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[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago

Real C++ programmers pass by const ref and tell pointers to fuck off.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You can also make everything a smart pointer and be done with it.

I can count on more than one hand the number of large scale projects where converting everything to smart pointers fixed major memory issues. Even if smart pointers can’t handle circular references, the number of projects that just don’t manage their memory correctly at all and were fixed by introducing these tools is way too high.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

This is a bit embarrassing but the last time I actively worked in C++ it was with Qt and pre C++11.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 points 1 month ago

Almost the same as me. All kinds of programming jobs. I usually end up working in Python or C, for embedded systems work.

Of course, if you’re talking hobby, it could be anything.

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