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submitted 1 week ago by spaffel@spaffel.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 37 points 6 days ago

Making programmers attend meetings should be considered a hate crime.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Which is worse: forcing a programmer to attend daily meetings, or forcing them to work in an "open plan" office? If I had to choose one or the other, I would choose to go work on a garbage truck.

[-] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago

Forcing programmers into an office at all should be enough to get a manager dragged before the ICJ on charges of crimes against humanity

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

but the collaboration!

[-] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago

Ah, the collaboration of millionaire fuckheads making the rest of us suffer. How ever will they be able to afford their private jet to Dubai?

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

A daft conversation interrupting your stressed out mind might inspire new and creative solutions though. Like a mountain cabin with a well stocked pantry.