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My corporate anti-virus doesn't let me add scanning exclusions
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You could, and I'm just spitballing here, start sending your compiled executables to the anti-virus provider and only continuing work once they've been added to the upstream exceptions. Bonus points for compiling hundreds and sending them all. Do that for a day or two and there is sure to be a number of communications many levels above you.
If executed perfectly and all goes well, you'll get your exceptions access.
Worst case... uh. Maybe this isn't such a good idea after all.