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[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 1 year ago

They wouldn't want you to know it all depends on a Frankensteined chunk of spaghetti'd COBOL that hasn't been updated since a guy they forgot about set it up before he retired in like 1996. And they're just betting that, if they don't look at it too hard, it won't oopsie a cascade of critical failures.

[-] A_Porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Funnily enough, the one you'd expect this from, the bank, I used to work for, it's all Go and running on k8s in aws.

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