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Anon finds a hidden message in Shrek (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 60 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I still like the theory that Donkey is a Lost Boy escaped from Treasure Island before the full transformation took over and he lost his voice.

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 15 points 2 months ago

So the little boy fucked a dragon?

I suppose its not much more fucked up than interspecies donkey/dragon coitus, but still.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago

We don't really know how old Donkey is, he may very well have 'grown up' by then.

But yeah; basically a human cosplaying as a donkey (with the help of some magic) fucked a dragon...

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Eh, no worse than the original ending of It

[-] LucidNightmare@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

A fellow Theorist, eh?

Good to see you. :)

this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2025

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