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Anon predicts the future of driving
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In the future, you will have to sit in the back seat with a VR headset on, so you can drive the vehicle with a controller in third person.
"Alright, buckle up. We 'bout to go for an INSANE STUNT BONUS!"
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'Welcome to Kuh-rayyayayazay Taxi! Select your destination! Would you like to play either the Offspring or Bad Religion during your ride?'