"Hi, do you carry Prince Albert in a Can?"
Long Pause. "Yes?"
"Well you'd better ..." click