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Anon judges books by their covers
(sh.itjust.works)
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I'm surely just deranged, but I wholeheartedly believe I can tell someone's political leaning without even having to speak to them, just from their appearance. So far I've had incredible accuracy.
Edit: nothing against anyone commenting, but I don't care a lot about this particular innocuous comment and don't want to have discussions about it forever, so I'm going to quit replying to new comments, feel free to leave them or downvote me or whatever, I'm just dipping on this greentext thread.
"If they have hair that isn't a natural human hair color, I know they're a liberal."
So, this is usually true for a lot of women, but oddly a lot of conservative men have colored hair, I wouldn't use just hair color of course.
You guys can get super butthurt, but I'll bet I could guess you guys out in public too.
There's a lot that people give away about themselves from the way they walk to the faces they make to the gestures they use.
People are butthurt because literally the only evidence you've used to support your claim so far is "trust me bro"
And you should bro.
Why the fuck would I do that
I don't know, I don't know why we're all still talking about this inane comment on a greentext post. Can we stop?