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[-] HStone32@lemmy.world 99 points 2 weeks ago

The secret to success in software engineering:

  1. Lie and say that there is
  2. Write or use a conversion algorithm
  3. Boss won't know the difference
  4. Collect bonus at performance evaluation
  5. Put "AI engineer" on resume
[-] pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br 37 points 2 weeks ago
  1. Boss thinks AI can code at senior developer level and fires you and the entire team
[-] HStone32@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago
  1. Never plan on staying at a SE job for longer than a few years. Not in a market that volitile.
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2025
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