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[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 1 week ago

Variable names should be var{n} where n = 0, 1, 2...

[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Pff, just use the numbers directly:

${1} = "value";
${2} = "DOGE";

That makes it possible to do stuff like:

for (${152} = 1; ${152} <= 2; ${152}++) {
    ${666} = $${152};
    print(${666});
}

This is a valid code, btw.

[-] Zink@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

Something something the cruelty is the point.

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