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[-] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 143 points 1 year ago

Vance is such a smoothbrain, he probably thought it's called Greenland because of how lush it is.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 92 points 1 year ago

Calling it Greenland was always a branding exercise.

[-] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 year ago

Vance in Las Vegas " Where the fuck are all the meadows?!?"

[-] frezik@midwest.social 14 points 1 year ago

TIL what Las Vegas means. But apparently, there was originally some meadows there?

[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Las Vegas was lush and green when it was settled. As more people arrived, the spring water that kept it that way dried up

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

That would require learning a piece of a language other than English …. He’d be an illegal immigrant, hardened criminal, gang member. That mascara is a sure sign of Tren de Aragua membership

[-] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I like to think of it more that the old Norse had a good sense of humor.

[-] TwanHE@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Well the guy was banished from Iceland IIRC, so he had a good reason to hype up this new found land.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

No, no, the newfound land is a scooch southwest

[-] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Nobody wants to go to Newfoundland I assure you.

[-] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

I was taught in public school that they called it Iceland to keep the British away and Greenland because if that was Greenland Iceland must really suck. 🇬🇱 🇮🇸

Geography has never been my strong point, but even I know Greenland is the cold one and Iceland is the green one.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 8 points 1 year ago

No silly Iceland is a supermarket!

[-] Damage@feddit.it 16 points 1 year ago

"Hey Donald, I've got new information, we should reevaluate this Greenland thing"

[-] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

"have you heard about it? It sounds beautiful! Not cold or snowy like Iceland."

[-] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

I think ppl in Greenland did that just to troll idiots like Vance. Same with guys on Iceland...

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Epic 1,000 year troll!!!! This guy should be a legend, a myth, a story that should have sagas written

[-] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think we'll never forget this guy named JD Vance who vent to Greenland and was shocked it was fucking cold there...

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

According to the Saga of Erik the Red, Erik spent his three years of exile exploring this land. … When Erik returned to Iceland after his exile had expired, he is said to have brought with him stories of "Greenland". Erik purposefully gave the land a more appealing name than "Iceland" as "people would be attracted to go there if it had a favorable name", per Erik's own words.[19][20] Erik knew that the success of any settlement in Greenland would need the support of as many people as possible. Erik's salesmanship of Greenland proved successful in…. as 1,043 years later a widely reviled politician who insisted he never he’d close personal relations with a couch, was quoted to exclaim in surprise “it’s fucking cold up there. Nobody told me that”

this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2025
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