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this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
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One time, when I was in 6th grade, an 8th grade girl called me cute. I don't think I'll ever forget it
I was a sophomore in high school. A senior girl I vaguely knew but wasn't friends with, apropos of nothing, leans over to me and goes, "You're nice. I like nervous, twitchy virgins."
I don't know if I've ever been more baffled in my life. I don't even remember if I responded or what I did after that. I just remember thinking, "what the heck just happened?"