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this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
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Correct.
But we don't need employees to audit your use of company devices - we have LLMs for that. We can always define what is "work related" and flag anything that doesn't match, or any web addresses that are outside the pre-approved list (it doesn't have to be blacklisting, we can do whitelisting too).
And yeah, they won't fire you right away... they'll just collect data, and use it to justify firing you when they decide that you cost too much.
And with how much companies like Microsoft are shoving AI features into everything, it's a constant battle for well meaning sysadmins to keep busybody management types from getting enough force together to push through enabling this shit.
They all see it as a "no manpower required" thing that can just be switched on and used as a feather in their cap. "Look! I did a thing! For free!"
"Remember!... what the dormouse said..."