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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by CriticalSilence@feddit.de to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Can you please activate your webcams?

Please choose a sticky note color to use for this meeting

Please take one of these smiley stickers and tell the others how you feel now

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[-] CriticalSilence@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

My intension was to make a harmless little fun about scrum masters who extensively use colors and communicate like they have a conversation with children. But holly F this escalated quickly and just sounds creepy. Like a cult where non-believers are considered evil or unholy. Do these people still live in a reality where they go to work to earn money in first line? Are they hostile to people thinking different? Sorry, but this really creeps me out.

[-] ngdev@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It's literally just describing scrum and agile processes as if they were reporting on a cult/religion and its rituals. The bit at the end about it still being waterfall development with rituals actually got me pretty good lol

this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2023
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