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DOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Codebase in Months
(www.wired.com)
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Can't wait to hear how the blockchain will factor into this redesign.
I mean, technically SSA data might be a legitimate use of the blockchain. I am one of the biggest opponents of the whole mess, but there are use cases for a persistent immutable data record, and social security numbers would be one of them.
The not-bullshit version of this already exists.
Many know it as MySQL, Postgres, etc.
Databases don't need Blockchains.
Damn why doesn't git just use sql instead of Merkle trees I guess that's just stupid tell Linus to get to using SQLite asap!!!
But no, you're wrong. Cryptographically verifiable merkle trees are a valuable way to store changing data. Unlike your recommendations, they don't satisfy the needs of verification, which is literally a great use-case for ssns. Now I'll admit that the SSN db doesn't need to be distributed, which is the only thing a blockchain adds to that equation. But you are just flat out wrong for suggesting a sql db 😂
You can store the Merkle trees inside of a SQLite database as extra columns attached to the data.
That way you get the benefits of a high-level query language and a robust storage layer as well as the cryptographic verification.
In fact, there is a version control system called Fossil which does exactly that:
https://fossil-scm.org/home/doc/trunk/www/fossil-v-git.wiki
Or you know, trusted timestamps and cryptographic signatures via normal PKI. A Merkle tree isn’t worth shit legally if you can’t verify it against a trust outside of the tree.
All of the blockchain bullshit miss that part - you can create a cryptographic representation of money or contracts, but you can’t actually enforce, verify or trust anything in the real world without intermediaries. On the other hand, I can trust a certificate from a CA because there are verifiable actual real-world consequences for someone if that CA breaks legal agreements.
I’ll use a folder of actual papers, signed using a pen. Have some witnesses, make sure they have a legal stake and consequences, and you are golden.
Blockchain is three things, not just a merkle tree.
Git isn’t a blockchain. Blockchain requires mistrust, else it’s just previous technology that existed decades before.