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Anon is at a work function
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this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
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Start signing your emails with "Kindest regards,"
Everyone knows that such people are not to be trifled with. It's the office job equivalent of killing an inmate in the prison yard on your first day.
"Thank you for all you do." Is my go to.
I regularly beef with the kindest regards lady. She's a lazy ass lol
Hey, it beats a "With purpose,"
Biggest pains in the ass in the world.
Please advise
Kindest regards, Anon
=May well have pushed the CEO off the roof, if you don't fix your shit and now it might happen to you