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submitted 1 month ago by potoo22@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Probably not a good title to seek upvotes. If it does get upvotes, more programmers get share in your pain 😅

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[-] hooferboof@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

#define if while #define true false

[-] kionay@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Or a classic:

#define true (rand() % 2)
#define false (rand() % 2)

[-] hooferboof@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That's evil

[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

You'd like the IOCCC.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Great times. And new rules every year!

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