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Anon watches It
(sh.itjust.works)
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I love that he has a bell to ring, presumably when he gives up on a movie so he can announce to the room when he's going to get up and walk away from it. His girlfriend/wife already knows what's going to happen. It's been 10 years, and he still hasn't picked up what she's putting down when she asks if he wants to watch Netflix and chill.
I just assumed that's the guy from cinemasins. ding
I thought of Hector from Breaking Bad when I saw that.
Bang, zoom, straight to the moon.