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Anon becomes a shrimp farmer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago

You mean manatees?

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I wonder how manatee tastes...

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Like a tough porkchop soaked in swamp water. Those damn aquatic speed bumps aren't even good for eatin'.

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Fishy steak

edit: CONJECTURE!

[-] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

You monster!

this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2025

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