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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/badrealestate@feddit.uk

Sleeps 16! Newly renovated! 6,000+ sqft! Indoor pool in your very own gymnasium building! Apparently great for doomsday preppers for some reason! What’s not to love?

Ok so I don’t love whatever this thing is. It gives me creepy basement entrance vibes that don’t fit.

I like ceiling elephant if stuff has to be there at all, but the rest of the cave drawings…

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1920-S-Springdale-Rd_New-Berlin_WI_53146_M87031-21597?from=srp-list-card

(You may recognize this house from a comment on my prior post, cuz I wasn’t really thinking about posting this one separately, but hey might as well liven the place up)

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[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Fuck the house...17 acres for only $1 million? The rest of Chicago is like $1 million per acre. Bulldoze the whole thing and you'd probably make your money back and then some.

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You definitely wouldn’t. It’s not Chicago, not even that close (almost 2 hours by car), not even the same state.. at best it’s part of Milwaukee, and even then it’s a stretch.

There’s a lot of land in the area, and where that house is is full of mansion type properties that have 5-50 acres. That’s normal for the area, and not at all something worth getting rid of. Nobody lives where land is cheap because it’s inconvenient, not because land is actually unaffordable.

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