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Make Bash Great Again!! (lemmy.ca)
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[-] CausticFlames@sopuli.xyz 47 points 7 months ago

Born Again Bourne Again SHell..

BABASH is arriving

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 34 points 7 months ago

BABASH includes the following changes from bash:

  • The kill command has been replaced by baptise and exorcise. baptise prevents a program from spawning a daemon, and exorcise terminates daemons.
  • All quoting must be annotated with a bible verse number
  • Due to manpage shenanigans with touch, touch has been renamed to exalt. Attempting to access the manpage for touch will be reported.
  • Using pipelines will no longer do clean up for the user
[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
  • mount is supplicate
  • rev is now reverence
  • head is divine
  • tail is divination
  • gawk is peer
  • man is saint
  • systemd is a-system
  • join is marriage
  • If you have any questions or remarks, take them to god in prayer. We will pray for your forgiveness
[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 7 months ago
  • sed is sosayeth
  • cut is briss
  • grep is grab
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