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[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago

It's just the universe's way of maintaining balance. Kind of like when humanity invented Olestra and the universe said "ok that's fine, but if you eat a bag of Doritos your ass is going to leak."

[-] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

I remember there being a comedy site back when olestra was a thing where some dude decided to test how much he'd have to eat before basically shitting himself inside out. He essentially journaled gradually increasing amounts for like a week and a half. If memory serves, it was roughly one whole bag of chips in a day before symptoms began and 2 bags before he hit full on ass leakage.

[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

How many bags before he can submit himself to NASA as a means of interstellar propulsion?

[-] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

the funny thing is he continued to eat after symptoms started showing

[-] Juvyn00b@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Well duh, there was science to be done

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