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[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Elon is an awesome hacker, he just did an RPC call using visual basic on the mainframe to hack the GUI and get through all 3 firewalls

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I heard he reverse engineered the DNS and published a git lull which resulted in a total NVME DDOS of the computational cores.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I just put my Rockwell Encabulator in full bridge mode, and then any AES signal can be rectified bi-directionally in realtime with seamless TLS packet substitution.

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

So....how come you didn't invent Tesla and SpaceX?

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Because making up fake bullshit is Elon's job.

[-] rowanthorpe@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

The jargon-abuse in this little subthread has caused me actual physical pain. It burns.

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