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Anon's date has a third degree burn
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this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2025
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So cute.
Imagine the proposal. He gets on his knees, barfs blood. The words.... "will you marry me?"
Her wound opens up.
"YES!!!"
They both hold hands in the hospital bed.