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Anon is worried about men
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this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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For what reason would men randomly approach women? Women online have made it clear that doing so results in being made fun of, that women hate the features of testosterone-having men, and they've made it clear there is a long list of "icks" that you can't have.
The only dating i do is within the circles of friends.
Currently working on an absolute package, btw. Funny, fun, beautiful, sheeeeeesh.
The heart flutters at the thought.
What women hate is some stranger approaching them, out of the blue, in the most obvious and clueless way.
"Hello, female, I see you're having fun with your friends. You don't know me, M'Lady, but I wanted to let you know that I think you're prime mating material, and would like to invite you back to my parent's basement for Chicken Tendies. We will listen to music you like, until your mating orifice is sufficiently lubricated. Or we can watch Naruto. Rest assured, I am attentive, I watched many videos on foreplay. Shall I summon an Uber?"
Lol do those people actually approach women?
No, they don't.
I'm mocking them, in an attempt to shame them into putting themselves out there, and learning from experience like we did back in the day.
Lol gottem
Really, they should though, but in a respectful, even if cringe, way.
But a lot of them have some mental work they need to do first.
You're right, my bad.