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The government doesn't use SQL (programming.dev)
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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 24 points 3 weeks ago

Easy. Just defragment the kernel flux, water root but do not saturate the soil, and then set the virtual tensors to sigWumbo++. If you saturated root then set the tensors to asyncoMumbo-- to account for the extra conductivity. After that refragment the kernel flux because it was happy that way.

[-] jacecomix@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

Wumbo++ is by far my favorite development tool

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, a fellow wombologist!

[-] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Does Wumbo# count? I'd like to be part of something

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

Only Wumbo number 5.

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'll usually throw a little Amanda code in there to stay by my side.

[-] VubDapple@real.lemmy.fan 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's web-scale!

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